That sounds...
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«Mc /// 1P»
The trickster hero ``Saru-nova`` who is the number 68th in the whole Japan's hero ranking. The hero that always tricks his enemies. ``Saru-nova`` is stationed at Hosu city. Guess what, under that nickname is non other than my...
...wait, why do I feel a sense of deja vu?
[Ha! Did you guys miss me?]
[Saruto-nii!!!] My twin brother energetically runs towards him and hugs his leg [I thought you'll be arriving late at night?]
[Oh, so you knew I was visiting?] Saruto then muttered in annoyance [Damn father, I knew you were going to tell them, that's so not hero like for ruining my surprise. Good thing I gave him fake information about my arrival.]
[...but isn't giving fake information to your own family also not so hero like?] I, who heard him remarked in monotone [Anyways, happy to see you nii-san.]
[Now now, my cute little sister Yuu-chan, giving fake information is also a strategy of a hero!] He was complacent on what he said.
[...ok...]
[Woah really! Then I'll also give fake information always!] And here is my twin brother...
[That's right! Giving fake information will give you 99% guarantee of winning a battle! Hahahaha!] And here comes Saruto big brother, supporting his belief. Well, it make sense though. Also, why don't he just include that 1% because it sounds like an advertisement of a soup?
He then caressed brother's head as he looked at me with teary eyes [Hey hey, does my Yuu-chan not miss me? Why don't my Yuu-chan come and hug his big brother who worked hard to death, risked his life everyday to fight against the perpetrators of darkness for peace, and traveled from afar just to see her?]
(...hays.) I sighed internally. Here comes big brother's annoyingly over dramatic harangue of exaggeration.
[...ok.] I lazily walked towards him and hugged.
[Yey!] Saruto is delighted.
Since he sounds like he would even be willing to lick my feet just to receive a hug from me, and I don't want that to happen because that is so disgusting–I'll just give this poor filth what he wants, a simple huddling with each other.
[Kids, your Saruto-nii just arrived so let him rest, ok?] Father said who seem to just arrive at the scene. Us three who was crowd together looked at him.
[...sure, lets not bother nii-san.] I said as I eluded from his grasp. Saruto, who saw my abrupt action was greatly shocked.
[Really? Ok!] Hakuto–nii also followed while Saruto was in daze and wasn't able to react that fast [Wait!] He tried to grab him back, but it was too late. After that, he glared crestfallen at father, blaming that it was all his fault.
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||9:20 a.m.||
[Did you know what I do? I just pow! And pow and poof them! And they were like brrtttt!!!] In the sofa with my twin on his lap while I just lie down, he started telling stories about his hero work. I had to admit that it's kinda entertaining enough, but he uses too many onomatopoeias...
(...wait...) I thought as I placed my hand on my chin, making a thinking pose.
Do I find this fun because my body is that of a 4 years old? I shouldn't let this reason hold my solemnity back.
[Yuu-chan's very serious look! I shouldn't let this opportunity go!] Saruto took out a phone out of nowhere, and steals a picture [Cute!]
[...seriously?]
[How about me Saruto-nii, am I cute?] Asked by Haku as he made a smile that will make shotacons melt.
[Eh? Sorry Haku-chan but I'm not into guys.]
[Aww...] Haku was sad, but was replaced by a hopeful expression just a second after [If that's so, should I be a girl?]
[Now that you say it like that–YES YOU SHOULD!]
[Really? Then I'll be a girl from now on!] Haku was happy.
While here I am, staring at them with disgust hearing their conversation, I tried my best to hold it back but I just can't. Well, not like he'll start cross-dressing right?
[Oy! don't be a bad influence!!] Father, who heard them was mad.
[Eh? What's wrong being a girl?] Saruto was just being carefree as ever.
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