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Keira Hawkins thought that the new library patron, Nate, was disgusted by the birthmark decorating her face. But then, he asked to go on a date with her during their next meeting. 

The innocence of love at the first sight turned dangerously annoying when Nate refused to leave her side.

Thankfully, with a mean slap to the face, done rightly in public by her mighty right hand, had rendered Nate to cease his nonsensical doings. 

And yet...

One unsuspecting morning, she woke up on the most comfortable bed, in an unfamiliar room, cradled in the arms of a gorgeous man she crowned as the most annoying patron of the week.

"You're the one who came to me," whispered Nathaniel Wolfe – the mafia lord who reigns over the east side of the country.

It wouldn't be easy to shake him off. 

Moreover when she found a locked door in the library basement - the entrance to where some lost treasures were hidden in the maze, or so Nate said. 

Intrigued, Keira joined Nate on his quest to find the lost treasures before another mafia family find it first.

Mafia Lord's Librarian: A Satire of Love at First Sight

Nate tightened his long fingers around the steering wheel of the striking red Chevrolet Corvette and breathed deeply through his nose.

Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo

He would have closed his eyes and banged his head against the steering wheel to make the song end, but he didn't dare pull his gaze away from the road.

There was enough traffic on the highway that he needed to pay attention at least. However, the cacophony of the childlike voice originating from the modified speakers behind made it way difficult.

Nate briefly glanced at the librarian sitting next to him. Keira pressed her head back against the seat, but her eyes were closed, and she looked almost calm.

This hellish song that played on repeat was her idea.

Baby Shark in The Grand Theft Auto