Ahanuwa_B_Osarugue

EP 1; Placing the coffee mug on the glass table, "you know what darling, girls like you who always try to run away from dating and relationships, always end up falling in love at the end." 

Letting out a brittle laughter, "grandma I think you're under the influence of fairy tales. Or did you watch Cinderella cartoons before coming?" 

"Huh? I can't even remember the last time I watched fairy tales movie." 

"Then why are you talking bout dating and relationships? Because I know am not interested in them" 

Raising her eyebrows, granny Mathilda burst into laughter.

Scowling her face, "grandma what's funny? I didn't say something funny" 

Slightly pinching and pulling bianca's cheeks, granny Mathilda chuckled, "yes dear, you just said something funny." 

Frowning confusedly, "how?" 

Taking a deep breath, "first of all, let me tell you something." She sat up properly and faced her. "Do you know that old men and women of my age  still goes into relationship?" 

Widening her eyes and mouth in shock, Bianca threw her hands in her mouth and gasped. "Ahh, you gat to be kidding me grandma" 

Nodding her head, "no darling, am not kidding, am talking legit." 

"But why do they have to go into a relationship when they're old and weak?" Shrugging her shoulders, "weird" 

Flicking her forehead, "oh you haven't heard of old people dating sites?" 

Frowning confusedly, "old people dating sites? No I haven't and why is it?" 

Chuckling, "okay I'll tell you" she whispered and explained. "Every woman needs a life partner, whom will watch over her, protect her and support her till the end of time. So no matter your age or who you are, you still need a partner." 

Sitting up properly, Bianca helplessly shook her head. "But it's not in my gene to date anyone right now, because–" placing her hand on her chest, she gave a doleful look and added, "I don't wanna suffer another heartbreak, please feel my pains" 

Patting the top of her head, she chuckled. "I do feel your pains too dear but heartbreaks are also part of life" 

Widening her eyes and mouth in shock, "huh?" Bianca shouted shockingly.

"Uh huh, if you didn't date someone then how do you experience heartbreaks? Or do you just watch them happen in the movies?" 

P.S The cover page don't belong to me.

BREATHLESS [A story that will touch your soul]

"Ouch! Grandma what the hell is this? My ears are red and swollen." Justin winced. 


Shrugging her shoulders, "Bianca said it's funny, so am making it look hilarious." 


"Baby, say something." Justin winced like a baby. 


"I don't know anything that's not funny." 


Widening his eyes, "what? It's a lie, right?" Justin asked fearfully. 


Bursting into laughter, "look at his face, he wants to cry like a baby." Ryan mocked. 


"Baby tell me you are kidding." Justin panicked. 


"Ouch!" He winced harder when granny Mathilda twisted his ears. "Baby say something cool, anything, but something, please." 


"Uhh–am pregnant?" Bianca bit her lower lip. 


Releasing his ears, "aha, that's more like it." Granny Mathilda scoffed. 


Touching his ears, "whew, damn I almost entered hell." Justin breath a sigh of relief. 


"But am jokmmm" swallowing the remaining of her words, when Justin covered her mouth. 


"Shh, my ears, remember?" Justin Pleaded. 


Nodding her head, she made an affirmative sound. 


"Why are you two acting like teletubbies?" Alex laughed. 


"Teletubbies are understatement, dad. They are acting like beauty and the beast." Ryan laughed. 


Narrowing his eyes at Ryan, "really? Beautiful And the beast, Huh? So who's the beast? But I think you are the frog whom always kisses all the Princesses in fairytales." Justin let out a mockery chuckle. 


Alex, Isobel, Kevin, Elsa, Charlotte, Nelly, Phoebe, Bianca and granny Mathilda, laughed in unison. 


Funny and hilarious