Chapter - 4: Stray Hunting (I)

' Plunder...' This OP yet dangerous ability of mine is something else. From what I can gather, I can hold three more powers, without causing severe damage to me and my "Soul".

I know for one, I can acknowledge my ability is overpowered, and I probably can depend on that the whole time. However, knowing the golden rule of Murphy, I understand I have to maintain a few for "lifeboats", per-say to feel saver.

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/*CAW!-CAW!*/

" CAW! Big Crows! CAW! At church!" My flying friend told me, as It landed on my right shoulder.

" You, my friend are getting seconds." Patting the little fucker, It created a whimsical smile on Its crow face, as It flapped away.

Following this crow, another one flapped by," CAW! Evil thing! CAW! At abandoned place."

" Seconds to you too as well~"

/*CAW!"Yay!"CAW!*/

' You heard'em, let's get our hunting on.'

[" Mm, I'll advise against the first option, Yuu."]

' Yeah, I know. I need a test dummy first.'

["... Are you sure, you aren't one of us?"]

' Haha, no idea Ddraig. No fucking clue. But we will find out~'

[" That we will... That we will, Yuu."]

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" This the place?" In front of me is an old abandoned facility-thing with metal fences around It. Hanging from the door of the building is a big white sign, reading: KEEP OUT, in big bold red words. Springing to life around the place is tall dirty yellow grass that is taller than me, standing at Ten Feet.

' Devils, what happened here? Did y'all forget this place somehow?' Knowing them, probably.

/*CAW!"Yes!*CAW!*/

" Well..." Using the already torn hole In the gate, I stepped In," Let's the hunt begin."

/*ShasShasShasShasShas*/

Right when I let my feet hit the ground, It shook like It was welcoming me, as the wind pushed the grass away, giving me a free trail to the front door.

" Thanks?" Not knowing what or who to thank, I followed the trail.

' You feel anything, Ddraig?'

[" Yes... A Dominance for over wealth, and a strong smell of laziness."]

' Eh? You can smell that?'

[" Yep."]

' Well, thanks... So, a lazy rich person turn stray?' I guessed. Not the best of guesses, but It was one I think could be right on the money(Heh).

[" Sounds normal."]

' Oddly enough, Yeah, It does.'

" Stay...Stay...Away." As I grew close to the building, a male voice yelled out. Nevertheless, bloody hells, who buys this much land and only builds this here!? I can create a fucking big hotel here, and there still be more room for another one!

" You...Caaannn't...Haaavvveeee, myyy, MONEY!!!" The now overly obsessed male voice sounded out.

" ITS MINE! MINE!! MINE!!!"

' So a Devil who is Yandere for money...Got It.' Not that I blame him, I love money as much as the next guy, but not this much.

/*Creak!*

" WHO!?" Crouching down over piles of Yen banknotes and coins is one ugly motherfucker. No, Literally. He actually fucked his Mom and this happened!

So, Imagine a Dragon and Bat, and they fucked. But being the slut she is, the bat whored herself all around town and this is what was the prize!

An ugly Dragon-bat thing with demon-like horns on Its head with a Gandalf beard colored all In blood-red.

" You are one ugly motherfucker." Yeah, I couldn't hold It In. Sorry, not sorry.

/*Shriek!!!*/

" I DIDN'T FUCK MY MOM!!!" In a flash the mom-fucker was In front of me.

" Shite!" HE KNOWS! I DON'T KNOW HOW! BUT HE KNOWS!!!

/*DRAGON BOOSTER!*/*BOOST!*/-/*Boom!*/

Before he(?) pushed me away with Its wing, I called out In my mind, softening my landing. Not by a lot. My ass still hurts, but It did soften It.

" Good hit... Good hit." I praised, walking back Into the building out the new hole I was launched through.

" Grrrr!!!" Pushing his little treasure away In the corner Into a neat pile, the thing screeched.

" Who?!" He asked, now standing on his feet, towering over me... Holy hells, this guy is 15-feet tall with a wingspan of 20-feet.

" Pardon?" Fucking with him, I let out.

" WHO SENT YOU!?"

"Oi, there's no need to yell, I'm fucking literally ten feet away from you."

" GRRRR!!" Yep, I pissed him off... Oh~ I love being Me~

/*Shoosh!*/

Now four times stronger and faster as a human, I saw him disappear this time.

Sidestepping him, he turned back around with his claws pointing to my eyes.

" Trying to blind me? Heh, nice try." Jumping this time, I landed a strong punch to his back.

/*Break!*/

" Argh!" Growling him pain, he threw a kick at me, faster than last time, sending me through a few half-broken stone walls.

" Uhg!" Feeling my back burn In pain, my lips curled up.

/*BOOST!*/

Yes. All that happened In ten seconds. Which for a stray devil is pretty good.

" GRRR!" With madness appearing in Its eyes, It emerged before me.

...Only this time, I won't be the one flying away.

/*EXPLOSION!!!*/

" Explosion is an Art, bitch!!"

/*Boom!*/

As my fist reached to the thing's face, It quite literally exploded, spraying cuts and blood everywhere, and all over me.

" Hahhh....Thaaat...Waaaas...Fucking amazing!!" Catching my breath, my lips made Itself Into a joker-like smile.

Dangerous... That was dangerous. And I love every bloody fucking second of It. I could have died. But, I didn't and that's what matters.

Plus... I'm rich now.

[" Yep. you're a Dragon. No In the body. But In Soul, you are a full-blown Dragon. You possess most traits a Dragon should have."]

' Don't forget Pyromaniac.' I added, drooling over all the banknotes and coins I now have. Hell, for a human, this is enough for our whole lives and some. But knowing me, this is barely enough for a few months.

...What? Don't look at like that. I am a proud and 'righteous' Spendthrift. I have you know, I created many low-In but Affordable apartments all over the world and created orphanages for the lesser fortunate children.

I'm a nice person, after all...

[" Oh yeah, that too."] See? She even agrees.

' So, how did I do?'

["... Okay. Reckless, but okay."]

' I try to be more careful. No promises, though.'

[" Heh, at least you're honest. That's all that matters to me."]

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