CH VIII Nether
Before this chapter starts I want to give a big thank you to 4R5H4D for correcting me. I thought one block was one km. Im not stupid, just american, but honestly I don't know which one is worst.
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•P.O.V: Narrator
"Those 'hunters' won't even know what hit them."
Is what a certain clown underground heard.
'Oh, "wont know what hit them" he says, pfff, let's see if you'll feel the same when I kill you.' monolouged a certain clown as he mined away underground and sneakily followed Theo
"Let's see how you feel when you have to pull a dream and fight three hunters at once!" said the clown as he poorly imitated the joker's laugh.
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'...So these guys don't know that I can hear them? I expected as much but come on, seriously? You didn't talk to your teammates? Wait... Maybe this is a ploy and there isn't three hunters but instead only two? Or maybe there's way more! Like 5 or 10! I may be good, but going against more than two equally geared people at once is too much, much less three or more similarly geared people. There's just no way to dish out enough damage! Fuck, I need diamond armor. Let's hope I get a bastion here, with good shit, maybe some netherite so I can hit them without flying away from them and get way more hits in. I just need some luck and not even 5 hunters will be able to stop me.' Thought our protagonist, but unknown to him, the guy was called a clown for a reason, he's truly stupid. His overthinking is entirely unnecessary. Right?
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Rewards Cannot Be Received At This Moment>
As Theo left the portal he set his eyes upon an extreme biome, extreme as in extreme beauty, size, and danger. The blood red colors spread around the place and the distinct noise of fire crackling and lava popping makes you feel like you're a piece burning paper, and the distant teal lands make you feel desperate for refuge. Or at least, that's how it was probably meant to be, but This man's only concern was
'Damn, no dream luck huh? I hope I don't waste too much time looking for a bastion and fortress.' He thought, Like mother fucker this clown probably followed you in and you're probably gonna die in lava, but all you're worried about is your luck. Sigh, why cant I get normal protagonists?
Theo moved through the unwelcoming biomes and looked for anything useful. But the only useful thing he found were a few ender men the he promptly killed.(I don't know if he has any ender pearls, I'm going to assume he doesn't) And he managed to get 3 for 5, so now he only needs ten more.
And as he was zooming through the nether, the hunters was struggling to keep up. They weren't very good at parkour. As a matter of fact, the clown almost died to lava.
{NickelSmart Tried To Swim In Lava}
Scratch that, the clown did die to lava.
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A/N: Ugh, I just realized I changed the direction I was gonna go with this, so I'm gonna have to change some stuff in the early chapters, don't worry, it'll pop back up later, but I cant have that system shit here, maybe when he g@*# b@!& t* h!$ w*%!& A@!&%, then it'll come back, but until then it'll be hidden.
Also, I need some suggestions. Kinda having a writers block...