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Dear readers: Ima be real with you, the first part of this book is some serious BS. I started this book as almost a joke, and it took forever to get contracted. Long and short of it: I didn't really put thought into the first 60ish chapters, and it barely even makes sense. For this, I am sorry, but the rest isn't to shabby, lol

ANYWAYS!

When Truck-Kun strikes, Daniel's world is changed forever! Armed with a strange new power and his head in a pretty girl's lap, Daniel must face an epic battle of good and evil that will tear the universe apart. With the help of his girls, those close to him, and friends he makes along the way, Daniel embarks on a journey that stretches past the limits of his imagination. Get ready for a wild ride as Daniel learns that being a hero isn't really what the world needs!

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Harem In The Intergalactic Apocalypse

"Eddie! Stop lying around! We had work to do; this is no time to be napping!" I called over as the three Wargon surrounded him.


"I am playing dead. Shut the fuck up, or I will shove my fist up your ass!" Eddie snapped back, and the Wargon all pounced on him. "This is not what a good time looks like."


As much as it was funny to watch them use Eddie as a chew toy, I had more floors to explore. 


My body was all over the room now, and it was like being in a glass cube in a pool of mercury. Roots burst from every direction to grab the creature, but even predicting up to five separations wasn't enough. They broke down to impossibly small one-inch tall copies, but that was the limit.


"What the hell is wrong with these things?! I thought we were the kings of impossibility?" Eddie growled as he got back up, and the creature started to pull back together.


Eddie, Everything Gets Under Your Skin