Chapter 330

“The air freshener is on the side of the cupboard,” Sam shouted out, scaring me half to death.

My cheeks flushed as the realization of him smelling my crap, hit me. I was mortified. Checking the side of the cupboard, I face planted myself. How could anyone see that all the way up there? It was a small white contraption that sat like six feet above my head while I was squatted on the toilet. There was no way in hell I would have thought about looking all the way up there. I reached up and pressed on the air freshener, letting it sprinkle its wet droplets into the air. I took a quick sniff, and to my surprise the rancid death smell was gone. He must have sourced some magical sort of neutralizer, and I would be sure to ask him about it once my embarrassment had eased.