Lu Tijuan punching Zhang Fei

Monday.

As autumn deepens, morning temperatures drop.

When Naoki woke up, he could clearly feel the refreshing coolness in the air.

After taking a shower, he only ate a piece of bread for breakfast. Naoki took his school bag and went to school.

On the way, two very familiar figures appeared in his eyes.

A girl of very petite stature was carrying a large backpack, but it was a pity that she was not wearing a little yellow hat, otherwise she would have become a proper elementary school student.

Needless to say, the other girl is Furuhashi.

"Ogatha, good morning."

Naoki took a few quick steps and chased after him.

"Asakawa-san, good morning."

Ogata raised his little face and looked.

Naoki looked at Furuhashi and said indifferently, "Furuhashi, good morning."

The smile on Furuhashi's face quickly faded, she turned his head to look elsewhere, and said reluctantly:

"Good morning."

On a Saturday afternoon by the river, Naoki literally said "I want it all" with dignity. How dare!

This wasn't the feudal era, and normal people wouldn't agree to that sort of thing!

Even in Arab countries, one can marry up to four wives, and Nakano-san and the others add up to five!

After Furuhashi came to his senses, the more she thought about it, the sadder she got

It's a big deal to be single all his life.

After all, there are so many single people in this country, there's no problem with having one more single life of your own!

"Yesterday lack of rest?" Naoki looked at Furuhashi. "There are actually two dark circles under your eyes."

"You are good to say."

Furuhashi turned her head and glared at Naoki.

Who do you think those dark circles are because of?

If it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have insomnia and sleep well!

"Is it because Fumino was too tired from the school trip?" Ogata lifted his face, "Fumino can ask Asakawa-san to help with the massage. During the school trip, I couldn't sleep well every night…"

Furuhashi asked: "Is it because there are too many people?"

During a school trip, six girls sleep in one room.

Don't think that girls sleep very quietly at night, some people grind their teeth, some people like to talk in their sleep, and there are many people chatting and playing with their mobile phones.

Furuhashi had never met his classmate who sleepwalked, but she heard that some girls snore when they sleep at night...

Ogata continued: "When I came back on Friday, I asked Asakawa-san to massage my shoulders. It is very comfortable to sleep at night, and it dawns as soon as I open my eyes. mom said it was good after she tried it."

"Ehhh?" Furuhashi opened her eyes in surprise and said, "What did Asakawa-san do to Auntie?"

"Of course it's a massage, otherwise what else?" Naoki looked at Furuhashi and said confidently "I was massaging my aunt in front of Ogata, don't worry, I'm a person with an underscore."

Furuhashi was annoyed, and complained:

"Sorry, I can't see where your bottom line is at all."

If you really had a bottom line, you wouldn't overdo stuff like that!

Ogata strongly suggested: "If Fumino can't sleep well, let Asakawa-san give you a massage."

"Not." Furuhashi turned her head away, her hair fluttering in the wind, "I don't have a sore shoulder, so I don't need a massage at all."

"It doesn't matter if the shoulder doesn't hurt." Naoki raised his right hand and suggested himself, "I just took a massage course, and have no problem with the full body massage, want to give it a try? "

Furuhashi glared at him shyly: "Don't even think about it!"

Just massaging the shoulders would be fine, think of a full body massage, and he wouldn't agree to do that sort of thing.

Ogata raised his hand and pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose, eager to try:

"I want a massage."

"Ri-Ricchan?" Furuhashi hurriedly turned his head, "Don't agree to such an outrageous thing!"

Ogata tilted his head and said in a confused tone, "Isn't massage a very serious massage program?"

Furuhashi was speechless.

She really wanted to say something rude, but unfortunately in front of Ogata, she couldn't say it at all.

Ogata recalls:

"I remember when I was little, mom often asked dad to do essential oil massage, saying that it can relax the body and relieve fatigue, I want to help."

Of course they won't let you help!

Furuhashi complained in his heart, this kind of thing shouldn't tell you!

Ogatha continued: "So I wanted to know how an essential oil massage feels like."

Furuhashi dropped a drop of cold sweat on his head, covered his mouth and coughed, "Ricchan, that kind of thing is too early for us… Studying is all that matters now! "

"Studying also requires a combination of work and rest."

Naoki said earnestly: "Ogata is right, massage does have many benefits to the human body, and it is much better than the therapeutic effect of hot water fish."

"Also, full body massage is a nationally certified formal therapy program, and the work of massage therapists is reasonable and legal."

Furuhashi glared at Naoki: "You're not a massage practitioner, so it's not appropriate to massage others, right?"

Naoki smoothed his neckline: "Since you said that, I will be skipping class today."

"Eh?"

"Go get the massage master qualification certificate now."

....

Talking all the way, subconsciously walked to the school gate.

Naoki was about to go to class, when Ogata lightly grabbed his sleeve: "Asakawa-san, go to the clubroom."

Naoki was surprised: "Chemistry?"

"Yes." Ogata nodded "Let's play a game for a bit."

The chemistry club isn't a place for games, Sekijou will cry!

...

After a while.

Complex building.

"Rizu-san, good morning."

Seeing Ogata who knocked on the door and entered, Sekijou suddenly became happy.

Ogata put down his school bag: "Sawako, let's play a game together?"

Sekijou didn't hesitate or hesitate at all, and only agreed: "Okay, I haven't played for a long time, I just want to play together."

Naoki quickly confirmed one thing.

As long as it makes Ogata happy and plays games in the chemistry club, there's no problem at all.

....

After two rounds of play, everyone dispersed.

Naoki entered the classroom through the back door, put down his school bag, and looked at the adjacent desk.

Itsuki hasn't gone to school yet.

Today is another late day.

It wasn't until the morning reading class bell rang that Itsuki ran inside.

"Huh, dangerous." Itsuki quickly sat up, clutched his chest, and breathed a sigh of relief, "I was almost late."

Bored Naoki and Itsuki: "It's not too cold to wake up? Is Ichika hard to wake up? "

"That's not Ichika." Itsuki whispered, "It's Miku."

Naoki surprised: "Miku ?"

Unexpectedly, Miku was the reason for being late.

"That's not too late..." Itsuki held the book in front of her, showing only a pair of eyes, and hesitantly said, "It's because I ate too much cold drink, I accidentally caught a cold, I can't tell, Sensei came in."

The first class is Chinese.

The Chinese teacher is a middle-aged uncle in his forties. He had two major midlife crises, baldness and weight gain.

But compared to the math teacher who is strict and serious, and who easily falls asleep in class, the Chinese teacher is very popular. The lecture content is funny.

Naoki is quite skeptical that the Chinese Teacher will be a keyboard warrior when he comes home from work.

"At the Water Margin, when a hero came out to eat, he opened his mouth and asked the shop to serve two kilograms of beef. It's often said now that the ancients didn't kill cattle, so there's no way that shop was selling beef." The Chinese teacher said calmly and pushed up his glasses. "Not really."

"Many countries in ancient times did use laws to prohibit people from slaughtering cows without permission, but there is no problem with legally allowing cows to be slaughtered. Otherwise, the cook would have been sentenced to death a long time ago."

Itsuki wondered: "What's with the kitchen knife?"

"Sensei is telling a bad joke." Naoki sighed "Actually he said that cooking was a good way to get rid of cattle."

Paoding is actually a profession. In ancient times, it was called chef. After spreading to Japan, it gradually developed into an exclusive name for kitchen knives, and the writing method also became Paoding.

"It turned out to be an idiom." Itsuki patted his forehead, and suddenly found a blind spot, "Wait a minute, Paoding is so skilled for killing so many, how come there are so many cows to train ?"

"Because the ancients killed many cows." Naoki looked at Itsuki "What do you think the bowstrings of ancient bows and arrows were made of?"

"I think I've seen..." Itsuki thought seriously, "I think..beef tendon?"

"Yeah, it's beef tendon."

The tendon has been removed, can the cow still live?

Of course not alive!

In fact, not only beef tendon, but also beef hide is a very important strategic material. In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhuge Liang used a blown oxhide to cross the river, regardless of whether it is true or not, but in ancient times, there were many oxhide armor.

Like in the movies, everyone wears dozens of pounds of armor to fight, that's impossible.

The ancients were malnourished, thin and small, wearing tens of pounds of armor. Not to mention fighting, they can't run. The cowhide armor is the original armor of the ancients.

Paoding was able to do that with perfect practice, and could slaughter as many as 80 head of cattle. He was definitely no ordinary chef. His identity is likely to be a soldier in the ancient army specifically responsible for slaughtering livestock. After retiring from the army, he turned into a soldier!

On the podium.

The Chinese teacher continued to speak in an unhurried voice:

"Li Taibai once said that cooking lamb and slaughtering cows is fun, and he must drink three hundred cups and slaughter cows generously. The reason for Du Fu's death was because he had been poor for days, hungry and thirsty. When someone brought some delicious wine and beef, Du Fu accidentally ate too much, and as a result, he fell ill and died..."

"Eh?" Itsuki turned pale with shock, and the ahoge hair on top of his head shook with shock, "Did Du Fu die?"

Naoki pressed his brows: "Sensei said that he will survive the disease, not die."

If the cause of death of a generation of poets is to eat too much beef and die, the ending will be too sad!

"From ancient times to now, the custom of eating beef is very popular." The Chinese teacher drank a mouthful of wolfberry insulating tea, "So, if you travel back to ancient times, you can rest assured and boldly let Xiao Er eat two kilograms of beef."

The students immediately started complaining.

"It's okay to eat beef, the problem is that two pounds of beef is too much?"

"That's right."

"When you eat beef, you have to drink alcohol, as well as other vegetables and rice. After eating, I'm afraid you don't need to eat four or five pounds of food."

"Does anyone really eat that much?"

"People can't, at least they shouldn't."

Naoki heard the discussion and turned to Itsuki.

Who says people can't eat two pounds of beef?

Real examples are all around you! Not to mention two pounds of beef, if Itsuki ate three pounds of beef, he would be fine.

Itsuki's face turned red, she looked at Naoki: "Those eyes make me angry, don't look at me."

...

A Chinese language class finished in a hurry.

It's time to rest soon.

Naoki and the girls in front of Itsuki chatted about gossip about Lin Chong, the head of the leopard.

"Lin Chong is the trainer of the 800,000 Imperial Army, a big official, why does his wife swallow her voice when she is bullied?"

"Yeah, it's too useless."

Itsuki naturally joined the gossip group: "There should be a big family to take care of, so he can only bear the brunt of the humiliation?"

Naoki looked at Itsuki in surprise

Itsuki said with dissatisfaction: "I feel like you are calling me an idiot in your heart."

"I do not."

"Obviously, the eyes have betrayed you."

Naoki closed the book and said casually, "No matter how many forbidden troops there are, it has nothing to do with Lin Chong. The instructor was not a general and had no orders. If you have to say, the identity is similar to the low-level technical personnel in the army, at most it is a petty officer. It is really incomparable to Gao Yanei."

The girl sitting in front of Itsuki turned to look around and asked suspiciously, "Is this really the case?"

"It sounds very strong, but there are actually a lot of weak positions." Naoki nodded "For example, General Dahan, what kind of official do you think he is?"

A girl asked curiously, "General of the Han Dynasty?"

Naoki shook his head: "This is the official position in the Ming Dynasty. This has nothing to do with the generals galloping on the battlefield. These are the emperor's bodyguards and honor guards."

If the rebel army can really reach the emperor, the dynasty is on the verge of collapse, so general Dahan is nominally a bodyguard, but his main job is actually an honor guard.

When the emperor goes on patrol or goes to court, the Han general holds the flag in his hand and is responsible for following the emperor.

Itsuki could only ask: "How does that sound like 'Rolling Shutter General' in Journey to the West?"

Naoki looks at Itsuki: "Be confident and delete the picture."

"The coach of the 800,000 Imperial Army can only bully people, but it is actually very small." Naoki spread his hands, "You'd better discuss Lu Zhishen, if Zhang Fei is replaced by Lu Zhishen, and the two of them fight, who wins and who loses.."

...

Lunch break.

After the bell for the end of class rang, as the teacher announced the end of class, Itsuki quickly closed the book, threw it into the hole in the desk, got up and left, all at once.

Nothing could hinder Itsuki's determination to go to the cafeteria.

Naoki unhurriedly fell behind, walked down the corridor, looked at the classroom next door, and waited for Miku to come out to eat.