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We have physicians in the militant group. And they are real, hospital ones. And they are happy people and sometimes they listen to what the equally happy patients say. In the toilet.

My doctor's office is located in such a way that on the other side of the corridor, directly opposite the door (2.5 meters distance), there is a patient toilet. So when it is quiet, whether it is it or not, I can hear the sounds coming from this tabernacle.

"Hail Maryoooo, Grace Peeeeool, the Lord is with you. Blessed aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa named one of

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"Come on little one, try your best. Come on, two more drops, yeah"

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"And I told you that this black pudding smells bad, I told you fucking hell, and you're nothing, you fucking gluttony .." (the patient was alone in the toilet)

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"Booooooooooooooozeeeeee !!! When it is born like this, I feel sorry for women who have to throw off bigger blocks!"

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"I'll be able to fucking do it to you one day! Konoval said that you are too big, but I will make you a beer so f * ck that you will jump out like sperm on ovulating!" (Hard to feel, but I suspect that it was about stones in the bladder ... so that he would not kill someone with a flourish ...)

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"No bomb hatches open, target in sight and zrzuuuuuuuttt!"

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"You stink she said, you * right, what do you stink? You do not stink, you are always torn, you will not stink" (he was also alone in the toilet)

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"The Vistula flows across the Polish land ... (after 2 minutes of singing) What does not suit you? Well, maybe: It flows, the Oka flows, as the Vistula is wide, the Vistula is deep ...."

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A couple, who are very advanced in age, entered the toilet, in a moment I hear his voice: "Hold it, I will focus on whistling"

And don't ask if she was holding him or supporting him, because I don't know.

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"Such a large hole, and such a small discharge. You don't need to be a plumber or a doctor to know that something is clogged"

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"Whether the Market Square or the hospital, the toilet stinks in the same way" (NOT TRUE !!!)

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"Motherooooooo Holy and Lord Jeeeeez! Let this Satan leave me!"

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"What has happened in this country, that instead of chanterelles for some mytal dick you need to try to wash your hands" (old village smelling babina)

And he collected everything and wrote down a word Cornugon, who was constantly helped by the nurses, thank you for that.