God Almighty Save Me From This Predicament

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From the little time Maria had spent with her, she realized she was a very innocent and cute girl… How could she even be a Living Catastrophe?

The only thing Maria feared from her was her cuteness, which was making her have the strong urge to adopt her…

Loki had never seen such a Living Catastrophe behave like this before, so he had grown more interested in Maria and apologized to her deep down for having underestimated her as someone interesting but still superficially bland.

O h, h ow wrong he was…

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After having received the title of Saint of Death, I was sucked by Hel into her realm and then spit out rather rapidly after, without any proper explanation other than her telling me to take care of myself as if she were my new mother or something.

Seriously, I can take care of myself, Hel, thank you very much.