AJ_Malaika

My brother and I saw the " A Recipe for seduction" KFC ad and he bet I could do better so here.
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Climate change, wars, slippers with socks - Members of the Intergalactic Council of Kind Friendly Conquerers (ICKFC) have seen enough.
So the council is searching the earth and making a list to decide: Should humanity be aided or replaced by a new species that would do a much better job.
Now a pair of KFC employees, a brother, a grumpy neighbour and his engineer (not) boyfriend must work together to steal the secret recipe and make the perfect family bucket. But will it be finger-liking-good enough to stall the invasion? 
With one life left, we can only taste and see!

A Recipe To Save the World - A KFC ad(venture)

Disclaimer: Whilst these events are inspired by named franchises and products I have not been given rights to use them by Yum! Brands nor is this a licensed advertisement. All rights to the KFC franchise and its products belong to Yum! Brands.


Also, the aliens depicted in this story are exaggerated for dramatic tension and comprehensibility. No real aliens were consulted.


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BEN - He/him - Blogger, liked by everybody (except Sister Syn), self-titled Cockeyed Optimist


ORA - they/them - Ben's older sibling - the ideas person, constantly running on caffeine and sugar


MIA - she/her - Ora's girlfriend - journalist, always notebook in hand, plans person, tallest person, actually Sagittarius


SEB - he/ him - Works next door - listens to white noise to fall asleep, secret random history nerd, best ponytails


NIMI - they/them - manager - reads 18+ manga at work, "chillest person eva", self-titled best hair


TILLY - She/her - Mia's cousin - has "fashionable" sliders, loves holidays & dinner dates, wannabe Sagittarius


PAUL - he/him - Seb's boyfriend? - Engineer, Charismatic, Very ambitious, Best dad jokes, workaholic


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PAIN - she/her - Red's intern - "what waking up feels like every morning", hates dogs, likes humans


RED - he/him - council leader - "Why? because it's the first colour", hates everything, likes to cheat


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