A tale of the red dress.

I stood in the changing room, holding a dress that wouldn't fit even if I was 13, wondering why I agreed when Cory said "Let's go dress shopping."

Perhaps because I wanted to get her and Aurum to stop teasing me about Jotham, or perhaps not. Either way, it was a terrible idea. You would know why soon.

Cory seems excited to see me try dresses that are "sexy enough to make Jotham drop dead at first glance"{her words, not mine}.

Sadly, the clothes that fall under this category are way too tight. I kid you not when I say I can feel my insides getting squeezed. If I wear them, Jotham would probably have to rush me to the ER because I would be the one dropping dead. Definitely because of breathing problems.

 "Cory I can't wear this!!!" I called out to her from inside the small cubicle that they required me to change in.

She yelled back, "It will be sexy, you'll see."