Three openings

Collins's apartment

"My dear the party was hot, you need to see the way I was dancing"

"I know, right? You really murdered the dance floor" Sara chuckled.

Sipping from her glass of red wine, Ivonne sighed, "So how was your meeting in Dubai? Did those government officials approved it?"

"Remember there is a word which says 'A beggar has no choice'

When Ivonne nodded her head, she added, "what do you expect? Of course they have no choice but to sign up the contract, if they really want the project to progress."

Raising her glass of wine up, Ivonne smiled, "now let's have a big cheers to that"

Letting out a chuckle, Sara clicked her glass of wine on ivonne's.

Taking a sip from her glass of wine, Sara sighed, "Ivonne"

"Hmm"

"What about your sister in law, Anita?"

Ivonne dislikes Rhett's mother Anita Holland, she doesn't mingle with her because she's from a middle class family.

Ivonne loves to feed her ego and image with pride, she don't like it when someone from a little class try to be friends with her. She always knock them down by saying, 'you aren't my class so knock out'

Anita is an English language professor and lecturer in college, she is known for her beautiful big eyes like that of a touch light.

Anytime Ivonne sees her, she always tease her with her eyes or her class or even her son's girlfriend Evelyn.

Rolling her eyes off, Ivonne fling a strand of hair off her face. "Duh uhh, why do you always have to bring that middle class woman into our conversation all the time?"

"Come on Ivy, she's your sister in-law and perhaps I love seeing those big eyes."

"Seriously, don't those eyes scare you sometimes?"

"Of course it does, most especially when she blinks then" Sara Burst into laughter, "it makes me remember those blue avatars with tails in the movies."

Letting out an hilarious laugh, "Sara please don't execute me with your jokes again"

"Are you kidding me? Girl the last time I saw her at your husband's housewarming party, damn that woman could have swallowed me through her eyes, it's so big and wide sometimes I wonder what interested Oliver to marry her."

"That what I also thought of most of the time, sometimes men will always be men, take Anita for instance, what so interesting to love about such woman with killer bean eyes."

"Hahahahahahaha, Ivy I think you've turned yourself into a little kid that now watch cartoons on daily basics"

Ivonne groan in frustration, "ugh I remember years back when I was a teenage girl back in the highschool days, my biology teacher will always say the human digestive system has two openings"

"And they are the mouth and anus" Sara added.

"Are you kidding me? That's for normal people like us and not for Anita"

"Ok why do you say so?"

"Ugh damn Anita has three openings" Ivonne counts her fingers, "first is her mouth, second is her anus and third is her headlight eyes"

"Hahahahahahaha, ¡Dios Mío! Ivonne you're worse than a comedian"

Opening her gallery, Ivonne showed one of Anita's picture to Sara, "now see and tell me if am telling lies"

Looking at the picture of a beautiful woman in her early forties with big bally round blue eyes.

Sara almost lost her sitting posture in the process of laughing. "Hahahahahahaha, ¡gracioso! Very funny Ivy" wiping her tears off, Sara sighed and burst into laughter again."

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