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"Snow White" is aware he's only a character in a novel, and he hates it. He's the Strongest Mage in all of existence, the incarnation of the Chaos God, and apparently immortal. He's born in an eccentric household of business magnates, and everyone in their house have perfect memories.
Snow White is also expressionless.
HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!
Sometimes he's not the protagonist of his novel.
And holy heck, he has six more variants of himself crossing the borders of time.
All of which are intent to slap him for his terrible life decisions.
Due to his creator's extreme tendencies, a description for Snow White and the Seven Gods can't be written properly.

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SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN GODS
"HITORIBOCCHI NO SHIRAYUKIHIME"
A Fantasy Novel written by Screaming Coffee

DISCLAIMER: This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblances to actual people, the living or the dead, places, events, and businesses are either coincidental or are used fictitiously.

Snow White and the Seven Gods

My hand cards were unlucky. I wanted a zitch but got two of a kind. You might think it's a better draw since it's the default but I'd rather not play with someone I can't trust: since I'm dealing with a liar who graduated from Nichiyoubi South Middle School instead of a local middle school in Fukuoka─of which he introduced himself with in the first day of school… or at least, what I learned after asking our homeroom teacher.


Contrary to expectations though, he didn't bulge but only smirked as he set his eyes straight for mine.


"How uncanny is that? We're on the same page… I wanted to ask you if you know about me. How? Intuition."


It would be a lie to say I didn't blink even once: I only collected my resolve not to show him greater weakness than what I was already showing him.


"I won't hurt you, Miss Kuzuhara. I only want to know how much you know about my roots."


I breathed deep and dignified, in and out.


"Mister Higanbana… you have a very sensible secret."


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