Cliffhangers, Endings and…Chads
An author, totally not the one from the previous 4 chapters, was currently hanging over a cliff. This genius plan should teach him all about cliffhangers and how to make the readers offer their souls for a new chapter.
Said cliff was located over a ball pit close, which just so happened to be in the local fast-food chain.
- Real author here, look I get it, we all want the "real" story to begin soon, but this chapter will be just about a dude hanging on a cliff over a ball pit. There will be no "funny" puns or jokes to somehow give that sort of stupidity any meaning-
- And don't worry about the "author" and his idiotic ideas; he wears his plot armour t-shirt─he will be fine.Okay,I shall make it obvious with an extra description-
The writer and his big brain would surely be fine since the kid with no arms would lend him a hand. And the kid bound to a wheelchair motivated him with standing ovations.
-Better? If you want to read the real story just skip to chapter 10. I doubt you do get anything out of these chapters anyway. After all, our dear Prince Edward Nigel of Isle Secularis will save the Universe from Big Jimmy.-
- Prince Edward Nigel of Isle Secularis, will be the chaddest Chad to ever Chad. His Chad-levels are over 9000 and he will be the Master of the Chad Universe. Living in his Chad-Clan, with all his Chad-buddies, he can not be stopped. He will destroy all the beta-cucks and become the number 1# Chad.-
-Unlike the author's virgin-ass, this Chad packs a large Chad downstairs. Once he becomes the #1 Chad he evolves into Super Chad 1. Afterwards, he is transported into the Chad-god realm, where he needs to cultivate his Chad-powers to become the Ultimate-Surpreme Chad.-
- After 1000 chapters of pure Alpha Chad's versus- beta incels, Chad turns into the One-true Chad. Then he becomes the Dao-father of the Chad path and forms his own Chad-school. Later Chad creates his own Chad universe inside his Chad body and becomes the Lord of the Chad Multiverse.
"Dang, bro that story sounds really lit. But it missing something, like…The simp slayaaar, a real Chad, needs a real Chadette at his side; he needs his Stacy."
- Valid point cliffhanger-san, 3000 chapters were clearly not enough. Now introducing the sequel: " The chaddiest Chad finds love" No, that does sound too childish no one would click that.-
"How about, " Transmigrated into a Chad?! Now, I have to find love?!", I love those fitting WN titles, you always know what story to expect", said the author still grabbing onto the cliff as if was the secret to winning 10k dollars.
" Or you go the extra mile. Chad 2: EXXXtra Love". Do trust me, my 13-year old version would have read that story until the heat death of the universe. I need details; GIVE ME DETAILS."
Insert useful transition, hope that people understand the point, realize we are on WN, give up on intelligent life, and insert more examples.
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Author behind the real author here. Statistics show that reader satisfaction increases up to 2000% if the word Chad is mentioned. In order to appeal to the broad masses of readers, please enjoy Chad in as many different types of stories as humanly possible.
Happy reading.
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For them gaming nerds:
"Chad Norris bored of being the leader decides to hit Chad-prestige and grow even stronger. Watch him best the kindgom of faceslapping, overthrow the evil Syndicate of Proper Spelling and be the only one to rise with his level system. He gets epic loot, explores dungeons, fights epic monsters and becomes the strongest Chad again".
For the female Chad lovers. The love story of a hard-working Mom and her black-belly, cutthroat Chad Ceo.
Chad Cheddar Cheese, the CEO of Chad industries had it all… almost. 5 years ago he met Stacy totally not a CEO 5 years later. The single, hot not yet Mom woke up next to the shirtless, muscle-packing hunk of a man called Chad. Afterwards, she ran away and was suddenly pregnant.
The single mother struggles to raise a kid until she suddenly finds out she is the long lost daughter of another famous company─ The Stacy conglomerate. Now, after a long struggle, she has reached the top of the business world.
However, she was shook to realize that the love of her life, the father of her son, was the enemy. He was Chad Cheddar Cheese the CEO of Chad industries.
Prepare for a cheesy love story of a desperate middle-aged woman trying to juggle being the perfect Mom and winning the heart of the cold Ceo Chad.
But wait there is more, according to our sources there is also a "purple-haired b*tch trying to woo our dear Chad CEO", for some reason no one knew, she is also the CEO of another company and tries to shame the FL Stacy.
The purple-haired b*tch exists so her company can be taken over by Stacy.
Stacy becomes a super-rich CEO and takes revenge on her. The purple-haired b*tch will, later on, be sacrificed to an eldritch god and all of her organs will be sold on the black market.
Oh and I forgot to mention, Stacy has a step-sibling, the second ML, so deep in love with her, it's kind of creepy. Her gifted son has hacked into the pentagon at the age of 3 and is the smartest human alive. Of course, he is also so cute that everyone loves him just like his dad.
A story for all the yuri, yaoi, furrys, shotancons,locicons, slice of life…or basically everything that falls under the categorie of "why are you into that sh*t" enthusiasts.
Chad is a 1000-year old loli, tsundere, alpha, sigma, vampire, werewolf, elf, dwarf, orc, master, senpai, who happens to impregnate the shy/timid/ thot/ Chad 2 the yandere, kuudere, omega, 1000-year old shota waifu.
All the while his step-sister Chadette I the half-wolf, half-cat, half-spider, half-human decides to marry her not related by blood, adopted, older, younger sister Chadette II.
But none of these people matter because the true MC is Chad III. The youngest chad brother with the lowest, trash beta constitution. His Chadblood line is thin and he is bullied by everyone else for his unchadness.
He returns to the Chadtraysyl, the origin of all Chads and finds all the treasures and goes against the Heavens to be the Ultimate Chad of all time. Anyone that has once looked down on him, will now have to look up to him since he has grown up.
All the cold jade goddesses, all the kingdom toppling beauties, all the ethereal fairies, he would warm their hearts and they would warm his bed
" Did you just casually objectify every woman there is?" asked the author
- Of course, it's not like any of these losers will get bitches in the real life, anyways. So let them dream about getting lovers of any kind.-
This battle academia/ harem/ magic/ urban myth/ realistic Fiction novel will make you cry. Cuz there is genocide, tragedy, op Mcs and slaves, because f*ck human rights, am I right?
Join Chad III on his journey to do all his enemies crouching-Tiger, hidden- Dragon,flowing- Turtle and rising- Phoenix style─whatever these things truly meant.
Chad III has also been reincarnated into the Chad Universe from Planet Earth. His name used to be Chad IV, before he had been transmigrated from the Chad Universe from his body of Chad V into Chad IV. He also travelled back in time, to stop his evil-twin brother Chad 6 from using his memories to rule the world from the shadows.
For those that do not get it.
Chad 1 and 2= Gay half-step brothers
Chad 3 Chad 5= ReincarnatedChad IV.
Chad 4= Transmigrated Chad V
Chad 5= Normal Chad pre-time skip.
Chad 6= Time travelled evil twin of Chad III
Now, that peanut-sized brain of yours has finally started to work for a second. Shall we continue?
But before we do that, stand up for a second and drink a bit of water. Look outside of your windows, into the beautiful skyline and question what the hell you are doing with your life.
Try to think for once, why you are reading this kind of dumb story in the first place. Breathe in, breathe out. Think about what went wrong in your childhood. Think about how sad your life truly is.
"You gotta speak system to them, I do not think they get the point," said the author knowing his audience.
[Reading xp +1. Congratulations, you are still gonna die alone.]
[Reading xp+1 Hurray, no one likes you. No one could, has or would love you. No one cares whether or not you are gone tomorrow.]
[Achievemnt unlocked" Big Brain," you saved all your intelligence for another time, life and dimension. You probably didn't even realize that I called you a bloody idiot just now.]
[Achievement unlocked "The hole in your heart" No matter how many novels you read, you will never be the main character in your own life, you will never be the hero.]
[Achievement unlocked "There is hope", there is a hope that one day you might realize what a shower truly is, till that day I suggest holding in your breath.]
The title said Cliffhanger, so forgive me this sin…. But what is this?????????