F**k That Elf - 3

The drow moves forwards, hugs the human slightly flirtatiously, then attempts to shove him back where she had been standing, but the drow realizes that pushing this particular human is like trying to move steel. The drow's smile is slowly replaced by a frown. "Why didn't you move?" "It appears your grip is strong, but not your actual strength," the human says with a smile. The drow sighs and slips past the human and into a northern passageway moving thirty feet hugging the bends and corners. The drow spots two more dead bodies ahead of them. The human squeezes into a narrow crack in the wall and wiggles his way through to the other side, popping out in the cavern ahead of the drow, where he can see the corpse the drow has seen and moves forward ahead twenty-five feet of the drow. The drow keeps pace with the human, making their way beside him where she kneels to search the corpse that the human doesn't stand on while the human search the other one underneath him. The two find seventeen arrows, and another rotten shield, and the bodies look like they were fighting each other in combat before death. The drow takes the arrows for herself, equipping the moldy quiver and refilling her quiver. The other corpse had throwing spears which the human puts in his robes on his back and one in his hand. The drow moves further by twenty-five feet. The drow can partially see a monstrosity humanoid leg sticking out of a hole in the wall. "You first," she says.

"Oh, me first?" The human moves to catch up with the Drow, where she points at the hole in the wall and the legs sticking out of there. "Why not if I just see if it's alive?" "Really?" The human hefts the spear before throwing it and sinking it into the legs, causing nothing to happen. "It appears to be dead after you." The drow shakes her head and stands guard back the way they came from while the human retrieves his spear by crawling into the hole and pauses, leaving the drow unable to see anything other than the human's ass filling the crack in the wall and reaching and tries to shove him through thinking he is stuck as the human tries crawling backward at the same time, causing the human to bowl over the drow, causing her hand to get stuck in his pants. "Why is your hand in my pants?" "Because I was trying to shove you through the hole." "And I'm trying to get out!" The human kicks the drow backward, harming her slightly, but not truly harmfully. "Oww." The drow backs away slightly stunned from the donkey kick of the human as the human crawls out of the hole with his retrieved spear, then stands up and backs up from the hole while the drow looks around. Spotting a good place to take a short rest, the Drow turns to look at the human monk. "I need a couple of minutes." The drow says while holding the wound in her side where she was stabbed.

The two of them rest for a time, the drow tending her wounds, and the human doing meditation exercises. After the hour's rest is up the drow crawls into the hole and looks around with her darkvision. She spots another corpse that the human missed and notices the particularly bad smell and then crawls back out of the small hole saying, "I'm satisfied. Now all that's left is to explore that one other area we haven't gone to yet." she walks over to the human man, and taps him on his shoulder disturbing his meditative state. "Well, I've explored everything here. I wanted to try that other path we saw turning down." ''Very well." ''What…What were you doing?" "Mental meditation slash training." "Ahhhhh, so your training in your mind." "No. I'm strengthening my body, through my mind."

The drow cocks her head and raises an eyebrow then the two of them proceed, side by side, where possible in the cramped cavern. They move as a group thirty feet back to the place the human had wiggled through before. The Drow sticks to the left while the monk decides to break his way through the stones while the drow looks at him through the narrow crack impatiently. The human hurts his hand, and his hands begin to bleed. The drow turns back to grab a discarded pickaxe, makes her way back around, and hands it to the human., "If you're going to damage a wall and try to damage it you should do it with this. Because I heard the bones crack." "Hmmm." "You know, this is a tool designed for breaking stones, after all." The human punches the wall with his other hand and makes the wall crumble. "Ahh, look at that, you can do something, it looks like you might not need a pickaxe." The human walks through the now widened area easily, ignoring the drow's words as the drow walks back around the wall, as the drow watches a rockfall and just misses the human's head as he was crawling through the small crack. "You little shit." the human says as he swats at the creature, his hand squishing into it but springing back, then the human tries to bite it. "You piece of shit." causing the creature to be extremely bloodied as the human rips out a large chunk of the cave leech with his teeth which he then eats. The drow shakes her head in amazement as she steps up to the human drawing her rapier, and stabs at the creature. But misses, and the tip glances off the wall, making the drow upset. The drow then takes an off-hand swipe at it with a dagger but it also hits the stone as it echoes across the cavern. "Good job. I want this to be stealthy," she says. The bug begins to slowly crawl up the wall five feet. The human tries to hit it with an open palm strike, but misses widely, then tries again but misses it again, then tries a third time, hitting the creature and making the creature fall to the ground. The drow lunges forward and stabs at the bug but misses. The human tries to stomp on the leech and squishes it, making the two of them think it is dead. "Well, that was interesting. It Looks like you can handle yourself pretty well with them. I'm gonna let you take point in the next room because I think there are more of them. We might get extra if we get all of them." "Hmm, I suppose."