You Could Never Bother Me

Perry learned a lot while talking to Noelle. It seemed like that happened every time they chatted on Reddit. 

It had not known what birthdays were until it had to look it up after she talked about the birthday present her roommate made for her. It was clearly a scene from Assassinate My Heart. The speech bubbles, characters' positioning, and their general features and outfits all matched a specific excerpt. 

Of course Noelle would love something like that. She used more exclamation points when she was happy. She was clearly very happy with this gift. 

Perry had not known that humans' births were celebrated until it looked that up. Larry's birthday was April 23rd and he never said anything. Now Perry was distressed that it did not do anything to celebrate. It knew it was Larry's only friend.