Mindviper81

After the betrayal of Luciferel, and having to deal with the Nephilim problem God made a few changes to how Heaven was run. Time does not quite flow the same in Heaven, so God was able to draw inspiration from millennia of human history. In the end, God chooses to structure things like a mega-corporation with him as the CEO and his archangels acting as department heads. 

To keep the threat of another angel rebellion to a minimum, every few years the angels would be ordered to change departments. To ensure that things ran smoothly and that the communication between departments happened in a timely fashion a Heaven-wide internet was established called Godnet.

Due to an accident caused by mistaken identity, John Smith was killed by an angel on her first day in the Department of Death. By the time she released her mistake, it was far too late to "just" put him back in his own body. In an effort to correct her mistake the angel tried to have John Smith be reborn in the universe she originally was supposed to have a John Smith die in.

The Angel was originally in IT for Godnet so she thought that it would be not too difficult to hide her little oops by altering a few records. However, she got a call from Upper Management during the process of having John be reborn. Figuring the " proper" department would step in to finish the process, the angel left to report to upper management, not wanting to receive an even bigger punishment than what she was already going to receive. In her rush to leave, she forgot to close down the connection to Godnet.

Godnet - Valkyrie Protocol

"Me only looking to rescue a woman, if she just so happens to be a lamia with a supposedly million-credit crotch, all the better I suppose."

"Sister of one of the ones who got rescued."

"Administrator Demonbane, are you things with the wrong head?"

"No Chief, I am mostly thinking with my bank account. Million credits a night according to her sister. The buyout price could be more than I could afford on my own and I don't want my wife spending billions on another woman. Also, I can't imagine her being much more than a pillow princess kept in a glass cage by evil men for their own gain."

"Don't you wish to just place her in another of your own making?"

"A protective one that she holds the keys to. Any credits she earned would be hers to keep other than for a small cut. Prima even thinks that my way of running the brothel is overly generous."

Following the snake back to its nest and..