Chapter 2 - Budget Birth.
"๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐. ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐."
Wait, what the fuck is all this-
"๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐!"
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๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐: 37 years (Accidental Death)
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Total kill count: 3401 (
Small Fish:940 - 3 points
Medium Fish:242 - 40 points
Big fish: 0 - 300 points
Small Mammels:1162 - 40 points
Medium Mammels:2 - 600 points
Large Mammels:0 - 2400 points
Insects(30 biomass grams is worth 1):1055- 1 point
Same species(Humans):0 - 6200 points
Spirit creatures(anysize):0 - 20,000 points
Divine creatures(any):0 - 1,000,000,000 points
World ender(1+ world):0 - 100,000,000 points
etc.....
) Total value =61,235
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๐๐๐ก๐ข๐๐ฏ๐๐ ๐ญ๐ข๐ญ๐ฅ๐๐ฌ:5(
High school graduate(Complete a full standard highschool education, with no grade exceptions.)=60,000 points
College graduate(Complete a College education and receive any form of qualification document.)= 240,000 points
Engineer(Work as a qualified engineer for over five years, During the time of your work. You must have used engineering knowledge)= 500,000 points
Refined Tantric energy(ERROR- TITLE INVALIDATED BY- title:Chosen By the Goddess)= 0 points
Chosen By the Goddess(You are blessed with the divine energy of the goddess.)= 1,000,000 points
)Total value = 1,800,000
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๐๐๐ซ๐ฆ๐: 1(
Invalidated(Karma is invalided by the title Chosen By the Goddess. All positive and negative karma is removed)= 0 points
)Total value = 0
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๐๐ง๐ก๐๐ซ๐ข๐ญ๐๐ ๐ค๐๐ซ๐ฆ๐: 2(
Incest(Your Great great grandfather impregnated his direct cousin.) = -2 points
Champion Gladiator (Your Great great great great grandfather was undefeated in the arena, His victories were so grand, That even you receive a part of his honor) = 40 points
)total points = 38 points
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๐๐จ๐ญ๐๐ฅ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฆ ๐ฏ๐๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ ๐จ๐ ๐ฅ๐ข๐๐ = Point value * (1 + (0,01*Age))
๐,๐๐๐,๐๐๐ = 1,861,273 * 1.37
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"๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐. ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐."
My head is killing me. At least killing me more, than i already am. All the information has been shoved in my head. Much like a lazy child would shove his cloths under the bed to avoid folding them.
"Agh" Its really uncomfortable. Trying to make sense of what was Forced inside my mind. Your telling me that i should have kille-
"๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐"
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๐๐จ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ก๐จ๐ข๐๐: 1(
Sexual world(A world fully centered around creating and fostering great tantric energy. Only available Choice because of the title Chosen By the Goddess) = Cost 150,000 points
)
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๐๐ญ๐๐ฆ๐ฌ: virtually infinite{ Insert choice here and method of reception in the world.}
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๐๐ฉ๐๐๐ข๐๐ฌ: 600 {Only humanoid choices. For others, you must choose for it specifically}(
Humans(What you were. You also receive a 50% discount for re-choosing) 260,000/2= cost 130,000 points
Elf(pointy ears, thin and slightly magical) = cost 600,000 points
Orc(Big, mean, Giant cock and Ready for sex from birth) = cost 30,000 points
Bugbear(Really stupid, but compensates with a strong body.)= cost 50,000 points
etc...
)
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๐๐ง๐ง๐๐ญ๐ ๐ญ๐๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ญ {Locked until you choose species}
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๐๐ง๐จ๐ฐ๐ฅ๐๐๐ ๐: Infinite choices(
Minor world history = cost 1,000 points
Common Central-land language= cost 80,000 points
wood working = cost 43,000 points
Arcane-craft (Fire element 3rd circle) = cost 800,000 points
Arcane theory= Cost 650,000 points
etc....
)
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"TITLE CHOSEN BY THE GODDESS HAS PICKED EVERYTHING FOR YOU. CURRENTLY YOU HAVE 31 POINTS LEFT. THEY WILL BE LEFT FOR YOUR NEXT AFTER LIFE. YOU WILL NOW BE REBORN. PREPARE FOR TRANSPORT. GOOD LUCK"
"Wait, i dont even get to decid-"
Wooosh* just like i was brought here. I got pulled away. The whitespace was not a long stay, but i already miss it. Stars come in my sight. Turning into lines. Accentuating the speed that i am moving. Cosomo-express. The fastest moving company in existence.
It seems like i am slowing down, Is that the world. It looks just like my world, but there is a pinkish hue on the edges of the planet. The continents are also malformed. Obviously an alien world.
Woosh* My time spent admiring the world was cut short. Pulled into a dark space. a physical shock stops me. The jarring sensation of not having and then suddenly having a physical body is very odd. i almost got used to being a ghost.
A loud heart beat and pitch black darkness, is the only feature of the place i am in. Considering the previous situation. i am probable inside the womb. WAIT if i am inside the womb, then what species am i. I could be anything, i cant see my body from this darkness.
Okay maybe if i reach down and touch my touch my body to make sure i have all the parts. Okay i have 5 fingers on each hand. Thats a good sign. 2 eyes 1 nose. Normalish mouth. Moment of truth. Touching the ears aannd they are also normal. Oh i also have my dick, which is also good. Considering that its just a little baby dick. i cant be one of the orcs or similar creature.
Slightly placated, The most i can do now is wait and see what species i wake up as. I also dont have some foreign knowledge to parse through. What did the goddess spend all my points on. How far along is my "mom" in her pregnancy. Man thats alot of questions and Absolutely no answers. I also didnt realize how exhausted i am. Ill just take a quick nap,
๐ ๐ฆ๐จ๐ง๐ญ๐ก ๐ฅ๐๐ญ๐๐ซ.
"Mekal Orfa ne PUUF" "Puuf, Puuf, ORFA PUUUUUF" I feel the walls pushing me out. The liquid that i didnt realize was there was drained. The people on the other side are speaking a language that i dont understand. I just need to leave through, the hole and i am will finally be free. Light hits my eyes for the first time and i finally get to see how i look.
"WAAAAH" Baby sounds*
"FUCK YEA, i am not some kind of monster" Weirdo sounds*