Chapter 79

"What are you doing?" I ask her.

"I think one of my eyes is bigger than the other."

"What? Don’t boobs have that problem?"

She looks down at her chest. "What? One of my boobs is bigger than the other?" she asks, shocked.

"Noo, I didn’t-that’s not what I meant."

"You seemed to like them before." She pouts and I roll my eyes, stepping closer.

"I didn’t mean it like that."

She ignores me and looks at the flask I’m holding.

"Did you pee in that?" she asks in an innocent voice that lets me know she’s currently in the exact same state as I am.

"No. It’s gin."

"Gimme." She says and makes grabby hands.

She takes a small shot and then gives it back to me. I look down at her and she looks up at me, and for a few seconds no one says anything, until her eyes widen with realization.

"You know what would be reaaaalllyyy nice right now?"

"A joint?" I ask and she yelps in delight.

"Exactly."