1. Astarte/ Ishtar E or EX Luck

Our Dear MC , "Astarte" is in a kind of white space without limit , it's been already 15 minutes since she's dead. 14 minutes and 45 seconds straight there was a certain goddess who laughed about her death as well. She was completely freezing , she's was under the shock , how come her dead it's stupid and improbable.

" HOW COME .. HOW COME YOU DIE LIKE THIS AGAIN !"

The goddess bawling and bailing all over the space.

"You know , i saw all of it " she says while trying to get back and calm herself.

" The numbers of times you avoided your death, but today she's was between your legs " She restarts to laugh

Astarte continue to process and recall what's happened before all of this.

Tonight, she's was in a jovial mood , her work was finished and decided to start her night in one of her favorite bar. In some way ,she ended drunk and found herself in a brothel with two girls and then black out.

Like she said "again" , she sighed and casually sits on the floor waiting for the goddess to come to her senses. The Goddess stop and catches her breath.

"You know , i found that pretty hilarious each times you dies, it's because of women. I don't know if you have E or EX Luck ?"

Astarte growled, the Goddess snickers

" I can list it each times your avoided it , they was these times when you almost took a plane and five hours later the plane crashed or this time or Truck , Bus and Car kun almost hit you 3 times in a row and do Volleyball with your corpse, but you stopped to tie your shoelaces. Escaped thunder , the time you almost tripped over Stairs kun but fortunately for you there were some girl who wanted a back hug with you , furthermore the Sigil who blinded you in the middle of the night and nearly take out in another world but you get up and run in the bathroom cause you had diarrhea they're are more but that's will take too long to tell them all.

'The hell my luck are so bad , at least this time i haven't been stabbed by some obsessive person, it's not like it's the first time but im pissed'

" Where is Ereshkigal, Gil or Enkidu ? They said , they'll will take me on vacation."

"Goldy and his lover , have fun in the underworld and Eresh she's huh"

A annoyed look appears her face

'They must have argued again, whatever as long it is not in my body '

" You have lived much longer than last time, for your umpteenth is not much but, for the recent entertaining i'll give three gifts."

"Wish , you meant"

"No, Gifts " she said while smiling.

Its bad , really bad , when she talk like this while smiling. Something really bad going to happen. I'm not delusional .

" Which dimensions ,Source ,Where,When and Who ?"

I know her, she'll send me in some shitty world's likes those with feudal thoughts , Magical Harem Isekai or there was this time i was in a R-18 World where peoples, have multiple sex and finally the worst of the worst Fictional works aka Mangas , Animes & Novels.

" Eh eh eh, what are you talking about ?, i offers you vacation"

She put an genuine smile on her divin face

'Do she think, she can fool me'

"I have questions ?"

"Tell them "

" What kind of fictional World ? "

" Relaxant "

'I DONT TRUST U I DONT TRUST U I DONT TRUST U I DONT TRUST U I DONT TRUST ! '

" When you spy me like my lives are some reality shows do you enjoyed them ?"

I see, her expression fluctuating, she comes to me and sits and my laps, her crimson eyes rested and lingered even though , we have the same features that face, that wholesome face keep giving me problems. I sight and have resignation on my future .

"All your lives were entertaining for me , that's why "Ishtar " bestow you with gifts, be honored Astarte ."

" What's my others "present " ? I said indifferent

She were not a evil deity but that's doesn't mean she were generous , she's a whimsy and free goddess who did what she wanted to do

" I'll lend you my beloved mace Sita , Limited access to Gil treasures therefore magic and the Mystic eyes of De...

"WAIT! YOU SAID WHAT ? This Shameless Bastard finally let me use his treasures ! "

The bawl heard all over Venus and joyful expression appeared on her , she was ecstatic, she's even through than her ridiculous Death were a dream .

She was so into , she doesn't even take a look or listen to Ishtar and forget she'll be sent somewhere. Ishtar began to be upset.

"YOU LOWLIFE "ME", I SAID I LEND YOU SITA! Why are so excited about Goldy treasure, i have more than him and i don't need his permission.

"Isn't that the treasure u stole back in Uruk."

A long silence take place and an certain goddess was very upset

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Karakura Town, 1984.

'Here , we're arrived'

' Why, im a baby again , don't you have the bodies of dying people around ?'

'No , i don't have this authority here , bear with it. I can't stay here for to long fend for yourself .´

'Come back you didn't even give me the original material source!'

'She must be upset very upset , bc i liked more Gil gift than Sita.'

I tried to lean forward, but that's complicated with this body , even if , he's made of a human and divine essence , it stay the envelope of an baby. I just heard footsteps and voices coming towards me.

"Huh , What is it in front of the clinic, did someone throw garbage here's ?"

I see , a young man with short spiky black hair and brown eyes , we looked each other straight in the eyes for at least 10 seconds without frown , before he answered her

"Someone let a odd and wronged baby in front of the door. "

The other voice exclaimed and approaching , their face appears. That was a young woman in her twenties with mid short brown hair and likewise brown eyes, she's beautiful .

"Oh , she's just like you sometimes Isshin , unfazed , How can someone abandon a baby, the night in this heat he can be dangerous, Get in . "

She said while taking the basket i was, going home. She put the basket on the table and take me .

"Waooh , what a cute baby, even the cutest i've ever seen, she doesn't seem from Japan.

'Of course i am , If you are the avatar of ancients Mesopotamian Divinity and one of them is literally the Goddess of Beaty it's not strange.

Isshin chuckled " I see , pride emanating from her. Masaki , there a little word in the basket with a necklace this said " She's Astarte, she'll change ur fate. Take care of her ps: She's Born the 15 of this month", This brat will change our Fate. But are you sure you want,we can keep her?"

'YOU MUST! , otherwise I'll track and torture you , in the underworld.'

Isshin suddenly felt cold all over him

"I see, aren't we wanted a big fam. Let's beginning with Astarte ". Masaki chuckle and raise me face to her face and give me a joyful smile

"Astarte, Welcome. Im Masaki and him Isshin, we will take care of you."