Too Good To Be True

A small gasp left Anna.

Azrael went rigid, as if his brain stuttered for a moment and his eyes blinked dumbly. Every part of him paused as his thought tried to comprehend the audacity no one had ever dared before.

He parted his lip to say something but not a moment had passed when Anna stiffened and another traitorous sneeze left her.

Azrael scrunched his nose in disgust and closed his eyes to hold back the raging annoyance that brewed inside of him.

"Holy crap," Anna whispered in horror, "I am so sorry!"

He sighed exaggeratedly, "Are you done?"

“Yes―”

She froze, the annoying itch climbed inside her once again but before it broke through her, Azrael moved closer and pinched her nose.

Her head was a little dizzy as the sneeze died down inside.

Anna looked at him with wide eyes when he let go, "You're not supposed to do that, you know. It might cause the eardrums to burst out."

"You're already deaf anyway, so I doubt it matters."

"Hey, that's rude-"