The Conference Begins

"Firstly, let me thank the members of the press for taking the time to come here." Jingwei said, despite knowing full well that these vultures would have sooner gouged out their kidneys than to have missed this event. 

A little feigned politeness never hurt anyone, and he knew they thought he was an idiot who probably meant every word - which made it a win in this scenario!

"I'll now be taking questions regarding the video that was shared on the 31st of August." Jingwei said. "Questions unrelated to this incident will be handled by the legal department." 

The reporters didn't even wait for him to breathe before they started firing rapid questions at him. 

"What happened on that day?"

"Was that you in that car?"

"How do you justify such reckless driving?"