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I hate my mother. Hopefully she is calling me to tell me she is dying.

You hate your mother. But, who knows, maybe she is calling you to tell you that something is wrong with her. That would really make your day.

Her voice sounds slightly strange, with a weird touch of emotion on it. "Hi Keoni, how're you doing? I was just at home and was thinking about you…. You know, you're always so far, and I really miss you."