ch 1 Wishes

In a void, a ball of light was talking to some type of big blurred being.

'Hello mortal I am god, you might be a bit confused right now but I have to break it to you, you're dead. You died due to the mistake of the retarded god of Shopping. As compensation I shall gift you 3 wishes aswell as allowing you to keep your memories and choose a world to be brought to. ' : Says the blurred being.

Mc: 'Welp cranberries, how did that god kill me, I swear if it was because of some dumbass reason I finna bite his ankles.'

God: '...... Well.... he bit another gods ankles in retribution of that god eating his snacks. Then that God's ankle fell from ^@&×€3& onto well... you.'

Mc: 'mo fo, well atleast I get benefits.'

God:'now state your wishes and I forbid you from choosing anything too overpowered or trying to trick I; a god.'

Mc:' Umm, first of all I'd like to go to the world of Genshin Impact 2 weeks before the traveler arrives.'

God: 'Granted

Mc:'ok first wish, I want a very strong pyro vision. I don't want it to just be limited by 1 skill and 1 burst I want to be able to do multiple skills and bursts'

God: 'Granted though you must put in effort towards the skills you want to learn, like how all skills come into being.'

Mc: 'fair enough. So for my 2nd wish I don't want to be noticed by higher beings, like the archons won't know that I'm a reincarnated person '.

God: 'granted I will also make it so no one can get information detrimental to you, like knowledge from Earth, the world being a game, you knowing things about the world no one could realisticly know etc.

Mc: 'Thank you. And for my last wish could I have a system, an Apex legends system'

God: ' A system mmmh I guess I can give you that though I will put a few faults in it.'

Mc: 'haaah thank god, I mean thank you for all of this.'

God: ' It was but a thing I'd do for a mistake from my own brother, that retard 😞. Good luck mortal and have fun.