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"Snow White" is aware he's only a character in a novel, and he hates it. He's the Strongest Mage in all of existence, the incarnation of the Chaos God, and apparently immortal. He's born in an eccentric household of business magnates, and everyone in their house have perfect memories.
Snow White is also expressionless.
HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!
Sometimes he's not the protagonist of his novel.
And holy heck, he has six more variants of himself crossing the borders of time.
All of which are intent to slap him for his terrible life decisions.
Due to his creator's extreme tendencies, a description for Snow White and the Seven Gods can't be written properly.

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SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN GODS
"HITORIBOCCHI NO SHIRAYUKIHIME"
A Fantasy Novel written by Screaming Coffee

DISCLAIMER: This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblances to actual people, the living or the dead, places, events, and businesses are either coincidental or are used fictitiously.

Snow White and the Seven Gods

I've never used Chaos Magic since the day I knew I had the affinity.


Roughly, I know how the taboo of magic renders reality and performs different miracles─but similar to cursed items: a deal with the devil, or the monkey's paw, it has a dreary aftereffect that lingers like a maddening loophole.


I'm no defender of a grand order nor the fabrics of reality.


Albeit branded as the Strongest Mage, I'm but another munchkin who's juvenile and awkwardly three-dimensional to break out of character.


Self-conscious to the brim, both infallible and gullible at the same time, and ridiculous with being active and passive with situations not matching their accounts. Ephemeral and evanescent, a magic being in an existential crisis who wants an escape out of reality and faces it at the damned same time.


Laughable, as in how despicable and cumbersome is that?


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