Ch V: Unlucky Theo and the Enchanting Room

Sorry about the sudden P.O.V Change, im just no about to edit the chapters further, so the book will likely shift between 1st and 3rd P.O.V constantly. This story is like 2 years old, so... yeah, made insane guy.

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"Ugh *Cough Cough*Not my best idea, but it worked in the end somehow. Forget those mobs, I need to get a book. Asap! The sun is at high noon, meaning there's only around half of the day left. So around ten hours, thirty minutes until I can sleep, I only have about seven hours to find a cow, which would be easy if I was in a forest next to an ocean. I have to make my way out of this forest and find an area with cows, luckily, I might just be able to find some sugar cane here, so I guess I don't have to waste hours looking for that."

*After an hour of getting sugar cane

'Well, I guess it's good that I got twenty. Ugh, this is enough time wasted, I feel all jittery, let's commit mass genocide on the cow population! To the forest!'' 

This would have been the plan if it wasn't for the cacophony of creeper noises he heard from the forest. 

"Yeah… maybe not, let's go the oth-"

*TSS* 

*TSS*

'Creeper!'

With the reflexes of a cat on steroids and cocaine Theo jumped, turned around, brought up my shield, and somehow managed to go to my tenth Hotbar slot all in one swift movement. But, unfortunately, in java edition shields aren't as broken as Bedrock Edition shields. Because If he was in bedrock, he would be fine, he would only be knocked a block or two. No, scratch that, he would barely even be knocked back beyond the block he was on. But in java edition, or rather, whatever-the-hell-this-is edition, you get flung like a ball that's about to become a home run record.

"What the hell? I'm almost landed in the water, I was like 10 blocks away from this stupid river, creepers shouldn't be this strong."

*Hraaah*

"...Bro, it isn't even nighttime. Why... Why would you go out of your way to attack me?" I say in a tone befitting of a man that just witnessed a super creeper that wasn't even charged and sprint into the water to escape the maniacal Mobs

*Shwip*

*TING*

'...'

Theo was completely speechless, his brain couldn't create a single complete thought, his luck was worse than his ability to pick up girls. He has always been single.

'Let's just pull a dory and f*ck off.'

Turns out, drowned have a pack mentality, he had to dodge a cacophony of tridents, and like the man dream himself, he managed to get away with just a half of a heart.

*Plap Plap Plap Plap*

*Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish Swish* (And this is him doing the water bucket thing to regain air, this continues for a while)

'Door door door, I need a door!' I say urgently, quickly 

*Haah Haah Haah Haah*

'Why did the R.O.B that sent me here decide to make drowned so fucking op!'

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●P.O.V: Narrator

Theo complained about the absurdity of the drowned for so long in his FDA(Or whoever the hell it is that would approve diving gear) approved "Diving Door" that the sun came up.

"Finally, the sun is up, let's commit arson to the forest! Cant fuck me if you burn from the sun you stupid green fucks." Said Theo who for some reason said that aloud.

He then proceeded to understand once again that creepers fear nothing, not the sun, Iron Golems, players, or even god. They were literally a mistake of god. And If he was in a stereotypical system story right now he would surely gain the skill [Jumpscare Resistance] or something.

"Just wait, you failure pigs! I'll come back with so many cats that you'll die of fear. Or something...." He said while slaughtering the 20+ creepers.

After he killed the creepers and contemplated his luck, he finally remembered the reason he was here. And proceeded to take the cow population to zero. He didn't even need that much leather, he left lots of leather on the ground. If it wasn't for the fact that this was a game, he would have hunted cows into extinction alone.

"Alright! I have two stacks of leather, 23 sugar cane, four obsidian, and two diamonds. Now all I need is some good old deforestation so I can make bookshelves, and then I'd have to go to the Nether for quartz and levels. I'm basically set." He said preparing to boat home

•P.O.V: Theo

'So, I'm finally home, I have my crafting table, my logs, and the materials for an enchanting table. Now all I have to do is make an enchanting room. Let's go with a basement underwater design.'

->250 ticks later. Explanation of ticks in the paragraph comment, if I forget, put a comment and let me know.

"Alright, this pond looks really good, now I can use my signs and Dark Oak trap doors to make a hidden enchanting room." I mutter to myself

->300 ticks later

'Ok, I like it, looking very hidden. Although, I'm not hiding it from anyone. I like the appeal of hidden rooms. Hmm, I think I'll do a normal box-like room with barrels in the corners near the entrance, and maybe take a page out of the camp's book and make a square of water inside of stairs. Wait, no I should do chests, so I can waterlog them, or whatever it's called just in case those stupid creepers somehow get down here while I'm enchanting.'

->After finishing the room

'Alright, it looks a little plain here, let's make the walls a mix of gravel, cobble, andesite, and stone. I need some texture here. And then I can put down the enchanting table, and bookshelves, and then get to enchanting. Well, I guess I can enchant a little bit right now, I have enough for a little bit of enchanting after killing all of those creepers and cows.'

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