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Rick Sanchez d-123225 has seen and been through a lot in his long life but seeing Morty his grandson killing his whole family is one of the worst things. And trust him he has seen a glipiglopdop have relationships with a dilioptooshopmopcrop. Eghu. Anyways the reason this happened is quite silly you see…
"MORTY What the actual Fuck"
"W-w-w-hat -summer"
"Did you use grandpa Rick's portal gun"
"N-no"
"OMG You totally did"
"No I d-didn't s-summer"
"Well where is it then if you don't have it"
"He probably got drun-"
"MORTY YOU TURD HOLSTER WHERE IS THE FYCK IS MY PORTAL GUN"
"I-I-I don't know r-rick"
"Yeah sure and hitler had three husbands"
"Did he"
"Morty you fucking idiot of course he did he was a dictator"
"Off topic much but whateve"
"Y-you know what Rick I'm done with this shit"
"Ahhhh"
"Morty wha-" Jerry death
"Ahh Morty why would you kill your da-" Beth 1 death
"Okay Morty time to dial it bac-" Beth 2 death
"MORTY WHAT THE FUCK" summer death
" Morty calm down it's me your grandpa you know the one that loves you"
"Fuck love and fuck you rick"
"He-" Rick death by Morty
"Oh my god what have I done"
"Auggh" Morty death by suicide