Life Crisis

"Hurry up and give me the money!"

Nanako's white and soft little hand reached out in front of Naoki.

The little Nanako in the maid outfit raised her face, and under the beautiful angelic smile, the demon soul was clearly hidden.

(Ha ha ha ha--)

(See what you're doing now?)

(Now the title of perverted pedophile can't be removed, right?)

(It's good to be alone and die alone, don't think about getting close to other girls!)

"Eh?" Yotsuba finally regained his senses "A-Asakawa-san, what do you mean by sleep and money?"

"It means literally." Nanako showed an innocent and stupid expression, and said softly, "Onii-chan said that as long as I sleep with him, he can give me a lot of pocket money."

"You misunderstood, it was actually…"

Rin still wanted to help explain, Nanjo gently tugged at her, and his eyes signaled calm.

"Asakawa-san is going too far."

Yotsuba looked at Naoki with a serious expression.

"Hmph, perverted Asakawa, prepare to be scolded as a perverted pedophile, bastard!" The corners of Nanako's lips lifted slightly, revealing a satisfied smile.

"1000 yen is too little." Yotsuba looked at Nanako who was dressed as a maid, her eyes were full of shining stars, and her voice was clear, "I'm willing to pay 10,000 yen to let Yuki-chan sleep with me..."

Nanako opened her eyes wide, and a smile suddenly froze on her face.

(...Did I say it wrong?)

(The pervert Asakawa asked elementary school students to sleep with him. Even if you didn't call the police to arrest him, you should have spit on him, right?)

(Why pay a higher price to buy the right to sleep with me!)

Nanako hurriedly looked at Yotsuba, this girl's brain circuit with a smile and vitality seemed to be different from ordinary people.

(What happened?)

Nanako was very surprised.

(Have you ever heard that high school boys let elementary school students sleep together so quietly?)

(Or have the people of this world been indifferent to this point?)

"Don't make trouble."

Naoki finally opened his mouth and said in a casual tone, "Even if you use this method, your allowance won't go up anymore."

"Hah?" Nanako looked up "What are you talking about?"

"Sorry to bother you." Naoki looked at Miku with no guilt on his face "This is my neighbor's kid, who likes to play with people..."

How do detectives usually solve cases?

His eyes averted, and at first glance it was you.

The logic is simple, if you didn't commit a crime, why did you run away with a guilty conscience?

In ancient times, the arrest of criminals did not pay attention to evidence. There have been many cases of subjugation and false testimony. People who saw clearly and solved cases like gods were strangers.

Naoki had learned criminal skills, and the first conclusion he came to was to be innocent, at least not to show an expression of guilt.

For example just now, because his expression was too calm, Miku and Yotsuba wouldn't suspect that he was a pedophile. If he panicked and took out his wallet to pay Nanako, he would fall into a trap instead.

"Not looking cute, but actually having a bad temper." Naoki reached out his right hand, pressed Nanako's head, and gently stroked it.

"You dare touch my head!"

Nanako gritted her teeth and punched.

"She likes to get angry at every turn, and she has the same personality as Nino." Naoki withdrew his hand and calmly changed the subject.

"Nino, she gets most angry when she sees Asakawa-san." Yotsuba showed a bright smile and immediately forgot about the matter, "She usually doesn't like to be angry."

Miku was playing with her cellphone secretly, the girl in front of her was only a 7 or 8 year old elementary school student, so she didn't have to worry about her at all.

Naoki looked down.

Four eyes facing each other.

Nanako suddenly understood Naoki's eyes.

"...you lose."

"Bastard bastard bastard!"

Nanako clenched her fists tightly, and the little hair on top of her head stood up angrily: "I swear to you and I will never make peace!!"

After solving the "Sleeping with elementary school students" crisis, it was shopping time, and Yotsuba and Miku followed suit.

Naoki didn't have to worry about buying clothes, Nanako bought a set of regular schoolgirl skirts, then went to the fitting room and immediately changed into the maid outfit.

"Why do you want to change clothes?" Yotsuba was quite disappointed, "Obviously maid clothes are cuter."

Of course because there are too many pedophiles in this country! It's disgusting to be stared at by strange eyes while walking on the street!

"If you like, you can buy a set and wear it yourself." Naoki's eyes fell on Yotsuba's chest for a few seconds, "You have to wear it really well."

"I really haven't put on a maid outfit yet." Yotsuba tilted his head and thought for a moment, then looked at Miku, "Should we buy the maid clothes back?"

"Don't want to."

Miku refuses.

"Try." Yotsuba pleaded, "No need to be shy, there are often people wearing maid costumes handing out flyers at the cafe entrance."

"Use yourself." Miku didn't budge, "Don't drag me."

"But wearing it alone would embarrass me."

"Wouldn't the two of you be ashamed?"

"Sure you can, happiness can be shared, and shame can also be." Yotsuba lifted his chin and said in a clear voice "If two people wear it together, half of the shame will be shared with you, so naturally. I will not be ashamed."

"Two shames can't be shared at all, can they?" Naoki couldn't help but say, "You have a distinctive concept."

"Asakawa-san." Yotsuba turned his head "Do you want to see me and Miku in maid costumes?"

What is a maid outfit?

I even saw Nino wearing only underwear in the bathroom!

What's the difference between an ordinary maid outfit and a two-dimensional beauty that only changes the vertical image data and doesn't add any attributes? As a pragmatist, of course I don't want to!

"Look Miku." Yotsuba turned on the famous detective mode, and said with a serious expression, "Asakawa-san paused for two seconds before answering, obviously he was thinking about it."

"Uhhh—"

Miku puffed out her cheeks, looked at Naoki angrily, her face slightly reddened, "Let's go home."

"Miku-nee." Rin, who was eating ice cream, hurriedly said, "It's still early, and there's nothing to do on the weekend, why don't we play together?"

Miku showed hesitation, she actually wanted to go home and play a game, but after all, it was an invitation from Asakawa's reckless little sister...

"Miku-nee, let's go."

Rin hugged Miku's arm, turning to look at Naoki "Nii-chan, so that in the future you won't die alone, but I'm heartbroken, come back and give me some pocket money!"

Naoki expressionless: "I won't give you 100 yen."

...

Game Center is near a shopping mall. Naoki and his entourage made their way there in no time.

"Eh, there's actually a competition?"