That Time I Was Reborn As A Dual Wielding Ultra Demon DoorDash Beaver

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This utterly changed my life. My neighbors are calling the police with noise complaints for the deep and guttural wails of emotion this masterpiece has drawn from within me. I type this on frail fingers, having read this repeatedly without food or drink for five days in my utter envelopment. My eyes have been opened anew. I have found my true religion. I may now die in peace, knowing that hope still exists for humanity.