HorribleReader

A man stumbles upon a system that surprisingly makes him more bold and more intelligent… Will he use that to his exploits? Or will he become arrogant due to the system and meet his inevitable demise?

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BTW!!! There may be a lot of grammar mistakes, I’m also too lazy to find an editor. The pacing is absolute shit since this is my first time writing a book.

I also have the maturity of a 10 year old, SO PLEASE!

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Becoming a Chad!

My Mom came and found out about me protecting my sister. She was initially mad because she thought we did something foul. But we didn't and instead she felt proud of me for trying to protect my sister.


My Mom eventually talked things through with the security officers. Although I couldn't hear them, I hoped it wouldn't end badly.


She walked up to me and my sister and hugged both of us. She happily said,


"Yeah but uhh, what did they ask of you?"


"They just asked me to come to court, it's nothing special. Also, don't worry about me because I know a good lawyer!" 


I looked at her doubtfully before me and my sister said, 


She looked at both of us before she sighed and let go of us,


"Don't worry about me first, worry about yourself, and then worry about me."


'She's speaking the truth, if I don't know how to defend myself, how will I protect my family?'


I hurridly said "nuts" quietly and claimed the "lowest of the low battle sense".


Although I felt nothing different, it's better than nothing.


""What did you say?"" Both Lilith and my Mom said.


"Umm, nothing, nothing at all!" I smiled while twitching, 


'I should've just claimed my reward in my room…'


Lilith and my mom looked at me weirdly before they shook their heads.


We went to the car and drove back to our house, no one was even talking, dead silence.


We came back home as I went to my bedroom to finish what I didn't finish.


"Time to do my f**kin Workout mission",


"Nuts, pick the workout mission specifically Vanessa."


Workout - Do 100 push-ups, 100 squats, 100 sit-ups, 10 km run / Completion: Push-ups 100%, sit-ups 10%, 10 km run 100%/ Reward: 2 strength, 1 dexterity 


"Hmm, so I have to do 100 squats and 90 sit-ups? I definitely got this, mind as well do the squats since it's easier."


I completed it in 10 minutes, since my legs doesn't hurt from the splits and is already healed, this is lightweight!


"Okay now, this is going to be a massive pain."


I'm still traumatized from how badly I did the sit-ups. Although I'm pretty sure I could do significantly more. I'm still traumatized.


"Oh well, I need to complete this, to protect my family." New resolve flashed through my eyes as I started doing sit-ups.


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