Unwelcome Guests

H20 POV

While my landowner was complimenting my guitar skills one of my bugs in the federal government let me know that there was a payment given to them to issue a warrant to search the house I was residing in, and force was allowed.

Fortunately, the warrant would expire in approximately 4 hours from now. Still, I sent another bug to all the apartments camera's, something I should've done earlier, to let me know when they arrive.

However, once they all breached the camera's they all sounded warning signals, there were suspicious people breaking in as we speak!

And to add more excitement, there was a helicopter training a machine gun to open fire on our room. Just in the nick of time, I jump on him, using my extreme amount of weight to push him down.

"Are you OK?" I ask, running a scan just in case he pretends to be a chad or something.

"I'm fine, but man! You're heavy for your size!" I slap him on his face, then run a scan.

Aside from that slap, he was fine, "You don't say that to a lady!!! I'll guess I'll have to educate you *properly* on how to treat a woman right after this is-"

Before I could finish my phrase, the noise of a laser door cutter was heard from the door, and Senior leaped towards what I assume was the auto cannon he spoke so fondly about and since it was an auto cannon, it was pretty clear what he was about to do, he quickly loads in a magazine, but it looked pretty peculiar, that's not how bullet ever looked!

"These baby's used to be plastic capped styrofoam shells which I bought at a toy store, but now they've got nails poking out of them. However, they're untested, but I already know they won't ruin the gun or blow up the house, but it may jam. Or worse, melt." He explains, and finishing with a mutter.

He then plugs it's power chord into the wall and gives the gun a spin, and the floor beneath it creaks uncomfortably, little does it know it's about to be permanently ruined to splinters.

Another salvo by the machine gun tears through the house, only being stopped by the concrete on the outside, and the door finally collapses, and we can see the person responsible for cutting it holding something looking somewhat like a budget light saber.

Unfortunately, they were met with the fury of a very bad quality auto cannon, the first two men collapsed before they knew what happened, the remaining stayed behind the door, pinned.

I quickly check the camera's to see how many assaulters were left...

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Senior POV

As the door bust down, I really hoped there wouldn't be much more than 10 men, or I'll be in trouble, lacking the necessary amount of ammo to thoroughly pepper them.

As the door was breached and I knocked down two of them, H20 notified me that there were 3 more left standing before the door, and the 3 more on the truck, I probably have enough ammo to get 'em.

However that leads to the next problem, how will we get that machine gun to stop firing?! It'll start penetrating the concrete soon, and when that happens, I'll be a goner, maybe not her since she's made out of synthetic materials, but not all of us have such a luxury.

Even though that was a major problem, I'd leave it to the sentient supercomputer to decide the best course of action, "Hey you got a plan to stop that MG?" I muffle my voice so the pinned people can't hear what we're speaking about.

"I already got a plan cooking," She starts, before I hear a boom and a small shake after, "I guess you just executed it," I guess.

She nods and then winks, I give her a thumbs up of awe and go back to making sure we don't receive a similar fate, not that it was possible to hack, it had no internet connection, and no software with enough permission to let my machine gun blow up. Probably since I had no software installed.

I didn't have a stabilizer, auto cooling system, or a reload system, hell! Not even an ass cleaner!

Where did my feature creep self go?!

I fire off 10 or so shots when I see a gun pop out, and I holler, "Reloading!"

Hearing that, the thugs charged in, only to see my gun loaded and ready to go. I really didn't expect that to work, but anyways, I turn flick a switch, the one feature I did add: 'Ludicrous Speed'

What I hope is steam and not some plastic fumes starts rising, and I smash the fire button, I don't want to die like that machine gun wielding helicopter did.

Fortunately, they were all bunched together, so one rapid burst from my now dangerously overheating auto cannon was able to knock them all out, "Hey, can you please handcuff those people before the air returns to their lungs? Thanks bye~" I say, running out of the room, grabbing a proper bucket this time.

"When you wish you had a hose..." I mutter, dragging the bucket back to my room and dump it on the discolored gun, releasing more than enough steam to consider this a minor spa.

"When I finish tending to her," I motion to the gun, "... and you finish dealing with them, we'll get you a proper name, OK?" She nods, "OK..." She smiles and gets back to putting zip ties on their wrists.