Chapter47

"Whereareyougoing,Gwent?"

Comeon,getoutofthebathroom!

"Don'task,"Isaid.Afterwashingmyface,Igrabbedatowelandwipedoffthewaterdropsonmyface.

Keithdidn'tnoticeandjustwatchedmequietlydealwithmyselfuntilInoticedthatsomethingsoftwasbeginningtogrowundermyarmpits.

Damnit...BeforeIcametoLosAngeles,Ijustwaxedit.

Ijustopenedthecupboarddoor,grabbedtheluggagerackandtookouttherazor.Keithlookedatmeinthemirror,frowned,andraisedanarmwhenshesawme.

"WhatdidGwentdo?"

"Shaveyourarmpits."

"Whyshave?"

"Idon'tliketolooklikeKingKong,"Irepliedcasually,gentlyhandlingthecordsbelow.

"SoGwentdoesn'tlikefurrypeople."

"Wholikesahairywoman?Whenyouhavesexwithamonkey,it'slikehavingsexwithamonkey."