Chapter 23: Jeepney

*Light Pov...

I perfectly don't have any idea why?

Did I end up compromising with this woman?

Tsk!!

Only now have I met a woman with a terrifying personality.

It's very different from the women I met before.

Couldn't this one be Alien?

It's from the solar system?

And I can't really be dried in blood like in this one.

But I still find her cute and charming though she's quite annoying.

Sh*t!

Seriously, am I saying positive compliments to her now?

NO!!

Tsk!!

I want my sanity back.

"Mister" *Old Woman*

Someone tapped me,

"Can you move a little?" *Old Woman*

Am I being ordered by this one?!

There is no emotion that I stare at the older woman while looking in the other direction.

This jeepney is crowded but difficult, and it is so hot.

Damn this wish!

Are there still people living in a crowded jeepney like this?

"Mister?" *Old Woman*

"What the h*ck?!!" *Mesoz*

I hissed at Mesoz.

"Why did you pinch me?"

The pinch of this one is so painful.

"Didn't you hear what grandma said that you should move a little?" *Mesoz*

"What do I care about her. If she doesn't fit in the fat... aaaahh!!"

She pinched me again at my side, and You pinched me twice already!

"What?!"

Another one and I will really leave you!

"You've got better move a little bit. Why are you so naughty? I'll put you in the jeepney's muffler." *Mesoz*

I just raised an eyebrow, and you want to play move a bit.

Huh?!

Let's play move a bit together now!

Let's see who is not annoyed with us.

You want it so give it to the dear boss!

What did I do?

I squeezed, especially with her.

😏 Hmm! 😏

Get satiated!

"Can you not stick too much because Light is crowded, eh" *Mesoz*

I heard nothing

"Light?!" *Mesoz*

She hissed in a low voice.

"You've moved a little tighter!" *Mesoz*

Did anyone speak?

I don't hear anything.

It must be my imagination.

Woah! 😯

"I really tweak you when you haven't moved a bit yet!" *Mesoz*

I have heard something.

"Huh?!"

"Did you say something??"

Dead malice while I still question her.

See...

Who now picks us up? 😏

"NOTHING! 😡" *Mesoz*

She looked at me badly at first.

"Uncle jeepney driver, you please drop us here." *Mesoz*

The jeepney stopped, and Mesoz and I collided head-on.

Oh my!

I'm not really going to take a jeepney anymore!

In fact, I am rich, and I don't have a problem with cars.

Oh well.

"Are you okay?"

"Wow, concern?"

This amazon woman is just hostile at me.

"Hide that, and I do not feel." *Mesoz*

"It's up to you."

There!!

There, we were getting off this crowed jeepney just in case I asked this amazon woman first.

"Are we there yet?"

This amazon stood up slowly first, and when she bent down while walking,

of course, I imitated but, Sh*t!

I really don't like these kinds of jeepney before getting out,

The crowd blocked their feet as if they did not want to pass me by.

Sh*t!

"I don't care! 😡 Hmm!!" *Mesoz*

"Oh!! What did I do again."

'Boink'

And I actually bumped into the door of the jeepney before I got off.

GREAT!

JUST GREAT!

Now I have a memory of the first jeepney I see the write-in with a letter on the Jeep's back.

"GOD BE THE GLORY"

and below it is

"DEBT IS GOOD, BUT WE NEED CASH!!"

What's that?

Tsk!!

The weird.

I stood up and said...

"Oh!! Whe.. re?!"

But I was surprised by her face like this...

"😊"

This woman is really different.

Earlier, it seemed to kill someone,

But now, if you can smile at me like a tourist guide.

Seriously?!?

"Welcome to LUNETA PARK, where Jose Rizal was murdered!! 😊" *Mesoz*

I looked around.

Oh!! Yes, we are in Luneta Park?

Do you think you want to make a field trip?

I won't pay attention to her English, and maybe my nose bleeds upside down again.

Tsk!!

"He may have been shot, Mesoz?"

"Duh!"

She waved his hand,

"He was killed, stabbed, nailed, chop-chop and shot just the same because he is DEAD! The end is near and Final Curtain. 😂 Oh... My... Way!!" *Mesoz*

"Are you taking drugs? Maybe you want me to put you in the closest mental here, Mesoz? Behave, you look like Id*ot. Look at the people here. All of there are looking at us. They might even think I'm taking care of a crazy woman."

"Boss Rude.." she really clinging into my arm and said... "Let them look at us not only because they will accept that I am the best crazy woman with you 😊. Just envy the one without panties! 😊" *Mesoz*

"If they only knew how much I suffer from that crazy woman."

"Boss rude, Do not reveal it that you are afraid to let me go. I tell you, it's not to say you still need to be master the art of letting go. 😄" *Mesoz*

This one is really...

Weird.

What drug did this woman smoke, and how strong is it right now?

"All Right?! What are we doing here in Rizal's Park?"

"So we wander around! That's good, and we will both fully know Ka-Jose Rizal and understand the reason for the taxation of his life for the freedom of our land where we were born, birds with a free flight to die because of you. Bravo!!" *Mesoz*

I'm really going to lose my mind with this one.

"Yeah, Right"

"I know, Left! Right! Left-Right! 😄 Atten... tion... Salute!! " *Mesoz*