Fun and sore

"Ahh! Ahh! More!"

Moans came from above.

"They're still at it?" A maid said, cleaning up.

"I feel bad for the mister. Mating up with a Harpy- must be rough. I hear the more handsome you are, the more you stimulate the Harpy and sometimes they might even keep you up all night… never thought it was true-" He let out a shiver, as he cleaned the glasses.

A monkey maid and a wolf waiter-

It was morning- or at least close to morning.

The restaurant wasn't open yet and no customers were going to come in maybe a few hours.

"Still, to be able to go this long- the mister might be something too. I heard he was a great adventurer but didn't think he was this good…"

Birds were flying in the sky- but those sounds never reached this place- after all-

"And dreamy too-" the maid almost drooled. Breathing a bit harder-

"Don't even think about it-" The man said- "Harpies are very, very possessive. Get too close to him and she'll rip you apart…" He moved on to the window- cleaning.

"I'll keep that in mind…" A bit pale, the maid kept on cleaning up.

"-Out- it's coming out… more! AHHHHH!!!"

"And awfully loud too…" The man sighed… "Wish I could get laid with a woman like that…" Because hearing all that certainly was stirring quite a lot of feelings.

Being mates with Harpies- for non-harpies was rare. Mostly because they almost never chose a single partner to live- but when they did- it meant there was no escaping them- and for the most part of their life- Harpies generally stayed beautiful- not withering even a little. So, a typical human or demon, never really had any reason to go after another woman to begin with-

Besides, even for a Harpy that woman was beautiful-

"But aren't you married Mr. Frouse?"

A bit of disgusted sigh- "That hag? Huh!" He didn't even want to think about it. wait- "Mar, are you interested-"

"No thanks… my boyfriend would get mad so no cheating…" She smiled and quickly headed off to the kitchen.

'But that's not what you said a moment ago though-' A bit thunderstruck, the man returned to cleaning up the glasses. "Rejected, huh?" Another sigh and he just watched as the sun slowly stood rose up from the horizon, through the window. "Oh, they're finally done?"

No more moans or heavy breathing.

Finally- some quiet.

***

Argh-

My head hurt way more than I ever thought possible.

Bright- bright light!

Maybe close to midday- might still have had an hour-

Wavering, I tried to sit down- my hand oddly squeezing something soft.

And apparently, the harpy was still pretty much attached to my abdomen- pretty much bare-

Awfully sexy- awfully painful.

Her wings though had shrunk quite a bit-

'How many times did we go again?'

Seven? Eight?

Ten?

Twelve!!!

Yeah, I couldn't remember.

It was fun for the first few tries- but then things got out of hand and I went into a trance-like state…I did remember that at one point Bren junior wasn't even standing up anymore and it actually hurt. The system was going ballistic with singing around that time. I had no idea what it said and frankly, I wasn't interested. I was too broken anyway-

My crotch was for sure sore- so- yeah.

Still, my stamina had increased somehow.

'Another benefit of the system maybe?'

Yeah, I didn't care.

I got out of the clutches of the harpy and slowly got out of bed.

Even now she kind of just let out a soft moan- awfully sexy.

Kind of sweaty and kind of bare- I was.

[Cumulative Exp gained- 34500!]

[Level up!]

[Level up!]

'How the hell am I gaining levels?'

Was sex with a Harpy really that much of a life-threatening situation?

[Skill gained- limit break.]

'Please tell me I didn't learn that skill just so I could survive last night…'

[…]

Ah…..

Anyway-

Time to go wipe this sweaty body!

Forget about all that- I had to go to the city hall today!

Ha ha ha ha.

I definitely wasn't just trying to cope or anything.

"Oh, you're up?" Amiya woke up- wiping and rubbing her eyes.

The light from the window illuminated the sleepy Harpy and her bewitching wings- painting her in a golden light- dreamy. Damn- 'She's gorgeous…' Too gorgeous.

And awfully cute-

"Yeah, bout to go to the wiping room."

"Me too…" Still way too sleepy.

On the contrary, I didn't feel anything.

And actually, this was probably the first I slept in days!

I only had like 96 days though, so oh well.

Actually- "You didn't lay any eggs this time?"

"Only during mating season. The rest of the year isn't an issue…. Besides, I'm all out of eggs anyway," She yawned.

Yeah- I didn't want to go there-

"Speaking of eggs, you sure we don't have to visit them and stuff?" So, change of subject, it was.

"No need, it'll take two years for them to hatch and the hobgoblins are taking care of them." She came over and kind of just leaned on me-

'I guess…' Sadly this also meant, she had to be a single mother… 'I have to eventually tell her, huh?' Yeah, I didn't want to…

Also- did she want me to dress her up or something?

Taking underwear off was sexy- and fun- but putting them on was kind of a hassle- but still fun…

So… FUN!

Anyway- we headed out- or would have.

But just outside the door- our cats were waiting for us.

"Mew!"