Summary: Two shinobi with multiple jobs in a different world doing shinobi things. Like chilling, accidentally getting a harem and trying not to get involved with the supernatural... Unsuccessfully.
Link: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13562686/1/Shinobi-and-their-Multiple-Jobs
Word count:64k
Chapters:30
Chapter 1:
"...Sasuke. Are you awake?" Naruto asked as he looked to his side.
"I've been awake for ten minutes." Sasuke looked annoyed.
"Then why didn't you say anything?"
"Because I was trying to rest but your annoying voice didn't help."
"That's not very nice." Naruto frowned.
"What village are we in, Naruto?"
"..."
"Naruto?"
"Well... I don't think we're in any village or our world entirely." Naruto said hesitantly.
"How?"
"I asked for some food earlier but nobody understood me and I didn't understand them. And then some guy came here earlier to talk to me, I understood him but not completely."
"What did you get out of him?"
"Well, he spoke Japanese and we're in some country called Italy. Weird name."
"You didn't tell him anything did you?"
"I mean, it was kinda hard to avoid telling him why we were bleeding out in an alley with a missing arm."
"An alley?"
"That's what I got from him, and apparently there's no ramen around here! Can you believe that? Oh, and no one has chakra so that's something."
"Naruto, we have more important things to worry about right now. How much chakra do you have?"
"More than enough to walk out of here, you?"
"Same." Sasuke said as he stood up and tore off every wire connected to him.
Naruto did the same, "By the way, the guy said that we have to pay and that some people are coming to see us later."
"Who?" Sasuke asked as he streched.
"Some church people. But I'm hungry, can we go?" Naruto looked around their plain white room.
Sasuke poked his head out of the door, "Not too many people. I could probably use my sharingan to get out without a fuss."
"Let's get going, I'm starving." Naruto pushed Sasuke out the door, only to be stopped by some doctor.
"Hey, what're you guys—" The doctor slumped as soon as he began questioning them
"Sorry, can't understand you." Naruto apologized as he stepped over him.
This process was repeated until they got out.
"I just realized we're still in hospital rags..." Sasuke looked himself over after a few minutes of random walking.
"Where are we supposed to get some clothes? We don't even have any money and I'm still hungry." Naruto frowned.
"Can you shut up about your stomach for one second? Besides, it doesn't matter that we have no money, we'll just steal it from someone."
"But everyone looks so nice! We can't just do that!"
"Then what do you suggest?!" Sasuke looked annoyed.
"We can do what that guy is doing. It's even better that we're both missing an arm." Naruto pointed at a man with a sign.
Sasuke glared at him, "I'm not going to be begging for money."
"We're not be—"
"That's begging. Besides, he's barely getting anything, it'll be faster if we steal some money. Actually, we don't even know if they have the same currency so it'll be faster if we just steal what we need."
"Fine." Naruto mumbled.
"Make a clone go get us some clothes, another one to get us some food and one to find a library."
Naruto stomped off into an alley for a second before coming back. "What now?"
"We wait." Sasuke said simply as he leaned on a wall.
After few hours of them exploring after getting some clothes and food they found themselves right outside of the nearest library.
"My clone found a few books in the Japanese language. It shouldn't take us too long to learn it but we'll have to learn Italian, which is this country's language." Naruto whined.
"Hn. You do that first. I'll go get us someplace to rest, it's getting dark." Sasuke said as he walked off.
"Why are you so mad? You don't like the clothes I got you?"
Sasuke turned back to look at him, "I don't like your shitty tastes. You better have gotten another tracksuit that isn't bright orange when I get back or I'll burn it off."
"Asshole. Says the guy wearing an all-black tracksuit. At least I don't look like an emo." Naruto mumbled as he walked inside.
"So, where are we going?" Naruto asked.
"It took me a while but I found a really nice hotel. Did you make any progress?"
"Pshh, of course I did!" Naruto puffed his chest out, "I finished learning Japanese and I got down some Italian as well!"
"Really? I'm surprised a dobe like you could pick up two different languages."
"Actually, Japanese wasn't so hard. I had 5 clones working on that and 5 others working on Italian."
"And you? Because I can see you didn't get any new clothes."
"Well... I was walking around and it was super weird but I saw a really pretty lady, big breasted too."
Sasuke rolled his eyes, "So?"
"Well, she was flying and she had 12 wings."
Sasuke stopped, "You saw a woman with 12 wings?"
Naruto nodded, "So I went back to the library and did some research and found out she's an Angel. I think she was looking for us."
Sasuke narrowed his eyes, "It'll be best if we get out of this country soon."
"I don't know, it's kinda nice here." Naruto shrugged, "Besides, it didn't seem like she could sense my chakra. I wasn't even suppressing it."
"We should still be careful."
"Well, obviously. By the way apparently we also need some papers to prove we exist."
"I took care of that. Why do you think I was out so long?" Sasuke handed him two small cards.
"Why does it say we're almost 19 years old?" Naruto looked confused.
"So we don't have to go to school here."
"Okay, I don't really wanna go to school."
"Although we have to get some jobs to get some money. I don't particularly want to keep using my sharingan on random civilians to get a room in a hotel."
"That sounds kinda fun! We could open a ramen shop!" Naruto said excitedly.
Sasuke groaned, "Anything else?"
"I could publish Pervy Sage's books here."
"How?"
"I have them all memorized."
"Oh, so something does go in that brain of yours."
"Why do you have to be such an ass?" Naruto frowned.
"Anyway, I was thinking we could be some kind of bounty hunters rather than own a ramen shop or publish porn."
"Bah, you can be a bounty hunter if you want. I'll have myself a nice ramen shop AND publish Pervy Sage's books. You're welcome to join me whenever you're not out being some vigilante."
"Well, good luck finding some place to build a ramen shop and someone to publish your master's smut."
"Well, guess what? When you were finding the hotel I found an old man with a shop nearby and he agreed to let me have it for free since he's moving to America. And I'm sure I'll find someone to publish those books, he may not have looked it but Pervy Sage got rich off of those books. They're why he had so much money to go to brothels."
"I find it strange that no one seems to have chakra. Even civilians had small amounts of chakra back home. Another difference between them and us I guess."
"We can find any other differences later. Right now I wanna sleep, are we almost there?"
A few months had passed and Naruto found himself having a very successful ramen shop. Sasuke had decided to help him during the day but he would still go bounty hunting during the night. Meanwhile, Naruto was still waiting to have the first book of the Icha Icha Paradise novels to be published. They also decided to live there since they got bored of the fancy hotel.
"Who would've thought this shop would get so popular?" Sasuke mumbled to himself as he cleaned some dishes.
"Umm, I did. You can never underestimate Teuchi and Ayame's ramen! And the first Icha Icha book is getting published soon so suck on that MR. Bounty Hunter." Naruto rolled his eyes.
"Hn. I get good money from that and you know it."
"Whatever. It's much more peaceful staying here in the shop." Naruto said as he opened the doors.
"Naruto! Hi!" Naruto turned to see his number one costumer running to the shop as she dragged someone else with her.
"Irina, how are you? And who's your friend?"
"I'm well! And this is the friend that I told you about, Xenovia."
Naruto smiled as Xenovia nodded, "Nice to meet you."
"You finally convinced her to come get a bite here, Irina?"
"You bet I did! It took her long enough, but once she gets a tasted she'll be addicted I tell you!"
"Well come on in, you're the first to come in today."
"Hi, Sasuke!" Irina waved at him.
"Hn."
"He's still so cold to me." Irina frowned.
"He's like that to everyone, he drives people away sometimes. Lighten up, Sasuke!"
"Shut up."
"Haha, have a seat girls. What will it be?"
"Miso for the both of us."
Naruto nodded, "I'll be with you in a bit." He said as he walked to the back of the shop.
"Naruto—"
"Yes, yes, I know what you're going to say. They're with the church so they can't be trusted yadda yadda."
Sasuke frowned, "So why are you so lax?"
"I understand your concern but I've already told you that Irina doesn't have any bad intentions and neither does her friend."
Sasuke sighed, "Fine, but I still want to get out of this country."
"And go where?"
Sasuke merely shrugged and Naruto sighed as he poured two bowls with miso ramen.
"Here you are ladies. I already had this cooking earlier, hope you enjoy."
"Hey, Naruto. Xenovia was wondering why you're missing your right arm can you pleeeeaaaassseeee tell her?"
"Irina!" Xenovia blushed, "You don't have to if you don't want to."
"Oh, I don't mind! It was this bastard who took it off." Naruto pointed at Sasuke in the back, who looked at him and flipped him off. "I took his left arm as well so it's even."
"Umm, why did you guys do that?" Xenovia asked as she began slurping on the ramen.
"We had a... disagreement. We're all good now and we've gotten used to it. Sometimes I even guilt people into coming in with a sob story I came up with."
Irina shook her head, "Truly despicable."
"I'm joking! I would never do that. That'd be Sasuke's job if he was more sociable but he's pretty much a shut-in."
"He kinda looks like one, with the long hair covering his left eye and his dark clothes."
"Right? And he criticized me for wearing orange. Now I'm reduced to wearing black clothes with orange highlights." He sniffled, "Anyway, I can see you like the ramen, Xenovia."
"Ah, yes... I've finished it. May I have another serving?"
"Or course!" He grabbed her bowl and skipped to the back.
"See, Xenovia? I'm telling you Lady Gabriel will enjoy this when she gets here."
CRASH!
"Are you alright, Naruto?" Irina stood up.
"I'm okay! Sit down, I'll be there in a bit." He stood up to find Sasuke staring at him.
"Did she just say what I think she did?" Naruto asked.
"You mean that a fucking Angel is going to find us?" Sasuke hissed.
"It doesn't have to be an Angel. It could be someone whose name is Gabriel..."
"Ask them."
"Hey, Irina... Who's Gabriel?"
"Oh! Well, she's kinda our superior."
"Haha, I see." Naruto laughed nervously.
Sasuke glared at him, "If we're found out, I'll kill you."
"At least something interesting is happening. Looks like I chose a good day to wake up." Kurama yawned.
"Don't worry, Sasuke." Naruto waved it off, "I'm sure it'll be fine... Probably."
Link: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13562686/1/Shinobi-and-their-Multiple-Jobs