Poligamy is evil

"Wait." Nino took out his cell phone, "I'll call Ichika first."

The call connected quickly.

"Ichika, when are you coming back?"

Out of the Quintuplets, Nino is the most obsessed with keeping the family neat and clean.

Ichika: "I'll be right back."

Nino: "How fast is that fast?"

The sound of opening and closing the door came from the direction of the entrance, and then Ichika stuck out her face with a bright smile: "I'm back."

Nino hung up the phone and couldn't help complaining:

"Since you're at the door, don't pick up the phone."

"What if you are in a hurry?" Ichika's expression was innocent "For example, let me bring a bottle of soy sauce. If I don't answer the phone, I have to go again."

Nino said, "You can leave the task to the Yotsuba."

"It's too much." The Yotsuba complained, "Why is it my business to run errands?"

Naoki looked at Yotsuba: "Because you are the fastest, Miku can't do a full lap?"

"Reckless Asakawa, Harakiri!" Miku was playing the mobile game Uma Musume, and when she heard this, she became displeased, "I'm not that slow."

Naoki spoke with facts: "When participating in the marathon, the Yotsuba surpassed you by more than one lap."

"Asakawa-kun, good night." Ichika looked at Naoki. "It's already dark outside, and you haven't been back this late. You promised to stay here?"

"Cough cough..." Itsuki who was eating the meat bun suddenly coughed, his face slightly reddened, and she turned his head with a guilty conscience, "What does this have to do with me..."

Naoki said firmly "Don't bully Itsuki."

Miku was speechless.

The thief screams to catch the thief, the one who really bullies Itsuki is definitely you!

"I'm so tired, my shoulders are so uncomfortable." Ichika tapped her lightly on the shoulder "Asakawa-kun, I'll take a shower first, you massage me later."

"Let's talk about post-meal massages." Nino said bravely, "Stupid Asakawa, go to the kitchen to cook."

Naoki raised his right hand: "I want to sit and enjoy success like Itsuki."

"Don't try to be lazy." Nino said, "Come here to help quickly."

Walking into the kitchen, Nino took out a special towel, wrapped his hair, and started giving assignments: "Wash the green peppers."

"Yes."

"And onions, wash and chop."

"Yes."

"The rice has to be cooked too, don't cook too much, otherwise it won't be enough to eat Itsuki."

Naoki stared at Nino silently: "Your job is to watch over me?"

"Of course not." Nino had a small satisfied smile on his lips, "Do you understand the division of labor and cooperation, I am in charge, you are the duty, I have the final say in the kitchen, you have to listen to me."

"Makes sense." Naoki nodded lightly, put the washed green peppers on the cutting board, wiped his hands, and turned to Nino, "Just doing chores is too boring, do you want to do something interesting?"

"What are you doing?"

Nino took half a step back, his aura weakened, and his voice was a little nervous:

"Don't mess around, what should I do if they see it?"

What are you talking about, it's just funny stuff, I'm not trying to bully you in the kitchen!

Naoki looks serious: "Actually playing together is more fun."

"What?"

Nino was stunned, and his fists clenched.

Still want to play together?

You actually dare to say that!

Naoki was fearless and asked, "How do you spell the English word for tomato?"

Nino winked: "...Why are you asking this?"

Naoki said as usual: "Of course, I use my free time to study. Learning is like water in a sponge, and it has to be accumulated."

Nino closed his eyes, took a deep breath, and punched Naoki in the chest, "Stop talking nonsense, quickly wash the ingredients!"

....

After half an hour.

A pair of eyes appeared silently from the kitchen door.

Naoki turned his head: "Peeping is illegal."

"Eh?"

Nino was taken aback, followed Naoki's gaze to the door, and said speechlessly, "Ichika, what were you doing behind the door?"

"It was found." Ichika walked into the kitchen with a smile, put on pajamas, it looked like she had just taken a shower, and there was still moisture in his hair, "I'm hungry after taking a shower, I want to eat."

Nino was cooking with a spoon and heard the words: "Cooking it will take a while, so you go and have some light food first."

"Don't eat snacks." Ichika shook her head "I've gained quite a bit of weight recently, I'll stop eating snacks."

Naoki lowered his gaze slightly and landed on Ichika's chest, his pink pajama lifted gracefully and straight.

Gaining weight doesn't always mean gaining weight, it can also mean that somewhere else gets bigger!

Nino said "Then eat Itsuki's meat bun."

"Not." Ichika shook her head again "With meat buns that big, I won't be able to eat dinner if I eat them."

Nino said "Then what would you like to eat?"

"Ummm..." Ichika shifted her gaze to look at Naoki "Wasn't this tempura fried by Asakawa-kun?"

Naoki nodded: "That's right."

"I want to eat tempura." Ichika raised her right hand and said firmly, "Just a little padding on the belly."

Ichika looked hopeful: "Asakawa-kun's fried tempura tastes better than Nino and Yotsuba's."

Nino pouted slightly, but didn't argue.

The fact is that in front of her, Naoki's fried tempura is indeed better than his fried tempura, and it has been unanimously recognized.

"Fried shrimp tempura, or mushroom tempura?" Naoki asked.

Tempura is a kind of dish, in fact, eggs and flour are mixed in proportion, coated with a layer of paste on the surface of the ingredients, and then fried, similar to the practice of fried chicken.

Ichika winked and said firmly, "I want it all."

Naoki agreed, and brought over a small plate to sample the dish, ready to serve.

"Wait." Ichika reached out and paused "Don't throw away the dishes, it's really troublesome to wash."

Nino looked suspiciously: "How can you eat without a plate?"

"Very simple." Ichika raised her face and said lightly, "Asakawa-kun can put me in my mouth."

Nino:😐"

Let the male put the food into his mouth, it's obvious whether the food is good or not!

"Asakawa-kun, hurry up." Ichika urged pathetically "I'm so hungry, I eat half a loaf during the day, and if I don't eat anything, I'll faint from hunger. "

Naoki held the fried shrimp with chopsticks, turned to Nino and said:

"What did Nino say?"

How to say?

Of course it was refused!

Feeding other girls in front of themselves, even if it's Ichika, Nino won't be happy.

But in this way, it is inevitable to look stingy...

"Feed it if you want." Nino folded his arms across his chest, looked at the two of them, and said nonchalantly, "Don't worry about me."

No worries at all.

Ichika looks like she's experienced, but she's never dated a boyfriend at all. She was fed by the male in front of her. Nino can't believe Ichika is so shameless!

With Nino's approval, Naoki quickly handed the fried shrimp tempura to Ichika.

"Aaaa..."

Ichika opened her mouth, biting the tail of the tempura.

"You actually ate it?"

Nino opened his eyes in disbelief.

Not true.

When Ichika asked the male to feed in front of her, her face was just a little red, when did Ichika get so strong!

"Un, it tastes really good." Ichika raised her hand to cover her lips and she sighed in satisfaction, "Asakawa-kun, thank you for your hospitality."

Naoki took another mushroom tempura: "Open your mouth."

"Aaah..."

Nino felt wronged and bit his lip.

When did you become so proficient!

"Stomach feels good all of a sudden." Ichika patted his belly lightly, sighed in satisfaction, turned his head and said, "Itsuki, come in and eat together?"

Itsuki stood outside the door, as if passing by, silently watching with curious eyes.

Hearing Ichika call out to her, Itsuki shook his head and said, "I'm not going to eat it."

"Itsuki isn't right."

Ichika's expression suddenly became serious.

Nino was shocked: "...what?"

Ichika said earnestly "Itsuki loves food so much that she rejected Asakawa-kun's tempura. Something must be wrong."

Itsuki has a guilty conscience: "I have no problem."

Ichika: "Then come on in and let Asakawa-kun feed you the tempura."

Itsuki :😐"

Ask Asakawa-san to feed in front of everyone, no matter how much she wants to eat!

Nino regained his senses and looked at the blushing Itsuki with a bit of doubt on his face: "Thinking about it carefully, this is really weird."

Naoki sighed: "You two don't bully Itsuki."

Itsuki looked gratefully, turned around and slipped: "I went to the bathroom."

..

Dinner.

According to the Nakano family tradition, the last person to finish eating is in charge of doing the dishes, and the always slow Miku falls last.

Naoki looked at Sanyu: "Want me to help?"

"No need." Miku packed the dishes and walked into the kitchen, "There's a dishwasher, so I don't need your help."

"My shoulder really hurts." Ichika turned her head sadly "Asakawa-kun, give me a massage."

Naoki got up and walked behind Ichika: "What is the English for massage?"

"Eh?" Ichika turned to look at Nino "What's wrong?"

Nino complained: "Ask your questions, don't look at me."

"You can answer quickly, and whoever answers correctly will get a massage coupon."

"I don't need that kind of thing." Nino pouted softly.

"How are the Yotsuba?" Naoki looked at the Yotsuba.

Yotsuba blushed, and quickly looked away: "I don't need it either."

Naoki said: "You usually work out a lot so you need a massage the most."

Yotsuba wanted to refuse, but seeing Nino turn around, she couldn't help but say, "Un, wait for Ichika to finish the massage."

No way, if she refused now, it would definitely make Nino suspicious.

Naoki nodded with satisfaction and looked at Itsuki: "Itsuki also want?"

Naoki asked questions about the knowledge he had learned during the day while massaging, so he did both.

"Disgusting." Nino said disdainfully, "Stupid Asakawa has very flexible fingers… It feels like an alien tentacle monster, looks disgusting."

Yotsuba exclaimed: "Male nimble fingers are a plus."

Nino and Itsuki looked at the Yotsuba together.

Yotsuba turned red and hurriedly explained, "This is a sentence I saw on the Internet, I said it by accident."

"Yotsuba was right, male fingers are nimble, that's a real bonus." Ichika raised her hand to cover her lips, her face was already red and even her voice was trembling slightly, "That would make people very comfortable."

Nino commented softly: "Ichika, you need to be quieter!"

"I-I'm talking about massage..." Ichika narrowed her eyes, her voice trailing off, "Ahhh~, it's so comfortable... I feel tired all of a sudden..."

"Don't stop... It doesn't matter if you have more power... ah ah ah..."

The eldest daughter of the Nakano family blushed, she was in a trance, and the indistinct voice made people speechless.

"How can it be so comfortable." Nino blushed a little, and couldn't help complaining, "If the next door neighbor heard it, it must have been a misunderstanding!"

Naoki pressed Ichika's shoulder, and heard the words: "Your room's sound insulation is very good, it doesn't matter if Ichika's voice is twice as loud."

Nino looked shyly.

Who says it's not important?

We're still there! That sounds really weird, okay?

"Hmm.. "

Nino couldn't take it anymore, she stood up with a blush, and stepped into the bathroom: "I'm going to take a shower."

"Taking a bath together."

Itsuki hurriedly followed, not wanting to listen to Ichika's lecherous voice, obviously it was a massage, always sounding so embarrassing.

"And I." The Yotsuba also stood up. "Together."

After all, the bathroom at Nakano's house is big enough for three people to bathe together without any problems.

"It's here."

After pressing Ichika for a while, Naoki finished his massage, picked up the teacup, and drank the water in shock. Ichika's voice is always excruciating, making my mouth dry and I can't help myself.

"Asakawa-kun has been working hard." Ichika said in a pleasant voice. "If only you could give me a massage every day."

Naoki put down the teacup and complained, "Massage you every day, you'll get bored soon."

Ichika hugged Naoki's arm, whispered softly: "If Asakawa-kun, I will never be bored in my life."

His lips were gently stamped on the side of Naoki's face, "Because I like Asakawa-kun the most."

Naoki stared at the black-bellied girl, and was about to speak, when he suddenly felt a gaze fall on him.

Looking up, Miku was standing at the kitchen door, she looked up without blinking.

"Un, there was a mosquito on Asakawa-kun's face earlier, and I helped shoo it away."

Ichika blushed slightly and explained as if nothing had happened.

"No mosquitoes in this weather."

Miku glared at Naoki.

It was the first time she had seen Naoki and Ichika do something like this with his own eyes. Of course, it was impossible to say that she didn't care. Miku felt sad and uncomfortable now, and a little angry.

But of course, she couldn't blame Ichika for this problem. There were thousands of mistakes, all of which were reckless Asakawa's fault.

Ichika let go of his hand and said:

"Nino and the others have already gone to the bathroom to wash up, would you like to go too?"

"Not going." Miku hesitated for a moment, then walked over and sat down, "I'm going to take a shower after Nino and the others are done."

Go take a shower now, there's only Naoki and Ichika left in the living room... She doesn't want to see them doing weird things in the living room!

"I just gave Ichika a massage." Naoki looked at Miku and said "It's hard to do the dishes, I massage you?"

Miku tightened her pretty face, sat up straight, and watched TV without blinking: "No need."

Naoki put his hand on his knee: "How about I show you an apology?"

"As the saying goes, honesty is soft." Ichika held her knees with both hands, and tilted her head to look at Miku, "Even though Asakawa-kun is very greedy, it's for his proactive and good manners. From admitting guilt, the sentence can be reduced more lightly."

Miku heard the words, and couldn't help but say:

"This is no longer leniency, but acquittal!"

Naoki heard the words: "There is no provision in the law that 'I want everything' is a crime."

Miku turned her head and stared, "What about poligamy?"

"Eh?" Ichika covered her mouth in surprise "Miku is thinking about marriage now?"

"I do not."

Miku quickly looked away, certainly not admitting that she was actually considering marriage...

Japan passed an amendment to the Civil Code last year, which postponed the age of marriage for girls to 18, that is, the age for graduating from high school, but 16.

In other words, as long as her parents agreed, there was no problem with the reckless Asakawa getting married now.

Of course, despite these regulations, very few girls were actually married by the age of 16.

Miku has been thinking about the future. She was only 18 years old after graduating from high school. If she can't go on to university, marriage seems to be a good option... Not possible now.

The reckless Asakawa actually wants to have everything, even if everyone agrees, the law will not agree!

Several sisters came out of the bathroom one after another, and then it was Miku's turn. When she finished taking a bath, Naoki was the last one.

Walking to the bathroom, after rinsing, it's natural to take a shower.

The bathtub is full of white bubbles, and Naoki sits in the tub. It would be nice if someone came to provide bubble bath service at this time...

Unfortunately no.

After taking a shower, Naoki put on his pajamas, returned to the living room, and continued studying with the Quintuplets.

...

It was 11 p.m.

Nino yawned, and said sleepily:

"I'm so sleepy, it's almost time to sleep?"

Naoki looks at Itsuki: "Turn off the light."