Chapter 23: Harvey

Harvey: Quinn! Help me!

Quinn: With what? Did you get your penis stuck in the vacuum again?

Harvey: Gross and I’m fairly certain that was you. No, I still can’t find anything to send Nora.

Quinn: Oh yeah… Are you finally realizing you don’t know this girl and sending her a gift is kind of creepy and out of line?

Harvey: Once again your help is irreplaceable.

Quinn: Fine. Why don’t you just contact her best friend she was talking about?

Harvey: How would I find such a person?

Quinn: In one of the first emails she talked about how the girl who wrote the book was her best friend. They were writing it together. Just look her up and email her.

Harvey: I knew I kept you around for a reason.

Quinn: It’s my hot ass but sometimes my brain matches its hotness.

Harvey: I have no words.