Drop wisdom attack

"Just ordinary friends who happened to meet at a restaurant. Mom, you misunderstood…"

Mafuyu's defense looked pale and weak.

"Impossible." Mistress Kirisu was stubborn, "My daughter can't be such a shameless person."

Just leaning on the shoulder, how can it be shameless?

How antique you are!

"Bring it back for New Years." Mistress Kirisu's tone was unmistakable, "That's it."

Mafuyu put down the phone, pressed his finger to his brow, and sighed with a headache.

"Sensei, don't worry." Naoki put down his teacup "I'll come home with you in the New Year..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was met with the cold gaze of the 'Queen of Winter'. If his eyes could freeze people, Naoki would now turn into an ice statue.

"Rejected, don't think about it." Mafuyu simply refused, "No way."

Bringing his student home, his parents must be angry and put her in the hospital.

If you want to go home, at least you have to wait until Naoki graduates high school... No, that's graduating from college, graduating from high school is completely impossible.

"Sensei, have you read the new manga "Girlfriends in Pairs"?" Naoki asked.

"I haven't seen it." Mafuyu shook his head and frowned slightly, "This name…"

"Right, that's what Sensei thought." Naoki was serious, "The real protagonist when stepping on two boats, and has a pair of girlfriends. There are now four female Heroines in the manga, and the title is a scam."

"Childish." Mafuyu said softly, "Manga is manga, don't you think someone would actually agree?"

"This is very difficult." Naoki crossed his fingers and said, "So I was thinking of something."

"What?"

"Did I want to deceive all of humanity..."

Mafuyu stretched out his hand and pointed at the door:

"Go out."

...

The next day.

At 8.30am.

Lesson time.

"Asakawa-san, good morning."

The cheerful girl's voice was very clear in the bright morning light, and the green hair accessory on her head shook slightly, it was Yotsuba.

"Morning." Naoki walked to the entrance and looked at Yotsuba "You won't be practicing at school today?"

"It's difficult to win the competition, everyone is tired, so have a good rest this weekend." Yotsuba took the school bag from Naoki's hand "What is Asakawa-san's breakfast?"

"Bread and milk."

"I grilled the saury, and the miso soup is ready, I'll eat it later."

"Rarely rest." Naoki looked at Yotsuba "Why don't you get some sleep?"

"I'm used to getting up early every morning, and I get up when it's time." Yotsuba helped take off the scarf, "I woke up this morning and couldn't sleep, so I got up."

Naoki walked into the living room, looked at the empty room, and said speechlessly:

"What about the rest?"

"Too cold." Yotsuba ran into the kitchen and took out a cup of hot coffee. The temperature is just right. Obviously, she was ready. "Everyone is reluctant to get up."

Naoki took a sip of his coffee "Go and tell them to come downstairs, wash their faces, brush their teeth and have some more breakfast. It's already 10am after a while."

"Asakawa-san go and tell everyone to get up, the miso soup will be ready soon." Yotsuba poured out the bitter water, "Too hard to wake up Ichika, I called Ichika downstairs for dinner at 9am yesterday morning. Now, she can't get up all the time, Asakawa-san guess what time it takes to come down?"

Naoki looked at Yotsuba: "Where is the reward for guessing?"

"No rewards." Yotsuba's face was slightly red, and she stretched out her finger, "It's 1pm!"

"I clearly remember that time. At 1:10 p.m., Ichika finally came down."

Why does Ichika stay in bed every day?

There is only one truth.

That's lazy.

"I'm going to go upstairs and tell them to get up." Naoki finished his coffee, accepted the Yotsuba's request, and walked upstairs.

The first room is Ichika's room.

Ichika isn't home this Monday, and there's no chance to get rid of clothes. The room was suddenly clean and tidy.

Naoki opened the curtain and walked up to Ichika: "It's time to wake up."

"Hmm..." Ichika opened her eyes in a daze, her eyes moist and her voice confused, "Hm, Asakawa-kun appeared in my dream again?"

"Don't pretend to be asleep." Naoki expressionless "You just played with your phone."

"Eh?" Ichika didn't pretend to be asleep, "How did Asakawa-kun know that I was just playing with my phone? Were you eavesdropping at the door?"

"The sound insulation in your room is so good that I can't eavesdrop." Naoki pointed at the cellphone beside Ichika's pillow, "The proof is your cellphone."

"What's with the phone?" Ichika was confused, "The screen doesn't turn on."

"When you usually sleep, your phone will be tucked under the pillow." Naoki briefly explained his reasoning process, "It's next to the pillow now, so you're obviously awake."

....

Walking out of Ichika's room, Naoki entered Nino's room one after another.

Nino was awake too, lying in bed playing on his phone.

"Yotsuba?"

Hearing the movement of the door, Nino tilted his head to take a look, but unfortunately she was super visionary, the curtains weren't drawn, and Naoki couldn't see clearly as she stood in the doorway.

"It's me." Naoki said.

"Stupid Asakawa?" Nino was surprised, "Come so early today?"

"Yotsuba messaged me and asked me to come early for breakfast." Naoki walked to the bed "It's time to wake up."

"It's so cold outside..." Nino stretched his legs out from the blanket, felt the cold air, and quickly pulled back under the blanket, "I'll wake up later."

"How long to wait?"

"Ummm..." Nino put down the phone and yawned "Half an hour?"

"Since you don't want to wake up, there's nothing I can do." Naoki shrugged his shoulders "Could you just use a trump card?"

"Eh?" Nino was taken aback, and looked up curiously, "A trump card? What's that?"

Naoki said firmly:

"A killer trick to get you out of bed."

Nino quickly became alert: "You want to lift my blanket?"

Using the method of lifting the blanket to wake people up, this is a childish method at the elementary school level!

"Don't worry, I won't pick it up." Naoki squatted beside the bed, leaned against Nino, looked at the girl's pretty face, and used his trump card, "I'll kiss you. "

"Did you think I would be scared?" Nino blushed and looked at Naoki. There was even a hint of provocation on his face, "I haven't brushed my teeth yet."

"I don't dislike it." Naoki looked calm.

"You don't like it, you don't like me, okay?"

Nino shouted in his heart.

When reading light novels, there are sometimes descriptions of waking up and kissing in the morning, so is it right to kiss without brushing your teeth?

Even if he brushes his teeth before going to bed at night, waking up the next morning is still unhygienic, right?

"Just kiss." Nino's face was flushed, his long eyelashes trembled slightly, and she was always reluctant to admit defeat, "You kissed me."

Naoki lowered his head and kissed Nino.

Just when only the last few centimeters remained, Nino finally couldn't take it anymore, and quickly turned away from the kiss, his face flushed like fire, and she shouted shyly:

"Go."

Naoki looked down from the heights: "Why are you hiding?"

"I never said not to hide..." Nino covered his lips and glared, "Come out quickly, I'll get dressed."

...

Get Nino, and next is Miku's room.

Naoki pushed open the door to the room and looked at the bed.

Miku... not awake yet.

Breathe evenly and sleep soundly, only the head is visible outside the quilt, and the bangs hang over the eyes, obviously not awake.

"She must have stayed up last night."

Naoki quickly deduced the truth.

He decided to let Miku sleep for a bit, turned around and went to Itsuki's bedroom door.

The door wasn't locked either.

Naoki stretched out his hand and pushed the door open easily.

Then...

Itsuki who was only wearing panties all over was standing by the bed, bending down to put on stockings.

The black and white panda is so clear and cute in the sun.

Four eyes facing each other.

Itsuki's face immediately turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, she quickly raised his hands, covered his chest, and squatted directly on the ground.

"Yoshiba asked me to call you downstairs for breakfast." Naoki explains why.

"Then knock on the door first!" Itsuki's cheeks puffed out, "When you talk, look away first!"

Naoki whispered: "It's not like I haven't seen it..."

Before he could finish speaking, a pillow hit him right on top of him.

"Sorry I was wrong." Naoki caught the pillow "I take back what I just said."

"If you say it, there is no way to take it back." Itsuki's face turned red, and she shyly said, "…You're still looking!"

"Why are you awake?" Naoki asked confusedly.

"I just woke up later than usual, it's not like I can't wake up." Itsuki's face turned red, "Quickly get out."

Naoki coughed twice: "Would you like me to help you get dressed?"

Itsuki opened his eyes wide, grabbed something, and threw it again.

Naoki stretched out his hand to catch it, and was immediately taken aback: "...It's actually a meat bun?"

Putting meat buns by the bed, how much Itsuki likes to eat meat buns!

Expelled by Itsuki forcibly, Naoki returned to Miku's room.

"Miku, it's time to wake up."

Naoki bows first and then soldiers.

"Hmm..." Miku's eyelashes fluttered, and she opened her eyes in a daze, looked at Naoki, then covered the blanket again, "I can't wake up."

Everyone's awake, so you're the only one left, can't you justify it?

Because of that, Naoki could only use his killer moves.

Nino and Miku are different, and the killer moves are naturally different.

Naoki crouched beside the bed, stretched out his right hand, and slid into it along the edge of the blanket. Miku was wearing pajamas today, maybe because of the cold weather.

After a while.

"... Asakawa is reckless!"

Miku finally couldn't stand it anymore, and opened her eyes, her face turned red, and she tightly pressed against her chest, preventing Naoki from continuing to move: "Guilty, Harakiri!"

...

20 minutes later.

The Quintuplets gathered in the living room and started eating breakfast.

"I suddenly saw a question, it is very interesting." Nino was eating while holding his cell phone, "If there is a very deep hole in the ground, several hundred meters deep, once you enter, how do you get out?"

Yotsuba raised his hand: "Call the police?"

Nino: "It's too deep, the cell phone has no signal."

Itsuki raises his head: "Climbing?"

Nino: "Before climbing, my arms are tired."

"Stupid Asakawa." Nino turned around and looked at Naoki "What did you say?"

"Very simple." Naoki looked at Nino "You just need a needle."

"Eh?" Yotsuba was full of curiosity. "Why only need a needle?"

Naoki turned to look at Yotsuba: "Prick the top of the head with a needle, release the water on the head, and you can take the opportunity to swim out of the deep pit."

"That is not true." Itsuki could only complain, "How can there be so much water on someone's head?"

"Because..." Ichika closed one eye, tilted her head slightly, smiled happily, "Without a lot of water in the head, people won't jump into deep pits."

Yotsuba opened her eyes wide, and after thinking for a moment, she suddenly laughed out loud.

"Hahaha, that's how it is…" Yotsuba laughed out loud, and after a while, her face fell on the table, oh, clutching her stomach, "No, my stomach hurts..."

It was just an ordinary joke, and the stomach ache was too much!

"Humph." Nino pouted softly, "When did you see this joke?"

Naoki thought for a moment and said:

"In elementary school."

"False?" Nino said in disbelief, "This joke came out in elementary school?"

How about elementary school? This joke was born more than 1000 years ago, but it was a joke told by people in the Sui Dynasty. This is an original and super old joke!

...

After breakfast, it's time to study.

The Quintuplets rarely got together, and they were noisy and non-stop all morning.

It was noon.

Nino initially planned to go downstairs to buy ingredients and return to cooking herself.

"How about we go out for dinner?"

"Coincidentally it's incense for mom after the meal." Itsuki suggested, "Last month everyone went to study in Kyoto together, and we all forgot to put incense sticks for mother."

The school trip is the second, and the real reason is the dream world.

The mother in the dream appears to be living in another timeline, one that is very real and exists. In this case, even Itsuki had accidentally forgotten to give his mother some incense sticks.

"Been a long time." Nino folded his arms across his chest, "Let's go together."

Miku nodded lightly: "I'll go too."

"And I." The Yotsuba raised his right hand, "Let's go and give mother some incense together."

"Anyway, it's been more than half a month since we entered the dream world to visit mother." Ichika tilted her head to look, the corners of her lips slightly raised, "Asakawa-kun, what do you think?"

"I will not speak." Naoki looked at Itsuki "You ask Itsuki."

"Why are you asking me?"

Itsuki blushed and turned his head quickly.

...

The Quintuplets put on the scarves and left the apartment together.

After heading out for a self-serve barbecue meal, the group took a bus to the temple.

Naoki naturally followed suit. Itsuki encounters a ghost on the mountain. Since then, whenever she came to offer incense, she had to be accompanied by Naoki.