Calling Onee-san

"Asakawa, you agree to stay with me forever?"

"We just finished our date, why did you turn around and live with Miku!"

"Having mindless sex at first and leaving a woman, that's the worst of men."

"Asakawa-kun, what about the child in my womb?"

"So… Among the five of us, who would you choose?"

Seeing the five sisters pushing together, Naoki only felt that his life was over.

Why?

Why be like this?

The timeline was contacted a year ago...wrong, it was an hour ago.

"I'm so tired…" Yotsuba was lying on the table, the cute green hair accessory on his head withered, and he said pitifully, "Asakawa-san, can I rest?"

"Can not."

Naoki's voice sounded cruel.

"But it's been a long time, what should I do if I keep falling apart?"

"You underestimate human endurance, it's only an hour, and it's still far from your limit."

"Asakawa-kun, I can't do that either." Ichika's pitiful voice rang out, "You will be very gentle when you need something, and I can't even complain when you enter something rudely."

"That's right." Yotsuba hugged his head with both hands "I feel dizzy inside my head, and I can't even remember my own name."

"You two don't say things that are easily misunderstood!"

Itsuki blushed quite a bit, he couldn't stop himself from screaming "It's just studying, it's not that bad!"

"Eh?" Ichika blinked, stretched out her finger and lightly tapped her lips, "Obviously I'm just expressing my true feelings, where's the dirty one?"

Itsuki bit his pink lips: "You…you know it yourself!"

"I am not sure."

"Reckless Asakawa." Miku came closer and whispered "Everyone's tired, why don't you rest for a bit?"

"It's not that you're tired, you're obviously too weak." Naoki could only complain.

After only one lesson, attention begins to lose its mind quickly. One by one, they turned into salted fish. It's no different than a writer who would fall into anchovies mode after writing 2,000 words.

"10 minute break." Naoki crossed his arms, "After that continue."

"I finally rested?"

Yotsuba's eyes lit up, he stood up quickly, raised his hands above his head and stretched his waist, revealing his curvaceous figure, and the subtle gravitational force made Naoki's gaze drop thirty centimeters.

"Ugh-"

As soon as Naoki looked away, he saw Miku puffing out her cheeks and her eyes were filled with disgust.

"Pervert Asakawa."

"I'm not a pervert."

The evil Asakawa who likes to stare at girls' chests."

"Everything." Yotsuba opened his backpack and took out a box of board games, "Let's play a game together?"

"This is a very popular board game recently. When I was helping out at the basketball club, I heard a lot of people discussing it."

"On the way here, I thought Asakawa-san was lying on the bed with a pale face and dying…"

"IM dying?" Naoki's face darkened, "Wait a minute, copy this idiom for me a hundred times!"

If you don't know how to use an idiom, don't use it carelessly, God wants to hit people when they hear it!

"This is too much." Yotsuba puffed out her cheeks, "I bought a special game for you because I was worried that Asakawa-san would be sick and lonely alone, and you even punished me for copying idioms, and I didn't know you weren't a good person."

"Is this a board game?" Naoki said with an expressionless face, "Do you want to play it for me, or do you want to play it yourself?"

"Haha... Don't mind such trifles." Yotsuba tilted his head to show his cuteness, tried to break free, and opened the box, "This is a board game of war!"

Naoki picked up the manual, quickly read the rules of the game, and said wordlessly, "This is a board game for women."

"What's wrong with women?"

Nino folded his arms across his chest and looked at Naoki with disdain, "Some people are still looking... Kyaaa!"

A scream suddenly sounded.

"Nino, what's wrong with you?" Itsuki looked confused.

"That is not important!"

Nino gritted his teeth and took a deep breath. The black butterfly in her hair slightly trembled with her breath, and said. "I just got bitten by an insect!"

"Hah?" A row of question marks appeared above Itsuki's head, "Where did that bug come from?"

"Asakawa bastard!"

Nino stretched out his right hand and immediately pinched Naoki's waist, and said with embarrassment and annoyance, "How dare you pinch my thigh?!"

"Just touch, not pinch." Naoki replied, "You are too reactive."

You big bastard! Any girl would be shocked when someone touched her thighs all of a sudden!

"Last night's account has not been settled with you, but you dare to make further progress, you are dead!"

Nino used his hands to punish Naoki by using his untrained lobster claw skills.

Naoki gently pulled the corners of his mouth, of course he wouldn't sit still and let Nino bully him, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Nino's hand in his.

Nino's movements froze, and the blush on his face became even redder, "Bastard, let me go!"

"No, pinch me if you have the ability, but you can try yourself if you have the ability."

"You ..."

"Nino, are you okay?" Itsuki's confused voice sounded again.

"No, it's okay..."

If everyone found himself and that bastard Asakawa tugging at each other, he couldn't do anything about it.

"Your face looks a little weird, is there any discomfort?"

"No… um!"

Nino took a deep breath, and the tiny veins on his forehead were throbbing.

"Bastard, bastard, bastard! How dare you stroke my palm!!"

"Everyone understands the rules of the game, right?" Yotsuba asked.

"Understood."

"Let's play a game..."

"I have something to say." Naoki raised his hand.

Yotsuba looked curious: "What will Asakawa-san say?"

"I want to change positions." Naoki stood up, pointed at Nino, and said, "Nino wants to bully me."

Nino opened his eyes and his anger exploded instantly. If he had the Uchiha bloodline, he would probably have opened his Mangeky Sharingan in his eyes right now, "How dare you dare to be a victim?!"

Yotsuba imitated Naoki, crossed his arms, wore a thoughtful expression, and quickly said, "That's right, I'll change positions with you."

"Come here Asagawa-kun." Ichika patted the table and said with a smile, "Sit next to Onee-san."

"Eh, Onee-san?"

Miku was surprised and looked curious.

"Un, I just found out yesterday that Asakawa-kun's birthday is in June, a month younger than us."

"Eh, so we are still Onee-san Asakawa?" Yotsuba opened his eyes wide.

Itsuki was curious: "Asakawa-san looks so mature, I always thought she was older than us."

"Onee-san…" Miku's eyes lit up, she turned to look at Naoki.

"What?"

Naoki expressionless: "Don't expect me to call you Onee-san."

Miku turned her head guiltily: "I didn't say…"

You can't hide the look in your eyes expecting others to call you Onee-san!

Boys and girls really can't understand each other...

Compared to girls, boys just want to hear people call him daddy.