Senior POV
This is gonna be the first time I steal money from the banks-
OK, OK... maybe the third time, but it was for a good reason and in those times, money was really tight!
However, at least this time I won't have to pray to be lucky, I can just ask Kylie if she thinks the phising, scam, or whatever I use, is good. But first...
I sit down at my desk and write a letter to my employer saying I had the extremely dangerous virus, known as Potatohead, linked in with a medical report signed by some unknown and probably fake doctor.
As much as my employer, manager, and nearly every businessman wants to ignore such a rule, it's one of the very few beneficial Federal Laws, at least for the workers that they must abide.
I then open up my software for using my personal mix of SQL, a pre-Mellenial coding language, which may be really easy to decrypt... if you actually knew the language, and even if you did, you would need significant knowledge, since I added some false gateways, and generally improved its safety capabilities exponentially.
It even gets better! Everybody who knew enough to actually smash through my code are either senile and hate how badly their world turned out, or are 6 feet under (Or more likely cremated).
Quick history fact! This coding language was a major hacking language back in Mellenial days, so if there are some major bankers still alive from that time, which I bet there are, considering how rich they usually are, they'll get major PTSD.
But thats enough yapping, time to get to work.
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Kylie POV
I wonder what the crazy man is thinking now, I mean what kind of egotistical freak calls themselves Senior to pretend that he's older than you...
He may be older than me, but I'm certainly more mature! Right..?
NO! I'm definitely more mature! I puff out my cheeks in anger at the mere thought of him being more mature.
Maybe I should get some software to become more like a MIL- I mean mature lady, then I'd certainly be more mature at least...
"No I can't download some personality editing software that'll make me more mature! Then he'll respect me less!" I mutter so loudly it was more like a stage whisper. Realizing I said that out loud. I shut my mouth and scold myself.
Come on! Your supposed to be a computer! I'm not supposed to make mistakes!
Seniors furious typing pauses, "Did you say something about software?! I told you not to jumble your brain or capacitors or whatever shit you have as a brain," He scolds me from across the room.
I groan, he's a handful, isn't he?
Why am I thinking like that? That doesn't sound like me, and it makes me sound like I'm mature, but I didn't get the program yet... maybe deep down inside me, I am mature?
Yes you are, all you need to do is-
The voice was cut off with Senior hollering my name once more, trying to get me to review his code.
"Why should I?" I yell, he's not gonna exploit me that easily!
"Then how about we talk about maturity and hmmm... personality changing programs and how they're bad and very IMMATURE to use?" He says.
He's onto me... but this is Blackmail!
However... there's no way to stop him, or else he'll lecture me, or god forbid! Kick me out!
Ok, I'm overreacting but-
"I'll count to 5, if your not here, we'll have a nice chat... 1.... 2..." He starts counting, and I get up from my spot and run towards Senior at lightening speeds.
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Senior POV
I really didn't want to bully her, but deep down, I knew that I really wanted- No! I needed to!
If I didn't harass her, she would harass me, and also, well I need her to check for any faults, cause if you have the resources to protect your anonymity, you use them!
When she stomps over, I grin behind my computer, I wouldn't scold her, after all, she's kinda more mature than me, but I won't tell her that.
I turn my screen around, "So how does this look?" I ask, before promptly unplugging my keyboard in case she goes into vision mode or whatever happened earlier.
She sighs, knowing the reason why I withdrew my keyboard and begins to make pointed comments on vulnerabilities and telling me how I can improve this code.
However what surprised me the most was, "Hey how do you know this language, it's ancient!" I exclaim, thinking I was the last competent person who could understand such a language.
She laughs at me and continues to edit the code, I guess she doesn't care how she understands it, she just does