Now Its Starting to Get Ridiculous

The journey to Sabasa continued on, this time with me actually traveling. The first day in the actual desert featured an incident. The second day did as well, but I'll get to that later. Due to the heat we were a bit on the paltry side, with various people taking breaks after a few hours to rest and replenish fluids in the pocket castle. So when it happened, it was just Alice, Ilias, and myself. Alice didn't mind the heat much, but Ilias was having serious issues, complaining about her sweaty hair sticking to her body. She removed most of her clothing to deal with the heat, something which Alice warned was not wise. I talked was about to try to talk her into resting for a time in the castle, when Alice began to shout a warning. A warning which came just as I was grabbed.

Scorpion girls are notorious for being tricky and pretty amoral. Even when monsters and humans were living in relative peace on my world, they could not be trusted. The Sabasan military would constantly have to foray into the desert, searching for travelers who had been taken. When caught, the scorpion girls would shamelessly try to say that the traveler had attacked them. So when I found myself breast to face with one such scorpion girl, I wasn't terribly surprised, just startled. And impressed. I'd seen scorpion girls try a lot of scams, but outright sprinting and grabbing a man from his group before his companions could react was a new one for me.

Since scorpion girls were strong, I simply released a small amount of power into her, which caused her to yelp and release me. Before I'd even done that, I'd willed Alice to full size, knowing that she was faster than a scorpion girl when moving through sand. If you've ever seen a snake move through sand, you'll know what I'm talking about. I had to admit, it was great to see Alice give a monster a sound beating for trying to kidnap me. Ilias caught up and got a few kicks in for laughs, before retiring to the castle. Since even Alice was pretty much done with the heat, we decided to call it a day. To Alice, that meant early dinner!

I went into the kitchen to find that dinner prep was already well under way. I'd expected Sunny to be helping me, as that was her main justification for joining our group. But to my surprise, Eva was there as well. Good thing too, because Sunny, despite her obvious skill, was missing one key ingredient: sanitary practices. Eva had to constantly remind her to keep bodily fluids out of the food and wash her hands regularly.

I found it enjoyable to work with actual people in the kitchen. They weren't at my level as a chef, but they were much more helpful than the automated servants, and actually had helpful suggestions. They even managed to not hit on me, probably because they'd already fed on the men. I really had to remember to check on those guys. I feared they might always be in critical ecstasy.

At least they still showed up for actual dinner, although one had to be carried in by Aisha. He was looking at her as she cradled him with abject devotion in his eyes. The bear girl gently seated him at a table and pushed the chair in, as if he was a small child. Dinner went over well as usual, and I went back into the kitchen with Eva and Sunny to clean up after we'd gathered up all the plates and silverware. Sunny washed the dishes, while Eva and I cleaned the equipment.

"We really need to get a strong magic user to do this," Eva said.

"Oh, you don't have to do any of this if you don't want to," I said. "This is actually a job that the automated servants do well. I just do as much of it as I can because I find the manual labor relaxing. I'm told I don't even do that good a job. The servants clean up after me from what I'm told."

"Cool," Eva said, tossing away her cloth and heading for the exit.

"You don't need anything to eat?" I asked.

"Do you want me to need something to eat?" Eva asked seductively. "I'm a succubus. There's no limit to how much I can eat if it's the right kind of food."

"Er…. No, if you've already eaten, it's fine. There are probably monsters in here who haven't eaten yet."

"Well, I'm going to go to bed," Eva said. "That meal was so good I think I'm going to go into a coma."

I went back to wiping down the grill. Just as I was finishing, Sunny came out. I couldn't get over her appearance. She was a fairly pretty girl, human looking from the waist up, but she had four insect like legs and then…. A sexual organ that looked like another head with a mouth with fearsome teeth and several tongues protruding out of it at all times. I was curious and yet more than a little worried. She had really nice breasts, though, average sized but quite pretty and perky. Maybe I could talk her into a tit job when she was hungry?

"Dishes are all done!" Sunny announced happily.

"I probably should have told you what I told Eva," I said. "You don't actually have to do them. The automated servants do a fine job of cleaning."

"I like doing dishes!" she insisted. "Someday I want to be on a pirate ship and I'll cook and do the dishes for them!"

"So you want to be a pirate?" I asked. "You do realize you live out in wilderness?"

"That was just for the time being. I was eventually going to head to a port town and see if I could find work."

"So why were you living on Carlos Hill?"

"Same reason as Eva," Sunny shrugged. "Travelers pass by there a lot on their way to Monte Carlo, most of them not very nice people. So I felt no guilt at forcing them to feed me."

"While they may not be nice people, you shouldn't go around raping men. There are plenty who would give you what you want if you just asked."

"Pirates don't ask!" she objected.

"We'll work on your morals later on," I said. "But in this castle, you ask."

"Fine. May I have your semen?"

"You haven't eaten yet?"

"Not semen, no," she replied. "You're by far the best smelling man here. I don't have constant cravings like Eva does. I wanted to wait for the gourmet food. Since your work seems to be mostly done, why not enjoy what I have to offer?"

"And what do you have to offer?"

"I only really do it one way," Sunny answered, looking down meaningfully at that demonic looking…. What exactly was that? I asked her.

"It's both a mouth and a vagina," she said proudly. "I'm a very lucky girl. Monsters with plain old pussies can't taste semen the way I do."

"Then why do monster girls who use their… um… special place on me tell me how delicious it is?"

"They don't taste it, per se," Sunny replied. "But most monsters, when you come into their baby making hole, they get a better sense of the quality of the semen. That way, the ones who can control their reproduction know whether it's worth using or not. When they say delicious, they just mean it's high quality."

"Ah, so it's different for a monster girl depending on where you ejaculate," I observed.

"I wouldn't really know," Sunny shrugged. "I only ever get men off one way. My organ down there can both taste semen in the sense you taste food, but also 'taste' it in the sense that I can tell if it's quality semen."

"Can I be honest with you, Sunny?"

"You don't like my organ, do you?" she said glumly, looking very insulted and disappointed.

"It's not that!" I insisted. "It's just a little… well, it's scary looking. Those teeth! Why are those even there? Do you ever actually eat anything besides semen with that mouth? So why would you need teeth to chew with?"

"That's a secret."

"Well, keep that secret for now," I said. "if you want to feed tonight, please do it some other way."

"But I don't know any other way!"

"You have two hands, an actual mouth, and very nice breasts. I'm sure you can figure something out."

Sunny seemed quite insulted, perhaps even scandalized, by the suggestion that she use anything but that scary lower mouth on me.

"And get semen all over my chest, or my hands?! What kind of pervert are you? I supposed I could let you come in my smaller mouth. I'd sure it would taste delicious. But it would take forrrevverrr!" she whined.

"So you've never done that before?"

"Nope. Not once."

"Are you willing to try? As you said, you know it will taste good."

Sunny thought for a moment. She walked up to me and sniffed me. Then she undid my belt buckled, pantsed me, and took a long sniff of my crotch.

"Hmmm…." Sunny said. "Tell ya what. You're all fired up to get me to try something new. But you should try something new in return! Give me one minute with my lower mouth. If you don't love it, I'll switch to my smaller mouth. Even if you don't absolutely love it, I'll have at least brought you closer to finishing so I don't have to work so hard. I don't want my jaw to hurt."

I looked at that lower mouth again. A yellow eye winked at me and a tongue wiggled. If that was supposed to arousing, it had the opposite effect. Still, all those tongues….

"Deal," I said. "One minute."

She needed no further invitation, pushing me onto the kitchen floor and standing over me. With a sadistic smile, she lowered her mouth over my penis, but only took the had inside it. The tongues started to lick me and twirl around me all at once. She had already won the bet. She had three tongues working on me, all with different textures. All three were pressing against my head inside of her mouth.

"I can tell you like it," she said with a grin. "Toldja!"

"incredible," I sighed, although I still had an eye on those teeth. And I wasn't liking the way those demonic lower eyes were looking at me.

She continued to pleasure me with a light touch, savoring her meal and complimenting me on how good my dick tasted. Then I felt the mouth tighten and felt those teeth. I started to sit up, alarmed. She pushed me back down and pinned my arms.

"We're going to play a little game now," Sunny said evilly. "You have two minutes to come. If you don't, I'll bite it off!"

She tightened her mouth a little further, to the point where it actually hurt. If I could feel the pain when a monster did it, it must he serious. Most of the time, accidental contact with even sharp teeth was pleasureable. At least until later, when you felt the damage. That made me mad.

"Sunny," I said firmly. "We're not playing that game. I thought we were friends. Would you actually bite it off?"

"N-no!" she said guiltily. "It's just a game I play with men I capture to make them come faster!"

"Have you tried…. Just giving them more stimulation? You've been going at me a little light."

"I've found that fear makes men really hard," she explained. "You reacted that way. When I said I was going to bite it, you got really big. So what I do then is I make them think I'm going to bite it off if they don't come, but I'm only playing. I scare them one more time by giving them a little harmless bite, then I really attack them with my tongues. Gets 'em every time!"

"Well since we're supposed to be friends, how about we do it another way?" I suggested.

"What way?" she asked suspiciously. "Are you just trying to get me to use my small mouth? You're such a pervert! You already lost that bet!"

"I may be, but I'm not trying to get you to do that because I know you don't really want to. Consent and all that."

"I don't know what that is."

"I'll explain later," I said, exasperated. "I'm going to show you how to make a man come a lot for you, but in a way more pleasant for the man. Take off your top."

"Take off my top?!" she asked suspiciously. "But that will expose my breasts!"

"That's the point."

"If you say so," Sunny said, removing her top. "Now what? Are you going to get off my looking at them? You aren't going to want to touch them, are you?"

"I thought about it," I admitted. "But if you don't like that, we don't have to do that. How about instead of just standing over me and using that mouth on me, you bend forward and hold me in your arms? It's more intimate and exciting. I'll be feeling your naked body on mine."

Reluctantly, she slowly bent down and I felt her breasts against my chest. I sighed in pleasure at the feel of them as her tongues continued to lightly pleasure me. She had loosened her mouth so that her teeth were no longer threatening me.

"You actually like this?" she asked. "I have to admit, it does feel kinda good for me too. I like your chest."

"Good," I said, putting my own arms around her and holding her closer. "Now get more serious with your organ. I can tell that once you do, I'll give you a lot of semen. It does feel really amazing."

"I was going to get to that anyway, but if you want it now," Sunny said reluctantly, as her mouth closed on me again, but with her tongues fully wrapping my penis up, protecting me from the teeth. They licked me harder, more insistently. I could have sworn there were now more than three, but I couldn't see it anymore, which was part of the reason I wanted to hold her close to me. She felt good, but I also could enjoy the sensations more if I wasn't looking at what was doing it to me.

"Oh, I can feel you're getting close now," Sunny said, looking me right in the eyes. "You know, it's hot to look at you this closely while I do this. You make the best faces! I wonderwhat kind of face you'll make if I do… this!"

Her mouth slammed down on me, engulging my penis to the root, my head penetrating an incredibly tight space inside her. I exploded into her as she laughed at my expressions and the sounds I made.

"Mmmmmm….." she said in satisfaction. "As delicious as you smelled."

She got up off of me and began putting her top back on. "Thanks for that experience," Sunny said happily. "I think I'll do it that way from now on."

"You don't need more?" I asked.

"My race doesn't need much," she said. "If you really want me to do more, I will."

"No, if you're full, I'm fine," I assured her.

"Thanks for the meal," Sunny said, bending back down to plant a kiss on my lips. With the small mouth, thank goodness. "I think I'm going to like working here with you."

We were just a little more than a day away from Sabasa. Remember how I said there was an incident on this day as well? At least this one got us a valuable party member. So what was happening, was that once again, it was just me and Alice. We were in the hottest, driest part of the desert. Ilias was ducking out of the castle only long enough to make sure I wasn't getting us lost. Her memories were evidently solid when it came to locations. If I seemed to be deviating to the east or west, or worse, going around in circles, she'd correct me and point me in the right direction. But as usual, the other monsters, Ilias, and Promestein had no interest in the hot desert. Frankly, I didn't either, but I wasn't about to make Alice walk alone, literally carrying the whole party on her back. In her small form, she'd be vulnerable if a strong monster came around with hostile intent.

Of course, as you all know, me being out in the desert, sweating hard, my body odor traveling far and wide through the desert, carried on the winds, was asking for trouble. Trouble had already come in the form of a scorpion girl. The trouble that came on that day before we reached Sabasa was less familiar to me.

She landed in front of Alice and I, a lovely figure with wings, bearing a sword that seemed much to large for her size. I estimated her weight at about one hundred pounds, yet her sword was bigger than Granberia's. Given that her sword was drawn, I assumed she was hostile. I drew my own.

"Excellent!" the unknown monster declared. "I was hoping you'd resist! I need the practice!"

With that, she attacked with her huge sword. I could tell right away that she was skilled. Still, I thought she should be using a lighter sword. She was strong enough to wield that monstrosity, but was losing a lot of speed in the process. I found it to be no challenge to avoid or parry her slashes, and she was getting hit from time to time, although due to her skill and apparently enchanted armor, I wasn't yet close to sealing her. However, I had a disadvantage as well: the heat. She was apparently native to the desert. I was not.

As a result, there was a lull in the fight. She hadn't even scratched me, but I was already dehydrating and risking heat exhaustion. She was weakening from getting slashed by Angel Halo several times, although none of the wounds were more than glancing blows. I backed away. Alice handed me a canteen, which I drank deeply from. The strange monster made no move to interfere, concentrating on her own rest.

"You know, you really should use a lighter sword," I said. "You want a sword that best takes advantage of both your speed and strength. You're clearly strong, but you're sacrificing a lot more speed than necessary."

"Most human opponents can't handle my power strikes," the monster replied. "You're strong. I like it."

She sounded like Granberia, yet I wasn't getting those same vibes. Granberia liked the battle. This monster was simply using a sword as a means to an end. I thought I knew what the end was.

"Why are you attacking me, anyway?" I asked.

"I want your semen," she replied, as if it was obvious. Which I guess it was.

"Would it be rude of me to ask what you are? I've never seen a monster like you before. Are you a subspecies of succubus?"

"Your question isn't rude at all," she replied. "I am related to succubi, but not directly. Succubi are yoma, and I too am a yoma. We call ourselves devil fighters."

"Devil fighters?" I asked, confused. "Do you fight devils?"

"No, we are devils!"

"You don't look very devilish."

"Is that a compliment, or an insult?" she asked suspiciously.

"A compliment," I said. "You're beautiful. Which is why I'm confused about you attacking me."

"I can answer that one," Alice said, still standing near me. "Devil fighters are very dangerous monsters. They kill a lot of men."

"So you're a murderer?" I asked, feeling my power start to rise up. I didn't intend to use it on her, but if she intended my death, I was done being gentle. I was ready to summon Sylph and end this fight.

"I'm not a killer!" she insisted. "I let men go after I rape them!"

"Maybe she's different?" I asked hopefully. Alice just shrugged.

"If you need help, just ask," Alice said. "Or just surrender. You're pretty strong. I doubt she could kill you unless she truly meant to."

The devil fighter was starting to advance on me again, apparently rested. That did not mean she had recovered her strength. My sword's wounds continued to leech out her power even as she was resting. I went to meet her. She swung her giant sword, much more slowly than she had at the beginning of the battle. I knocked it away with ease and did a Thunder Thrust. That one hurt her. She dropped her sword and cried out in rage. She began flapping her wings, kicking up sand, which got into my eyes. That's why I couldn't avoid her attempt to tackle me.

More accurately, what she did was spear me, hard. My pants were ripped off of me in an instant. And I'd been doing so well on pants! She had me pinned, her legs wrapped around my head in a scissors maneuver. Since I could still reach my eyes, I first concentrated on getting the sand out of them. Meanwhile, she began blowing me. Alice was right. Her sexual magic was powerful. Even though she wasn't doing anything particularly interesting with her mouth, simply bobbing up and down, shockwaves of pleasure moved from my groin, down into my legs, and up through my chest. Even though I could see again, I hadn't started to resist her. Even after all my battles, I could still be subdued for a moment or two, overwhelmed by the pleasure. She sensed my lack of resistance.

"You're a skilled swordsman," she said, pausing her sucking. "But no man can stand up to my pleasure attacks. Just lay back and enjoy it. I promise I won't kill you."

"Not with those lame techniques you won't," Alice said.

"Hey, we can't all be lamias!" the devil fighter said defensively. "I don't have a freakish tongue or no gag reflex like you do."

"Size doesn't matter," Alice said simply. "it's how you use it."

"He's not complaining!" the devil fighter shot back, and went back to work. But Alice had distracted her a bit, which brought me back into reality. I began to struggle. She was strong, though. And I didn't yet have Gnome to help get me out of such binds. She tightened her legs around my head, threatening to render me unconscious. I stopped struggling and hoped for an opening. Or for her to keep her promise. I realized that I did have a trump card. I could make Alice big and then Alice could kick the crap out of her. Even small, Alice should be able to take her on, but for the time being, Alice was declining to intervene and I hadn't yet asked her to. If I'm being honest with myself, I'm a bit of a pervert, so I wasn't in any hurry to get her off of me since she had already gotten started. She began taking me in a little deeper and sucking a little harder.

"Don't come in my mouth, okay?" she said.

"Are you serious?" I asked. "You do know what the purpose of a pleasure attack is, right? There's no point if you don't bring me to critical ecstasy."

"Idiot," Alice breathed, presumably at the devil fighter, although possibly at both of us.

"Oh," the devil fighter said, realizing that I had made a good point. "Okay, so do come, but warn me. I don't want to get semen in my mouth."

"Are you actually a monster, or just a freakishly strong woman cosplaying as a monster?" Alice asked, offended at the very idea that a monster wouldn't want to taste semen.

"Fine!" the devil fighter said angrily. "Let me show you how a devil fighter properly rapes a man!"

She released my head from her leg scissors and in one smooth motion turned around and mounted me, my penis plunging into her pussy. Imagine Granberia's pussy with a succubus' magic and you get a pretty good idea of what that felt like. Oh, you've never had sex with a succubus or a dragonkin? I'm sorry. You should do something about that. Trust me.

She smiled down at me triumphantly as she moved up and down, my dick thrusting in and out of her. Alice was watching, her arms folded, looking disgusted. With me, the devil fighter, or both, I wasn't sure. But I was no longer giving into the sensations. I could turn her over in the position she had me in. Then I got a better idea.

"Now it's time for my finishing move!" she exclaimed happily. "Give me lots of semen!"

"Before you finish me, can I at least have your name?" I asked. "It's a human thing. I'd like to know who is giving me this insane pleasure."

"I'm Regina!" she replied. "Are you ready for me to finish you now?"

"And this is how they end up accidentally killing men," Alice said, drawing her rapier. Regina, her back turned to Alice, didn't see it. I intended to make Alice's intervention unnecessary. I could tell by her technique and her being grossed out by the idea of semen in her mouth, that she was inexperienced. Alice had also said that they had powerful sexual magic. Time to break out an old strategy that hadn't worked in awhile.

"Yes," I gasped. "Please do it! Finish me! Make me come lots!"

"If you didn't have someone with you already, I'd keep you," Regina said. "Okay, here we go!"

I read her sexual magic and copied it. She executed her finishing move, passionately shaking her hips. It worked like a charm. She started coming a few seconds before I did. As my orgasm ended, she passed out and fell over.

"That was…. Something," Alice said, putting her rapier back in its sheath. "Did you just do what I think you did?"

"Mimicked her magic," I said. "I've done that a few times, usually unsuccessfully. But it seems to work well against succubi who aren't used to handling a lot of sexual pleasure."

"And here I thought you were just a pervert. I misjudged you. Well, let's go. Maybe we'll get lucky and something will eat her while she's passed out. Oh wait… of course. You don't do that."

"You're starting to know me well, Alice," I said, struggling to get to my knees. Alice brought me more water, hoping that my weakness was as much dehydration as critical ecstasy.

I drank deeply, then Alice took the canteen and poured the rest out onto the face of Regina. Regina sputtered and awakened, confused.

"What happened?" Regina asked. "Hey, you cheated, didn't you!?"

"I'm pretty sure that's not cheating," I pointed out. "I just gave you what you were giving me."

"Well, let me tell you something," Regina started to say. Then she hugged me. "That was awesome!"

"If you liked it, then why don't you come with us?" I asked. Alice sighed, but said nothing. "You're clearly good with a sword. We're on a mission to save the world."

"Really?" Regina asked. "I come from a tribe of warriors. We long for such quests. I would be honored to lend my sword to your cause! Just.. please don't stare at my body so much."

"Was I staring?" I asked.

"Yes!" both Regina and Alice said.

"Sorry," I said. "It's just hard to not look, when…."

"When I'm wearing this revealing outfit?" Regina asked. "I'm so embarrassed by it, but it's our tribe's way. It distracts men so they won't resist us as effectively. But I think it's dirty."

"Okay, we're done for the day!" Alice announced suddenly, pulling out the pocket castle. "Luka, do you think you'll be able to cook?"

"In a couple of hours, sure," I answered.

"Good. Rest from your critical ecstasy. Drink lots of fluids. And then make me a fantastic dinner to make up for having to watch that farce. You two were doing so good until that fight became pathetic."

"My pleasure attacks are powerful!" Regina insisted.

"Luka, I'm going to be very hungry after dinner," Alice said. "If you would please, meet me in the gym. You be there too, Regina. I'm going to show you how to properly execute pleasure attacks."

Oh my.

I entered the gym after dinner to find Alice and Regina waiting for me. I found myself staring at Regina's body again. It was weird how I could be around completely nude monsters and be completely used to them. I'd stopped checking out Nanabi's breasts around the second day I worked with her. But somehow, a woman who is wearing a revealing outfit that still covers SOMETHING is even more titillating for me than total nudity. It's how Alice had caught me staring at herbreasts on our first adventure. And it was something I never did get used to. I was still checking out Alice's chest after decades of marriage.

"Stop undressing me with your eyes!" Regina exclaimed, looking mortified.

"I'm sorry!" I apologized hastily. "It's just…"

"Yeah, I know," Regina sulked. "this ridiculous outfit is my tribe's traditional warrior garb."

"Well, since you're on our team now, would you be able to wear something else?" I asked. "Since you'll be doing mainly physical fighting, you'll want all the protection you can get. Why don't you let me equip you once we get to Sabasa?"

"That is a good idea," Alice agreed. "As Luka pointed out to you in your fight, your sword is too big and your armor to scant. I assume it's not a religious thing for your people?"

"No," Regina replied. "It's just tradition. Most of my sisters in arms love the traditional ways, but I've always felt uncomfortable with them. I can't tell you how grateful I am to come with you guys. Maybe I'll be able to find my own way in life."

"I'm relieved to find that your prudishness isn't something shared by all devil fighters," Alice noted.

"I'm not a prude!" Regina protested. "I just…. Don't feel comfortable with men staring at my body. And I admit, I'm a little grossed out by some sexual practices. As in, most of them."

"Are you sure you're a monster?" Alice asked. "Never mind, I guess it makes sense. Some humans are as ravenous as monsters despite not needing semen for food, and some monsters are like human virgins despite needing it to thrive. Anyway, I'm going to show you how to do pleasure attacks right. Since I'm due for a feeding, the timing is perfect. Watch carefully, Regina, and take notes. Luka, pick up your sword."

"Alice, I'm afraid I can't fight you," I said. "Even to spar."

"Well if you don't fight me, Regina's just watching me pleasure you."

"That would be so gross!" Regina agreed. "Get a room if you're going to do that!"

"I'm going to assume there's a story behind that," Alice sighed. "Then just…. Try to keep me from catching you and if I do, resist me with those great grappling skills you have."

I knew the outcome of that fight would be a foregone conclusion. It's not possible for a human to defeat a lamia through grappling, however talented the human might be. Sometimes anatomical advantages are too much to overcome. But it was something I was willing to do, and it could get the lesson across. I nodded my assent. I didn't summon Sylph, since that would have just prolonged the session. I'd rely on my natural reflexes, and once caught(and I would be caught), simply try to wriggle or break out of her holds as best I could.

I mentally returned Alice to her full size. She smiled in anticipation, knowing how strong her tail bind was. I kept my eyes on that tail, knowing it was also her best one shot kill pleasure attack. Or so I remembered. Wrongly, as it turned out.

The "fight" lasted all of three seconds. Her tail whipped at me. I was fast enough to avoid the attempted tail bind, but it was only a feint. Alice lunged in and before I knew it my pants were off and her hair was wrapped around my groin area. Grabbing my legs, she took me down to the ground, her hair already beginning to work on me, sending waves of pleasure through me. Once I was prone, her tail worked its way around me to finish trapping me. There was no way out save for extreme violence, which wasn't on the table given this was just s sparring session.

"My hair is one of many instant kill techniques," Alice said smugly. "You're strong. Most men would come instantly as soon as my hair wrapped around them."

"But my hair can't do that!" Regina protested. "And my tail can't bind opponents!"

"It's not what you have, it's how you use it," Alice patiently explained as I stiffened. "I hate getting semen in my hair, so…."

The flower in her hair reached out to engulf the head of my penis, which provided even more stimulation and sent me over the edge.

"Now that my flower is fed, it's time for me to eat," Alice said triumphantly. "Regina, since you have breasts, and they are about the size of mine, let me show you how to use them."

Alice removed her top, untwined her hair from around my dick, and lowered her chest onto me, giving me that wonderful, familiar sensation of being between the two softest pillows I had ever experienced. Some monster girls have bigger breasts, but no monster girl had breasts as wonderful as Alice's. I could be biased, however.

Regina watched with a mixture of fascination and revulsion as I was pleasured by endless breast techniques. Squeezing, alternating movements, simple thrusting in between them, and nipple play. It was a symphony of breast work.

"I realize it's taking a couple of minutes," Alice said to Regina. "But Luka's a veteran of many battles and he's been pleasured by the best. As strong as your magic is, you should be able to make any man come in a minute or less."

"They do when I get them inside me," Regina said defensively.

"That's a pleasure attack that requires setup for all but the weakest man. It's why you went to your mouth first. That should have been an instant kill as well."

As she was educating Regina, my semen erupted from in between her breasts. I sighed in ecstasy as Alice's tongue wriggled in between her breasts, licking up the semen and also licking me in the process.

"Oh, now it's all over your chest!" Regina exclaimed. "That's so dirty!"

Alice facepalmed and released me, helping me unsteadily to my feet. "Look, Regina, I get that you don't like anything but vaginal intercourse. But you don't have to like what you're doing in combat. Do you enjoy cutting people with your sword?"

"Well…. Not really. I don't like blood."

Even my head was starting to hurt, so I knew Regina had to be getting on Alice's last nerve.

"But in a fight," Alice said with exaggerated patience. "You hurt people, and you recognize that sometimes you have to hurt people. The same goes for pleasure attacks. If he comes, that means you won. Winning is good. Combat is a dirty business. Just wipe the semen off of your body the same way you would blood. You have very nice breasts. Use them. And learn better mouth techniques. Hand techniques don't hurt either, although those won't be as quick. But they are the easiest to execute and weak men may succumb immediately even if they don't come right away. If you're going to be in a combat role on our team, you need to be able to handle yourself in all possible situations. Sometimes that might mean pleasuring several men at once."

Regina looked as if she couldn't even imagine such a horror. Alice gave up and sent her back to her newfound quarters. Regina had picked the room closest to the gym so that she could work out regularly. I had a perverted thought that it would be a shame to cover up that amazing body on my own dime.

"Well, that went about as well as could be expected," I said encouragingly.

"I guess," Alice reluctantly agreed, then wrapped me in her tail again.

"Wah!" I exclaimed, surprised.

"Did you think I was full?" Alice asked. " I saw how after you made me big you started staring at my breasts instead of Regina's. I think I'm going to give you more of them. A lot more."

Giggling, she bore me to the ground and went back to work.