Didn'teataHollywoodwoman.BeforeIsetfoothere,Icouldtakeit,butthewholesetknewIwaseatenbyaliens.Absolutelyunacceptable!
WhenIcamehere,Iwasrumoredtobeadangerousplayboy,justlikeCiaron,butafewweekslater,KeithandIbecamegay,eventhoughIlikedKeith.Butit'snotimpossibletomeetsuchathing.I'mnotRichard,whichiswhyIcanbewithmyhusbandwithoutcaringaboutotherpeople'seyes.Playboy'sreputationhasaccumulatedforsolong.Ifyouwanttoturnoveranewleafandlikeawoman,youcanpromiseyouthatnoonewilltakecareofme.
Tomakemattersworse,Iwasunhappyduringthewholeday'swork.
HowcanIworkhappilywheneveryonelooksatmewithstrangeeyes!Iftheydon'tmind,they'llaskmehowcoolKeithis,soI'llmakeashrillnoiseonthewallofthedressingroom,andthenKeithstickstomelikenougat.It'slikedeclaringthatIbelongtoitcompletely.Infact,itdoesn'tneedtobeannounced.Theyknowthatthewholemarket.
IthinkI'llhaveaheadache.Keithisabadguy!