Master Darwin's Exorcism

On the telephone pole of a dim streetlight, stood a patient with pink eyes with pale skin, a thin build, two canines visible in the corners of his mouth, and cat-like eyes with vertical pupils.

"Sucking, sucking blood…"

Ichika's face was pale, and when she faced her inner fear, she almost cried like a Yotsuba, holding her head and crouching down.

Naoki had a serious expression: "Scientific research has shown that only pink eye patients like to play magic."

Nino couldn't help but complain: "Then why did you turn around and run?"

Naoki said while running: "The weather is a little cold, I warmed up by running."

"Bah, you were obviously scared, right?"

"This is called strategic retreat, read more books and talk less."

"You two, stop fighting." Itsuki's panicked voice rang out, "That vampire is chasing!"

Naoki turned his head and the pink-eyed patient who was standing on the telephone pole just now flew with open arms, but the speed was a bit slow, and it felt like a real kite.

Seeing Ichika's legs were weak, panting and unable to run, Naoki carried Ichika on his shoulders.

"Eh?"

Ichika hurriedly hugged Naoki's neck and couldn't help but sigh in relief, "Thank you Asakawa-kun."

"I will experiment with you." Naoki said while running.

"What!"

An embarrassed voice suddenly sounded.

"Ichika, are you okay?" Miku looks nervous.

"It doesn't matter..."

Ichika stretched out her hand to cover her skirt, her face reddened, and she hurriedly shook her head.

It's enough to carry yourself on your shoulders, but you actually put your hand inside my skirt and touch my ass?

Dirty! Hentai! obscene! Not acceptable!

Now wasn't the time to be doing that sort of thing, at least until...

"The experiment failed."

Naoki turned his head to look at the pink eye patient in the air, and quickly came to a conclusion.

This pink eye patient that was only manifested by Ichika's subconscious won't go away due to Ichika's emotional agitation.

"There's a bookstore out front." Nino's eyes lit up and she said quickly, "Come on in and find a Bible!"

Hey, you ignorant hypocrite! Even in the movie, the exorcism "Bible" requires the exorcist to read the appropriate passages. Even if you are given a Bible, you don't even know where to read it!

Right now, it's better to treat it like a regular red eye patient, take out the anti-wolf spray in your school bag, and spray it directly on him!

They rushed to the bookstore in a panic, the lights were on, but it was empty, and books were scattered on the ground.

"Everyone, I found it!"

Yotsuba's surprised scream rang out.

Naoki saw prestige and looked at the "Bible" held by Yotsuba's right hand, and couldn't help but say, "Which shop clerk would put this kind of book on the shelf of popular light novels!"

"Asakawa-san, don't say weird things this time!"

The five sisters were the same as before, under the distortion of the long-dead Logic, they immediately ignored Naoki's complaints, and then held a Bible in their hands and held it in their chests.

Dark shadows fell from the sky.

The glass on the bookstore door was shattered and scattered everywhere.

The patient with pink eyes with pale face and dry body, with symptoms of malnutrition, entered silently.

Naoki finally figured out where that subtle sense of disobedience came from.

Before the light was too dark to see clearly, the robe on this pink eye patient was actually an Akatsuki red cloud jacket with a black base.

The Akatsuki organization jacket on his body is too dramatic!

"Evil spirits retreat!"

Nino mustered up the courage, pushed the Bible in his hands, closed his eyes, and shouted loudly.

The pink eye patient was wrapped in a jacket, and he continued walking without stopping for a minute.

"The Bible is useless."

The five sisters suddenly panicked.

"What should we do?"

"Quickly get some garlic and salt."

"I heard that peach wood swords and copper coins can also exorcise demons."

"You're out of the way."

Naoki took out a book from the bookshelf and moved in front of the pink eye patient.

The vampire who was just not afraid, suddenly panicked, a scream of fear escaped his mouth, and he quickly retreated back trembling.

"What did Asakawa-san take?"

The five sisters breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at Naoki one after another.

Ichika: "This is actually the "Origin of Species"?"

Nino: "The author seems to be a bearded man named Darwin?"

Miku: "I know, natural selection, survival of the fittest, Asakawa-san teaches us."

Yotsuba: "Why are vampires afraid of books like this?"

Itsuki: "It's gone, the meat bun in the school bag is gone..."

"Theocracy is dead, and now is the age of Scientology."

Naoki handed the book to Ichika with his fingers crossed, his expression serious, "Do you think this is just "Origin of Species"?"

"Wrong, it's still a guide to eating creatures on Earth."

Apart from being a biologist and traveler, Darwin was also a top culinary expert.

The person who ate the most types of game in the world was not Lord Pei, and Darwin, who was buried next to Newton!

Owl, puma, Sumatran tortoise, llama, agouti, all the wild animals in "Origin of Species" have been eaten by him, and he is really the editor of the earth recipe, so this book is also known as the earth recipe, all the wild animals tremble when they saw it! If the vampire didn't run away, he would also join the sumptuous collection of Earth Recipes!

Itsuki's eyes brightened: "Sounds really strong."

"Don't think about it." Naoki looked serious, "It is everyone's responsibility to ban the consumption of wild animals and protect the world."

...

Using the "Origin of Species" to exorcise demons successfully, the dream is not over, the five twins refuse to stay in the bookstore to read books, and want to go to continue the adventure. Naoki wanted to stay, but unfortunately he was immediately pulled by the five twins.

"There's a convenience store over there." Itsuki's eyes lit up, "Let's go buy some meat buns?"

There is no setting like the value of hunger in a dream. How much you love meat buns, and you will never forget them!

Ichika: "I'm really hungry and want to eat takoyaki."

Nino: "I want to eat tonkatsu."

Miku: "I want to eat volcano beef."

Yotsuba: "Ramen is the best."

You've just been chased by a vampire, and as soon as you hear the food, you immediately forget about the other party. You foodies are too real.

Go to a convenience store.

The shop was empty, just a mess of merchandise.

"Is it like eating in a dream?"

Naoki was curious, took a plate of chocolate from the shelf, tore off the wrapper, broke a piece, and threw it in his mouth, and quickly understood what it meant to taste the same thing.

"I really can't taste the taste…"