"Whereareyougoing,Gwent?"
Comeon,getoutofthebathroom!
"Don'task,"Isaid.Afterwashingmyface,Igrabbedatowelandwipedoffthewaterdropsonmyface.
Keithdidn'tnoticeandjustwatchedmequietlydealwithmyselfuntilInoticedthatsomethingsoftwasbeginningtogrowundermyarmpits.
Damnit...BeforeIcametoLosAngeles,Ijustwaxedit.
Ijustopenedthecupboarddoor,grabbedtheluggagerackandtookouttherazor.Keithlookedatmeinthemirror,frowned,andraisedanarmwhenshesawme.
"WhatdidGwentdo?"
"Shaveyourarmpits."
"Whyshave?"
"Idon'tliketolooklikeKingKong,"Irepliedcasually,gentlyhandlingthecordsbelow.
"SoGwentdoesn'tlikefurrypeople."
"Wholikesahairywoman?Whenyouhavesexwithamonkey,it'slikehavingsexwithamonkey."