An idiot teaching another Idiot

He went home for breakfast and informed the girls that a clone would be present. Then arrived at the meeting place where he and Jiraiya were supposed to meet.

When he arrived, he noticed that a bathhouse was close to him and suddenly he heard many screams. Naruto looked at the bathhouse, and he saw many women chasing a person with sticks and slippers.

Naruto sighed since he knew that was Jiraiya who was being chased and already knew his habits, but never knew why Jiraiya just doesn't use {Transfermation Jutsu} so he wouldn't get caught.

Naruto decided that since he wanted the trip to finish early, he decided to come in between. However, when the women saw Naruto come in between, they blushed and greeted him.

One woman asked, "Naruto-sama, this pervert here is peeking while we are bathing."

Jiraiya, who heard he was called a pervert, vehemently disagreed and said, " I am not a pervert; I am SUPER PERVERT!!!!" He yelled by raising his hand in the air as if he were declaring the world was ending soon.

Naruto turned to Jiraiya and said, " Why do you always peeking at women's naked bodies? Don't you feel shame that you are looking at them without permission? For many women, their bodies are sacred, and many give their privileges only to their loved ones, yet you are doing this against their wishes. If you can not control yourself, go to prostitutes."

Naruto was, of course, saying bullshit. He doesn't care what happens to these women. He just bashed Jiraiya for leaving Naruto alone in his childhood without being the godfather that he is.

Jiraiya looked hurt. Naruto apologized to the woman and said he would take care of it. But unfortunately, Naruto didn't realize that his already big fangirls would substantially increase when the women left, and he would get a new title.

Naruto said to Jiraiya, "We should start now before the sun goes down. Once we bring Tsunade, she can heal sensei."

When Naruto mentioned the trip and Tsunade, he already forgot about the incident. Naruto knows Jiraiya's carefree personality, and that's why he mentioned Tsunade.

They haven't received any trouble during the journey other than occasional bandits. However, after arriving in a town, Jiraiya said he needed something to do, and Naruto should book a room for himself.

Naruto already knew since it happened the same in the cannon, so he booked the room and added many seals. After some time, he heard a *knock* on the door. When Naruto opened it, he saw Itachi and Kisame in front of the door.

Naruto said, "Welcome! Come inside."

Itachi was confused at Naruto's attitude but followed Naruto inside but raised his guard. Kisame just followed Naruto.

Naruto sat down on them and said, " Should I prepare a tea or something?"

Itachi stared at Naruto, trying to figure out why Naruto was so carefree. After getting his ass whooped before, Itachi trained, and now he can go { Susanoo } till {Susanoo Rib cage}.

Kisame said, " I want some sake."

Itachi finally couldn't hold back and said, " Enough! Naruto, I am here to take you. Please follow me."

Naruto looked at Itachi and said, "Let's talk for some time –"

Sasuke busted through the door and yelled, " Itachi!! I WILL KI-"

Naruto appeared behind Sasuke and knocked him out. Sasuke fell to the floor, and Naruto didn't bother to pick him up.

Itachi looked at Naruto's speed. He was surprised since he kept his Sharingan open and still couldn't catch his movements. He only knows one person who can accomplish that. That is White-Haired Shinigami, the strongest Akatsuki member other than Pain.

Itachi now knows that Naruto didn't go all out in the last fight, but he still thought his {Susanoo Ribcage} could hold his attacks.

Naruto walked to his chair, sat down, and said, " Now that is taken care of, we need to talk. And Kisame, there is Sake in the fridge over there."

Kisame got up and saluted, " Yes, Bossman."

Itachi was surprised at Kisame calling Naruto Boss. Naruto chuckled after sensing and looking at Itachi's stupid face and said

" You probably have many questions, right? I will talk first. After that, you can ask questions" Even though it hasn't been a week since Itachi received Naruto's gold strands, they are still effective. Itachi calmed down and wanted to listen to what Naruto had to say, so he nodded.

Naruto said, " Kisame has been working for me for a long time. He is currently a spy as you are to Hokage; yes, I know since Hokage told me."

Itachi doesn't know how many surprises he will receive today

Naruto then continued, " Let me tell you why I told Kisame to spy on Akatsuki."

Itachi patiently waited.

" Do you know the real reason for Akatsuki? Please don't believe it's for world peace. On the contrary, it will cause humanity's destruction."

Itachi knew never to trust Akatsuki, but he knew how passionate Konan and Pain were about world peace, so he was confused about how he will cause world destruction.

Naruto looked at Itachi's confused expression and said, " You are probably confused since Nagato or Pain he goes by, and Konan are really passionate about world peace."

Itachi revied another surprise. Nobody knows the name of their leader, but Naruto does.

" Nagato is not the real leader of Akatsuki. The real leader is a person who goes by Madara Uchiha. Do you want to know his real name?"

Itachi really wanted to kill Naruto for leaving him in suspense every single time.

Naruto chuckled at Itachi and said, " Okay, his real name is Obito Uchiha; you probably know him. Madara saved him as a pawn to bring him back from the dead. So yes, Madara was alive since he used {Izanagi} to survive the battle with Hashirama and has lived until he died of old age."

Itachi didn't know what to say. He had known Obito since he always mentioned when he worked with Kakashi. Moreover, Obito was well known to give one of his eye to non-Uchiha members among Konoha higher-ups.

He met him during the Uchiha massacre and when his friend was killed. So he knows that the person who goes by Madara is not real. Itachi turned to Naruto and asked, "So what is Nagato's role in this?"

Naruto replied, "Nagato is Obito's pawn, the pawn of Madara. You should know Nagato's eyes?"

Itachi nodded

" They are not his. They are called Rinnegan, only with Madara and Hashirama cells, and something I will not say can only awaken Rinnegan. Madara acquired a way to awaken Rinnegan, but he was too old, so he transplanted him into an Uzumaki survivor because only they were powerful enough to contain Rinnegan and told Obito to make sure to bring all the tailed beasts together to make Tentail beast and revive him using Nagato's lifeforce." Naruto then explained what tailed beasts were and where they came from.

Itachi was surprised that the Rinnegan was not Nagato's but actually Madara's, which he awakened by Sharingan and something else. He also learned that tailed beasts were actually one but were divided by the Sage of Six Path named Hagoromo Otsutsuki.

Itachi asked, "So Nagato will be used as a sacrifice. Then why are you saying that will cause humanity destruction? Is this because of Tentails?"

Naruto said, "It has something to do with Tentail, but no. Instead, Madara wanted to cast Infinite Tsukuyomi, similar to your left eye ability but on a much larger scale and permanent. Furthermore, Madara wanted peace in the world, so he read how to cast permanent Genjutsu on every living being on the Uchiha stone tablet."

( Don't judge me on this info since it has been so long since I remembered)

Itachi stayed quiet and thought, ' will it really end all the conflicts?'

Naruto looked at Itachi and said, " You probably think that it's a good sacrifice for world peace, BUT that is not entirely what Infinite Tsukuyomi does?"

Now Itachi got interested in the story.

" To cast Infinite Tsukuyomi, you need Tentails a seed to become a God Tree. When Infinite Tsukuyomi is cast, everyone will be placed in Genjutsu, slowly drained of their life force, and become a shell with no personality. They become food for God Tree which will cause it to produce a fruit which can be eaten to gain immeasurable power."

Itachi, who thought maybe Infinite Tsukuyomi was a good ideal, suddenly turned pale. Then, Itachi asked, " I thought Madara wanted peace, so now he is power-hungry?"

Naruto denied it and said, " No, he really wanted peace, but he doesn't know the consequences of Infinite Tsukuyomi and is currently being manipulated by a more than a thousand-year-old being. His name is Black Zetsu, and it caused many wars throughout the world."

Itachi wanted to bash his head after learning that Nagoto is a pawn of Obito, who was a pawn of Madara, who was ALSO a pawn of Black Zetsu…He never thought it would become so complicated.

Naruto almost laughed, watching at Itachi's twitching face. He then explained the history of Kaguya without going into much detail about Otsutsuki. After the whole history lesson, Itachi slumped down on the chair while Kisame was passed out drunk.

Itachi's whole life changed in the span of an hour. He doesn't know what to do anymore. His eyes became empty.

Naruto, who looked at his eyes and emotions, thought, ' Yes, come to the dark side, we have cookies. MAAHAHA'

Naruto imagined rubbing his hands and said, "I wanted you to join me. I am the current leader of Root. Yes, I killed Danzo, and Hokage approved it. My goal is not as big as world peace, but I want my children not to suffer like me. I wanted to make the world better for my children and their future generation. So will you join me?"

Naruto stuffed him with gold strands while Itachi was near him from the channel. He will almost follow every order until Naruto hurts Sasuke, but Naruto doesn't need to worry since, in two days, Itachi will be entirely under control.

Itachi gained a new resolution and nodded his head. After a few minutes of talking, Naruto said, " I am actually Killua." Itachi started laughing.

Naruto looked at Itachi and thought, ' Maybe Itachi's finally gone, Coo-Coo.'

Itachi then explained that after meeting with Naruto, he always had a nagging feeling like he was missing something, which almost drove him crazy. After then, Naruto told him to listen to Killua and said their goodbyes.

Naruto then looked at the knocked-out Sasuke, then he grabbed him like a potato sack and threw him near the dumpster.

Naruto thought, ' now the trash is taken care of, I will sleep. Jiraiya will probably come tomorrow.

Naruto has woken up by the door knocking. Naruto got up and opened the door and saw Jiraiya waiting at the door.

Naruto told him to come and stay while he got ready. After getting ready, they started making their way to the casino since they thought they should start from there.

While they were walking, Jiraiya asked Naruto, " Have you seen Itachi? I have heard he came here looking for you."

Naruto looked at Jiraiya and said, " Yeah, I sensed him coming, so I hid my chakra and went to my neighbor's room until he left. Then, they searched all the rooms for me."

Jiraiya nodded. When they both arrived at the Casino, they were attracted to a person who had blond hair with a green coat in kaji, which says "gambler."

Jiraiya was already drooling at her breasts which were humongous. They kept swinging when that person swung her arms. Next to that person, a young lady was holding a baby pig. She seems like she is telling that person to stop drinking.

Naruto jabbed at Jiraiya to wake him up. Jiraiya then said, " The one with big- *Ahem* with a green coat which kaji writing."

Naruto nodded and started making his way.

-------------------- > Tsunade.

Tsunade was drinking while Shizune was nagging her to stop drinking. She then looked at a person who was approaching her.

The person looked like a handsome person around 15 (actual age 13). He has red hair and red eyes.

Naruto, who came close to her, said, " Hello, Tsunade-san. I am Naruto Uzumaki, the head of the Uzumaki Clan in Konoha. Do you think you have time to have a chat?"

[A/N: I know it is a short chapter, so don't worry I will upload another soon. In the morning I had a panic attack from seeing all my power stones disappear, like an idiot I was rather than looking at Google and researching, I immediately email the support team. I lay on the bed sulking and suddenly got an email from them. It says they reset every Monday. A small little story for new authors.]