Mindviper81

After the betrayal of Luciferel, and having to deal with the Nephilim problem God made a few changes to how Heaven was run. Time does not quite flow the same in Heaven, so God was able to draw inspiration from millennia of human history. In the end, God chooses to structure things like a mega-corporation with him as the CEO and his archangels acting as department heads. 

To keep the threat of another angel rebellion to a minimum, every few years the angels would be ordered to change departments. To ensure that things ran smoothly and that the communication between departments happened in a timely fashion a Heaven-wide internet was established called Godnet.

Due to an accident caused by mistaken identity, John Smith was killed by an angel on her first day in the Department of Death. By the time she released her mistake, it was far too late to "just" put him back in his own body. In an effort to correct her mistake the angel tried to have John Smith be reborn in the universe she originally was supposed to have a John Smith die in.

The Angel was originally in IT for Godnet so she thought that it would be not too difficult to hide her little oops by altering a few records. However, she got a call from Upper Management during the process of having John be reborn. Figuring the " proper" department would step in to finish the process, the angel left to report to upper management, not wanting to receive an even bigger punishment than what she was already going to receive. In her rush to leave, she forgot to close down the connection to Godnet.

Godnet - Valkyrie Protocol

"Oh, it is you Laxana, but Zeph said to shoot anyone who entered that wasn't him. So am I supposed to shoot you? Is he testing me?"

"Do you want me to cuff you once I get back off the floor?"

"Wait! No! Don't shoot me! I'm just here for a massage. Zeph bought me one as a reward for my getting my first arrest. Sonya said she only wanted pets from him. He still has to deal with the handover."

"Shhhh. Let me enjoy the last thirty minutes of this massage or I am going to tell Siael that we agreed she could have Zeph all to herself until it is time for dessert and sleep."

Krynienne just eyed Laxana giving her the stinky eye because she was going to be getting a nice relaxing massage while she was stuck with her grandmother going over the finer points of whatever deals she struck with one of the dignitaries over the video call that made a decent chunk of her massage less relaxing.

Sal, you want a new boss?