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"Snow White" is aware he's only a character in a novel, and he hates it. He's the Strongest Mage in all of existence, the incarnation of the Chaos God, and apparently immortal. He's born in an eccentric household of business magnates, and everyone in their house have perfect memories.
Snow White is also expressionless.
HE LOOKS LIKE A GIRL!
Sometimes he's not the protagonist of his novel.
And holy heck, he has six more variants of himself crossing the borders of time.
All of which are intent to slap him for his terrible life decisions.
Due to his creator's extreme tendencies, a description for Snow White and the Seven Gods can't be written properly.

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SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN GODS
"HITORIBOCCHI NO SHIRAYUKIHIME"
A Fantasy Novel written by Screaming Coffee

DISCLAIMER: This story is a work of fiction. Any resemblances to actual people, the living or the dead, places, events, and businesses are either coincidental or are used fictitiously.

Snow White and the Seven Gods

Before I petitioned for Rettousei Higanbana, I already knew he was one of the people snooping around Underjordisk.


"I've never known this place has such a fancy name…" Firebrand mumbled in frustration.


Only I, my classmates, and several people know about the name: something I thought for ourselves as a code. Swedish for underground, cool in the sensibilities of Japanese light novel authors going with either Norse or German for their fantasy settings or what else. I might have notched the homage for obscurities, now I'm starting to worry it sounds mockingly satirical. For my caliber to worry about something so superficial, I was rather baffled─but that's amounting to another superficiality… how cumbersome, I hate it.


Quadrice Upon the Flunk Punk Firebrand