×Chapter 68×Boredom Is Not Your Friend.

*Baki World*

*Kureha lab*

*3 days later*

Haile is now sitting on a couch reading a book name How To Take Care Of Your Penis, it is a pretty important book if he do say so himself, they are some things that even he doesn't know about.

."Really, you are not supposed to wash it with soap more than once in one bathing session?."Haile ask as he looked across at Kureha in the corner.

Right now Kureha is on some weight machine doing squats and sweating away his life, it was only a little, about 400, he said it wasn't just the weight that mattered, the form was most important, that is where you get the most benefit in your exercise.

."Yes that is true..... what happen is there... is a chemical in soap..... that removes grease and block the pores from sweat so you won't get back nasty again as.... soon as you start doing something, so one would find that if they excessively soap up there skin.... it would be extremely dry and for .....some people with sensitive skin it will even... start to peel, so....think of down below."Kureha said between reps as he controlled his breathing.

."Ohhh".

Haile made a surprise face and went back to reading the book as he nodded his head with intrigue, every man needed this book it even taught one of how to have sex the right way and safely.

He didn't even know there was an unsafe way to do it and how to polish your technique, it is like a martial arts how it is explained in this book.

He continued reading that book for 4 hours straight as he finished the book all at once, he closed it with a new profound out look on his penis, even though some of the things doesn't count for him as he is a God but it still shed some like on some questions that he had in the past.

He sighed as he picked up another book titled How To Take Care Of Your Vagina, he thought it would be a good idea for the girls if he learns more about it.

One page in and his eyes widened like a full moon as he gained a bewildered look."That happens, holy shit.....well well well *deep breath* phew, thank me that I was born a man."Haile said as he prayed to himself, he wanted to stop right there but he couldn't tear his eyes away from the book, he wanted to know more.

5 hours later and he finished reading it, he lied down on the couch as he stared at the cealing for another 2 hours before he got up.

."I think I'm going to need to see a therapist."Haile said seriously as he rubbed his forehead in distress.

Kureha popped out of nowhere."I'm a therapist also you know, oh yeah you have to learn that as well."He said he walked to him getting his wheel lab chair and a notepad sitting infront of Haile lapping his right foot over his left.

Haile lied back down on the couch as he put his hands behind his head.

."*Ahem*, what seems to be troubling you Mr ah, Supreme, if you like, you can discuss it with me, anything behind these walls stay behind these walls."Kureha said professional as he had on a lab coat and a pair of glasses.

Haile sighed."It's just, I'm a firm believer in that.., a being only fears heavily what they don't understand, so I make it a mission in life to understand everything, that's why I love to learn more, but just as recently as just now, I understood a shocking truth and sir it honestly scarred me for a long time."He said as he looked depressed shaking his head in disbelief.

."Mm I see, I can see that it's weighing heavily on you, how long have you been living with that feeling of much distress."Kureha said softly as he wrote down something in his book seriously.

Haile thought about it for a bit."For a good while now, about...2 minutes or so, I can't even sleep properly, I've been having trouble with dreams turning to nightmare."He said shaking his head again looking like he had already given up hope.

."Oh is that so, I'm sorry for your suffering, but that's why you came to me, to help you get through this, now what exactly did you see."Kureha said as he leaned forward slightly almost inching off his seat.

Haile was silent for a moment."I'd prefer not to say, don't force my heart."He said with a pained expression on his face like he saw a ghost.

."It's ok it's ok, remember we are all friends here, I'm not an enemy of you, we are friends fighting against, the enemy, we have to stand together, as one."Kureha said gently like a whisper with an almost hypnosis voice as he his eyes released a gentle soothing glow.

Haile looked at him impressive."You're good, makes me wonder what those corrupt therapist be doing to the patients, anyway I'm done with this, I'm going and bathe."Haile as said as he got up and walked along.

."Hey I was trying to help, I'm not a corrupt therapist or doctor, Mmm... am I?."Kureha rubbed his chin as he walked on his way elsewhere in thought.

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Haile is in the shower bathing."He could've gotten a bigger bathroom, what about all doctors being rich, Mmm everyone is training about now, in about four years everyone will meet up again, I should go out and learn as much techniques as I can then go back to dxd speed up time then come back for the escape convicts, I don't want to grow to old, even though I won't even age pass this."He said to him as he finished bathing and walked out drying himself and putting on his clothes, cleaned his mouth even though that is kinda automatic at this point.

He came out fully dress and went down into the lab, he saw Kureha back at work again, he doesn't take a break.

."Hey Kureha, how do you feel about going on a trip with me around the world, I'll train you in exchange, how about it."Haile asked him with a smile as he put his hands behind his back.

Kureha looked up in surprise."Really, of course, I would go to the moon to get stronger, wait a minute, why do you want me to go with you."He was happy at first then he gave him a suspicious glance.

."Hahaha, I'm broke so you'll have to pay for all the trips, what, you'll get free train from me, I'll let you spar with me, making you ultimately stronger."Haile said casually as he turn around.

Kureha sighed in defeat."I knew there was a catch, alright whatever, so where are we going."He ask getting back to work.

."Mm I don't know, beats me, I'll just go around the world making shit happen, sowing chaos and what's not, try to pick up some moves by fighting with people, you know the usual."Haile said casually as he sat in Kureha's chair.

Kureha nodded his head."I'll go say goodbye to my brother when we are leaving, when will we be leaving.'He asked again.

."As fast as possible, Mm I'll go say bye to that one girly before I leave so she won't feel bad and baki, then we will go, so in about 4 days so you have time to visit your brother."Haile rubbed his chin as he said looking at the titles of several books on a bookshelf.

Haile got up and left after telling him that, he is now outside in a dilemma."Who the fuck would trust me with directions, I barely know what world I'm in, I'll just ask someone on the way, wait a minute."He said to him as he turn around and walked back in the house.

."Kureha, can I borrow your motorcycle?."Haile asked him as he remembered the bike he had.

Kureha looked around at him already shaking his head."No no no, you can't take my baby from me, don't even think about it."He said a he went on the defensive looking alarmed.

."Alright thanks, where are the keys."Haile said with a smile on his face completely ignoring what Kureha said to him.

Kureha just went silent and looked to be deliberating something, after a long moment of struggle he gave in, he realized Haile wasn't really asking him, he was telling him he wants it out of kindness, he reached into his coat and pull out some keys and held it out to him.

."Thank you Kureha, I'll bring it back in one pieces."Haile said as he took the keys and walked out the house again.

Kureha's face turn pale."HEY WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ONE PIECES, YOU BETTER BRING BACK MY BIKE IN ONE PIECE, ONE PIECE, SINGULAR, OR ELSE ELSE.....!!!"He stopped as he didn't know what to say next, he simply grumbled and went back to work.

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*brrrrrrrrr*!

Haile is now blazing through the city on a motorcycle, it looked like a Harley Davison, he is in the city he was dropped off in when he first arrived.

."Mmm I wonder what that girl is up to, sigh even the small ones have the instinct to cause chaos."Haile sighed as he ride along, Kozue knows that Baki likes her but then he show up and made that shit complicated.

He more fit what she wants so she became attracted to him, even though he kinda made a grave mistake as he came at the wrong time, so now she is conflicted between her long time friend and him who she just met, she is obviously more inclined to her friend than a stranger she just met even though she is more attractive to him.

So what she will do is pit them against each other, she probably didn't even realize this herself, whatever happens between him and baki, she is the prize for the winner.

."Hahaha women and there games, how lovely, baki world feels like ancient times where a woman would pick the strongest man out of the bunch no matter how handsome the others are."Haile said casually as he came to a stop by an old man washing his van by his house, he is in the housing district right now.

The old man looked back at him in confusion and a little bit of wonder, he never saw someone quite like him before except for on the internet.

."Good evening sir, where can I find this district."Haile ask as he took out a piece of paper and gave it to the old man.

The old man came out his thoughts and took it and nodded and looked up ahead."You'll want to continue where you're going now for about a 3 minute walk, look out for the signs, you can't miss it, but the 5th district is that way young man."He said to Haile with a warm smile on his face as his hands were shaking a bit, he was very old.

*Brr*!

."Thank you for your kindness sir, I'll be going now."Haile said as he started back the motorcycle and continued on his way.

*Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*!!!

He rode for a little bit looking at the signs he saw the 3rd district so he knows he is close, he soon past by the 4th and slowed down at the 5th and turn in the gap.

He stopped as he turn in the gap."What the hell am I doing, this makes no sense, why did I come here, I'll leave this for the next four years."Haile said as he questioned what he was doing, this is not the same situation with Koneko who is a member of the nekomata tribe and have a different culture than humans.

He'll just go somewhere in the Forrest and train a bit, there is something he forgot to do when he became God, he kinda forgot since he didn't need it at any point in time.

He is now driving up to the mountains and Forest, he wonders if he will see baki or one of the others training up there as well since everyone is trying to get a power boost.

*Brrrrrrr*!!!

*Brr*!

He quickly arrived on a mountain forest side, he could looked down and see a part of the city and everything.

He got off the bike and look around."Haa nice fresh air and green, ah memories, I haven't had a puff since leaving the first world."Haile said casually as he walked along into the forest enjoying the atmosphere.

He walked for about 5 minutes before coming across a small lake with a deer drinking out of it and birds singing and dancing, he smile slightly as he came up to the deer.

The deer looked at him curiously but it didn't run away, it slightly tilt its head as he walked up to it and patted its head gently.

."Hello little deer, I haven't seen one of you in a long time."Haile said as he pulled away his hand and looked to the lake, it was crystal clear so much so infact that he could almost see the bottom.

He smile and walked towards it and stepped on the water, instead of falling in he stood on the waters surface as it rippled.

He walked directly to the center of the lake and sat down on the water like it is solid ground, he is using the little bit of divine energy that he has access to.

He closed his eyes as he concentrated a bit as this is beyond the control he is currently at, he is trying to fly without his wings, he never tried it before.

Slowly a soft golden glow surrounded his body as he gradually floated up bit by bit off the water as it rippled violently as he got higher then he opened his eyes and it stopped becoming completely still.

He stood up but this time instead of on water he was on the very air itself or maybe even nothing at all.

."Mm it is definitely fun, when you're up already and not moving it doesn't use any energy, nice."Haile said to himself as he moved around a bit in the air, now that he had done it, it just feels so natural.

*shhhh*!

He disappeared and flew up in the air for about a hundred meters and then allowed himself to free fall to the ground like a rock.

*BOOM*!!!

."Hahahahahahahahahahah!."Haile laughed as he hit the ground creating a crater, he didn't feel anything at all, not even a tingle, he had upped his physical strength again in this last few days to another level.

It is at a solid Ultimate Class now without any techniques or abilities, he is now a true monster of physical strength, He wondered what Yujiro's abilities will reach in four years with him as motivation for the Demon backs power to activate.

."Anyway I'll head back now."

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*Four days later*

Haile and Kureha were now ready to leave, a few days ago Kureha had bought two first class tickets to India, he is going to the great tribes and other great places in search of powerful women.

He didn't forget about his Pantheon, he still have to find members of the Pantheon which will only be women, but for the ones he will search for they have to be strong mentally and physically, also a virgin would be a plus, of course there have to have a level of beauty.

So a must is beauty, mental fortitude and physical strength with extra being a virgin as that would be hard to find unless he grooms them from young like he did for his secret service that served the Hevsue Empire.

."Well ideas ideas, it is more likely for them to be loyal that way but I'll see what happens when the time come."Haile said seriously to himself as he and Kureha are walking to the airport, it is only about 10 miles away not that far.

Kureha looked to Haile."Huh did you say something Haile?."He said, he could've sworn he heard him whisper something.

."Yes why do you have that lipstick on your face, you look like a clown, a very muscular clown, that is also a woman but yet not also a woman."Haile asked casually as he walked along faster.

Kureha shook his head but didn't say anything he just followed behind him quietly.

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*Few hours later*

.""Plane to Southern India loading now, all first class boarding first, then Business Class, then soilders in the military then army vets, then animals, then the others in any order, thank you"".

Haile heard the thing and got up from his seat."I guess that's us, but southern India though, sounds rough around the edges, then it's definitely a good place to find some tribes."He said as he walked along to the stall.

."Yeah i reached a bit about it before I bought the tickets, it is a very poor part of India and they are many undiscovered and discovered tribes all over in the wilderness."Kureha said as he took out his plane ticket.

Haile nodded his head."I hope you're right so I can find some potential, it would be a shame to go all that way for nothing, would make me contemplate some chaotic action."He said with a glint in his eyes.

Kureha just glanced back at him and make a silent pray to a God for the people, that is possibly the only think that can help them should anything go south, Haile is only human after.

*fshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*!!!!

Quickly they were on the plane and taking off into the horizon.

.""All passage can now relax and take off there seat belts, now for the rules of the flight...bla bla bla bla"".

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*10 hour Timeskip> brought to you by chibi Haile singing and dancing in the shower with peeping Tom girls watching with shining eyes*

.""The plane will be landing, preparing for landing, everyone quickly go to your seats and put on your seat belts, thank you"".

*Fshhhhhh*

.""We have touched down, welcome to Southern India, please enjoy your stay, thank you for flying with InfinityGod Airlines"".

Haile opened his eyes as he got a little sleep on the trip."Huh it landed already, it didn't feel like long, guess it's from the sleep, Kureha wake up."He said as he looked across at the sleeping Kureha breaking off his neck.

."Uh huh mother, uh ah, oh *Ahem* hey Haile have we arrive already, that was shorter than I thought."Kureha said as he wiped his mouth from the drool.

They both got up and got there stuff, well more like Kureha got the stuff and they head down the stairs of the plane arriving outside.

Haile cover his face from the morning sun."It is indeed strange to come from night and go all the way to morning, it could confuse the mind."He said as he looked around him in satisfaction, he like the place already.

."Now onward to an adventure."Haile said a little happy, he rarely takes vacations if any at all, it's kinda hard to when you are everyone's enemy and no one's friends because you ate him.

Kureha smile slightly.'No one would believe by just looking at him now, that he is possibly the strongest being that has ever walk this earth'.He thought as he looked at Haile acting like an excited tourist childishly.