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Sasuke's House-The Next Day

"You got all your stuff dobe?" asks Sasuke.

"Yeah, it's all here," says Naruto.

"Alright, time for some ground rules," says Sasuke.

"Alright, that's fair," says Naruto.

"If you need to talk to me knock on the door and ask for me first, me not answering doesn't mean you can come in," says Sasuke.

"Yeah yeah, I'm mean I'm not a perv," says Naruto.

"That brings me to the next rule: if I catch you spying on me while I'm showering I'll cut your dick off," says Sasuke as she thinks 'His dick...wait what am I thinking?' as she blushes from the thought confusing Naruto as he thinks 'Does she really want to cut off my dick that bad' as he pales from the thought.

Naruto pales at this and says "Anything else?"

"Don't worry about chores, I'll handle them," says Sasuke.

"But I'm your guest, I should..." starts Naruto.

"You'd probably do it wrong anyways, given the state of your apartment," says Sasuke.

"But I can still..." starts Naruto.

"I like doing chores!" shouts Sasuke as she says "They remind me about helping my mom around the house, it irritated me soo much then but I'd give anything for her to nag me about it now" as she thinks 'Why the hell am I telling him these things?'

"Well that's better for me," says Naruto with an understanding smile on his face and she thinks 'Right because it's Naruto, the dobe doesn't know about how that feels but he understands it enough'.

"Hey Sasuke we should meet everyone else at the BBQ," says Naruto.

"Oh hell no," says Sasuke.

"Oh come on isn't everyone gonna find this suspicious at some point?" asks Naruto.

"So what? They should keep their noses out of our business!" snaps Sasuke but no matter how much anger was in it Naruto found the way she did it cute though he wasn't stupid enough to tell Sasuke that.

"If Kakashi-sensei finds out he'll start spreading rumours about us being gay from the moment we met each other," says Naruto paling from the thought.

Sasuke also paled at this and says "Fine, at least this way it's on our terms."

"Let's go in a week then," says Naruto.

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BBQ Place-1 Week Later

Naruto and Sasuke could see everyone waiting inside as Sasuke stopped dead in her tracks thinking 'What am I doing? This is humiliating!' as Naruto says "Sasuke, we already talked about this!"

"My body just won't move," says Sasuke.

Meanwhile inside Ino asks "They do know that you told us about it right Sakura?"

"No, I didn't know they were keeping it a secret," lies Sakura.

"Sakura I'm the gossiper, not you," says Ino making a sad face.

"Sorry about that...they're coming...act natural," says Sakura.

Naruto pushed Sasuke who was dragging her feet into the restaurant as she noticed their jaws were dropping but it felt like they had prior knowledge as she saw Sakura smirk slightly as Sasuke glared at her thinking 'After the war, I shouldn't have used Genjutsu, I should have actually killed her.' Ino breaks the silence saying "So Sasuke, you're a girl now, so that's why you weren't interested in any of the girls in our class."

"This is temporary," says Sasuke fuming with rage.

"That's a shame, you look fucking hot like that," says Kiba laughing his ass off as Naruto and Sasuke look at him with the 'do you wanna die that badly' face as Kiba says "Hey, I'm joking Naruto, calm down, I'm not trying to steal your girl, I've got my girlfriend Tamaki. Cat and Dog trainers can get really competitive so there's never a dull moment if you know what I mean."

"We're not a couple," says Sasuke as Sasuke thinks 'No Tamaki, don't date that idiot'.

"Wait so how are the two of you going to...?" starts Ino.

"We're partners," says Naruto.

"Once I'm done with Pregnancy I'm Dad 1," says Sasuke.

"I'm Dad 1," says Naruto.

"Usurakontachi," says Sasuke.

"Sasuke!" shouts Naruto.

"Naruto!" shouts Sasuke as everyone thinks 'They're still the same as always.'

"If you're dad number 1 our kid will end up like some kind of stuck up teme like you," says Naruto.

"Well if you're dad number 1 our kid will end up like...wait...they'll be 50% me so that won't happen," says Sasuke.

"See I should be dad number one," says Naruto.

"An Uchiha should take pride in themselves so no," says Sasuke.

"You are so frustrating teme," says Naruto.

"I can see you two will make great parents, why? Because you said our kid and both of you are looking for the best interests of the child," says Shino as everyone looks at him thinking 'Are you insane, do you know how much they argue or how many times Sasuke has tried to kill Naruto? These two will murder each other and make their child an orphan.'

"Thanks, Shino," says Naruto rubbing his hair in embarrassment.

Meanwhile, Sasuke was still reeling at the word thinking 'Parent' as she smiled and sat down and says "Naruto don't order anything."

"Why should I starve?" asks Naruto in anger.

"I want to take you out for Ramen after this, or would you rather..." starts Sasuke as Naruto immediately sits down.

"I won't order anything," says Naruto as the others think 'As soon as she mentions Ramen she has him wrapped around her finger. What would have happened if she knew this in the war?' as everyone goes pale from the thought of it.

Suddenly Kakashi bursts in wielding flowers in both hands shouting "To my two favourite Genin..." as Sakura twitches in anger at this as he continues "...I congratulate you on your hearty copulation" then he appeared next to Naruto and whispers in his ear "Pinning an Uchiha? That's notoriously hard, Jiraya would be so proud of you" as both Naruto imagines Ero-Senin having a perverted look on his face having his thumbs up and saying "That's My Student" as they turn as red as tomatoes.

Sasuke gets up, faces Kakashi and says "Give me those flowers" as Kakashi is stunned.

"I wasn't expecting this," says Kakashi as Naruto blushes an even deeper red thinking 'Wait what?'

"Give them to me so I can throw them in the river...no I should throw you in the river Kakashi," says Sasuke in anger.

"Kakashi-Sensei, did you come all this way just to embarrass us?" asks Naruto.

"No, I'm also here to give you this, I picked it up from Shizune, don't worry, I didn't peak," lies Kakashi as Sasuke snatches it out of his hand and uses the Fireball Jutsu to burn it.

"I don't need it," says Sasuke as Kakashi smiles at this thinking 'Naruto and Sasuke might not realize it but they're in love, in fact, Sasuke just burned the contract that he could have used to buy the medicine to cure her infertility as a guy knowing he could have gone back to normal.'

"Also since you'll need chakra to maintain the henge, no more missions for you," says Kakashi as Sasuke felt irritated at this.

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Ichiraku Ramen

Naruto and Sasuke sat there as Ayame came out and sees them and whacks Naruto on the head with a ladle as Naruto complains "Oww what was that for?"

"You just broke up with Sakura and you've already gotten a girl pregnant? Naruto. I didn't take you for being this irresponsible," says Ayame.

"How did you know I'm pregnant?" asks Sasuke.

"Please, I have five younger sisters...much younger, after a while, it becomes pretty obvious," says Ayame as she asks "Actually, have I seen you somewhere? You seem familiar."

"It's Sasuke," says Naruto.

"Sasuke???????" asks Ayame her mind not keeping up with what was happening as she collapsed on the floor.

"Ayame-Oneechan!" shouts Naruto as Teuchi entered the area panicking.

Sasuke lifted her up and says "Old man grab my shoulder I'll get you two to the hospital."

"Naruto, I know this is selfish but could you watch the shop for me?" asks Teuchi.

"Sure," says Naruto worried.

As they left Hinata entered the shop and sat next to Naruto thinking 'What am I doing?!?!?!?' as Naruto noticed her and says "Hi Hinata."

"C Congratulations Naruto-Kun," says Hinata shyly.

"Thanks," says Naruto.

"Naruto-Kun, I know you are having a...child with S Sasuke but my f feelings haven't changed, I love you," says Hinata as Sasuke returns but doesn't let herself into Naruto or Hinatas' view as she thinks 'I'll kill that Hyuga bitch!'

"I can't," says Naruto.

"What...?" starts Hinata saddened.

"You're a great friend Hinata but I don't feel that way about you and even if I did, I'm going to be a dad, I shouldn't complicate the situation more than the teme already insists on complicating it," says Naruto as Sasuke smiled for a second.

"I understand," says Hinata thinking 'I just hope you're happy Naruto-Kun. That's all I could hope for' as she walked away crying a few tears as Naruto noticed and felt bad.

"Don't go after her Naruto, she needs to accept the situation or she'll feel more pain later, don't play with her heart," says Kurama.

"You're probably right," says Naruto as Sasuke 'returned' and they paid some money and closed the shop heading home.

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Sasuke's House

They returned as Sasuke closed the door and pushed Naruto against it pinning him there and says "You're going to be this child's dad so don't get distracted"

"I won't dattebayo," says Naruto.

"Oh I know that, I'll make sure of it," says Sasuke unzipping Naruto's pants.

"Wait teme, what are you..." starts Naruto when Sasuke starts sucking on Naruto's cock and Naruto felt an intense weakness in his legs as Sasuke thinks 'I can't believe I'm doing this and saying this...'

"From now on if you have any sexual impulses I'm here until this whole thing is over," says Sasuke in a sultry voice as she makes some hand signs and Naruto feels his cock become much warmer as he realises she is using a toned-down version of the Fireball Jutsu thinking 'Is this how Uchihas do this sort of thing or is it just Sasuke...calling her Sasuke is weird...maybe I can convince her to change her name for a while, wait no, that's stupid and she'd never agree to that' as he put his hands on her head forcing it down cumming in her throat as he moans as he lets go and Sasuke spits the cum out on the floor and got up leaving Naruto on the floor still reeling from the experience as he thinks 'Is this how it's going to be from now on?' blushing profusely.

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To Be Continued

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