MyTeddyBear

Wake up, stretch, get dressed, bathroom, eat, get high, brush teeth, change clothes, work out, shower, go out in the sun, bask in the sun. 
The world gives us 4 seasons, It gives us 4 chances to prepare ourselves for nature, get resources for the family,  You would think the world would deem us useless, having so many seasons and not cherishing them completely. 

Back in the day, the weak were left behind, couldn't hang on? Dead. Your time was up. Starving? So are we.
 Later on we started to get food, and the weak ones struggling to continue, start asking for food. We should of killed them I said. Want me to do it? Just give them some. 
Fine. They'll be your responsibility then, since you want to be  "nice". - Nobody likes a nice guy. Nice guys get people killed. Now the strong have to carry these weak and fragile guys who refuse to put in any work, and only eat the strong ones work. What do you think happened when the strong had seen this go on for years? Killed a few. Here's the thing though. I wondered if they understood the world like I do. They understand we are just on a clock. Someone doesn't like the way you talk? They aren't cherishing their life enough. Why bother dealing with non sense, when we should be motivating each other, pushing us further.
This worlds timeline I'm in, is unbelievable.

How to make Real Life Bearable

1. Understand your life is on a timer. Watch any action scene, some guy dies. That guy's life was on a timer, and you just saw it end. - Your friends buddy just got into an accident and his life was taken from him. - You just saw your buddy get gunned down, he just wants you to take care of his gf.


Understand a lot of people don't know this. You should be cherishing everything, yet we take it for granted, Aren't we scum? Aren't we EVIL? Yet we claim we want to help others.


Social media at this point just ruined women, not sure why though, I mean, it's a good way for us to stop having kids, so we don't have more traffic and such.


2. If you are young and in a family, know your choices have consequences on your relationships with your family and friends.


3. If someone in your family asks you to do something, and you don't get it done in a specific amount of time.. it wouldn't do you any good.


4. Understand that life is about learning all you can, getting as strong as you can, and fighting your way through every death encounter you come across, to get yourself "home", safe and sound, with some possible friends.


5. Know that anyone around could have evil intentions, since they are living another reality.


6. If you go to a mall with no cell phone, you will see a reality, that we never knew was possible till years ago. HOW THE FUCK DO WE HAVE PHONES?! These things make sounds, don't have no crazy fans like a PC, its got a CASE?! It's got a camera on both sides?! It can tell if your on an airplane?! This is some alien tech I like!


7. Understand everyone everywhere is suffering, it may not look like it when you take 'vacations', but it's there. No need to be a dick to people, they probably have it hard enough. It's kind of like transferring toxic words to another, now that guys gonna be a dick.


8. When in a war, you will come to understand that sometimes your enemies aren't your enemy, and sometimes your ally isn't your ally, some guys are morons and get us killed, and sometimes you just understand you are human, and this shit won't stop till bloodshed is made. Sometimes you know you will die, and others will continue onward, time is really killing us huh?


9. Basically if one side of a war loses a shit ton of soldiers, that countries women will fuck every guy in power to just make the war stop. And let us mourn for our dead sons, and you know the next sons who will be created, will be brought up more cherished, and the father will look at the son like 'I need to toughen him up'. - for his own good. - just so he can see his son come home in the future.


2. You live in [this country], you obey their government in times of war, you kill people from another country.


3. It's all the same, and nothing matters.


4. Know that we are a strange race. If you get high, you get to make shit like this. If you do push ups, your arms will grow, might be painful at first, but it seems like women and men aren't all that bad, women feel pain the first time they are penetrated right? Men feel pain every time we work out. Who's got it worse? If you run a lot, you'll run more than other people could.


You can really compete in anything, anytime, this world is brilliant for looking for talents. Just need to motivate people, it seems the world has forgotten about motivation, and it sucks doo doo.


By the way, if your still depressed after this, then I consider knowing this:


Any improvement you make today, you won't feel a regret tomorrow, or at least it will lighten the regret ever so slightly.


5. Got high, realized all of this, and damn I wanna DO SHIT!


4. You are on a timer, HOLY SHIT IM ON A TIMER!!!


also religion kinda funky ngl how did we discover faith, thats some crazy alien shit bro


I really wanna join the army man, had so many dreams about sword fighting my god.


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